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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine- “the Adventurers get a lesson in the realpolitik of fighting established evil”

August 6, 2026 By clarkscottroger 1 Comment

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop.

Hosted by Denise, constrained by a sentence limit (high and low) of six, there are worse ways to spend the remaining time you have on earth.

Previously, in our tale...

Prompt word:

SLIP

Channelling my inner fourth-grade parochial school self, I raised my hand.

It took an easy full minute for my dinner companions to notice; not counting Anya Clarieaux… said no one with a sense of self-preservation ever.

The others: four people, all safely on the right shoulder of the Stanford-Binet bellcurve, let their silence serve as a Jules Winfieldesque retort to the nonverbal assertion of my elevated hand; Rosetta looked annoyed and the Sophomore showed relief; the nun and her leprechaun simply stared. I suspected the former had learned at an early age to slip into the background at the first sign of conflict, while her diminutive companion had an expression most often observed on the faces of mean drunks hoping to get in a fight and sixteen-year-old girls disappointed that their first real boyfriend preferred to hang out with his bros most of the time.

As it stood, Cyrus St. Loreto would play with this group like a mountain lion coming off a catnip-jag in a ball pit full of children on the last day of Summer vacation.

“Ian, how delightful, you truly never disappoint; do you care to bring your little group of Adventurers up to speed on how totally fucked they are if they even think they can out maneuver the man in Miami?”

Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine- “a Six Sentence Café & Bistro Six …cont’d”

August 5, 2026 By clarkscottroger 6 Comments

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop.

Hosted by Denise, constrained by a sentence limit (high and low) of six, there are worse ways to spend the remaining time you have on earth.

Previously, in our tale…

Prompt word:

SLIP

“If you gentlemen would excuse me, I must have a word with my fellow Proprietors.”

The tall, thin man managed what, as unlikely a gesture in the ‘swipe ‘n scroll’ world of 21st Century social intercourse as holding a door for someone, was a subtle bow, nothing more than a certain incline of the upper body, offset by his steady eye-contact with each man, “Lou, mi casa es su casa, whenever you are in the neighborhood.”

Lou Caesare, shrugging into the coat held by his driver, paused, “Likewise, though I suspect my invitation to ya boy Frank here to stop in at the Bottom of the Sea fell on deaf ears, which is too bad seein’ how Diane just hired a new dancer by the name, Holli Spirit,” the club owner completed the topological miracle of slipping both tree trunk arms into the tailored overcoat while making it look graceful.

Waving away his driver and Frank, Lou leaned closer, “And about that matter with my niece Rosetta out in Chicago, I appreciate your efforts.”

“la Raconteuse! Jy is die een skrywer aan wie al die Muses veg om toegewys te word…” the Manager, turning to his left as Lou walked away, laughed unselfconsciously as Chris and Aurelia approached.

“Please tell me that was a genuine compliment in Afrikaans, the manager continued, “After my attempt to slip a Cajun greeting into the note attached to the balloon bouquet for Mimi several weeks ago and getting the spelling wrong, you’d think I’d swear off online translations.”

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Wednesday -the Wakefield Doctrine-

August 5, 2026 By clarkscottroger 4 Comments

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

The Wakefield Doctrine is:

a tool that offers a certain alternative perspective on the world around us (as with any tool, there is a right way to use and a whole bunch of other ways to demonstrate one’s skill in it’s use. Who among us has not hammered in a screw or perform nearly good wood-carving with a flathead screwdriver
a toy that offers a respite from the demands of unreasonable people, distractions of unimaginative cultural artifacts and, for those who find ‘people-watching’ endlessly fascinating, it’s a total enhancement
a perspective on the world at large offering like an optometrist’s steampunk-inspired trial lens sets where it is easy to compare one view with another
a perspective on perspective; sadly there are people who believe there is but one real world, reliable world, not-made-up world; they are not likely to be reading along. they are grounded on and in the ground of consensus reality, which while totally necessary to living a life outside and institution, is, well, limited. worse it is intended to keep people in their place… they do not appreciate additional perspectives
simple to use (well, easy to use improperly not easy to use correctly)

well look at that! We’re outta time.

oh yeah! there are three predominant worldviews (aka personality types) somewhere among the thirty-seven hunnert posts. Check it out. They’re fun to read and figure and, bottom line, the Wakefield Doctrine is way simple: the types are based on the character of the relationship a person maintains with the world out there and these are: Outsider (clarks) Predator (scotts) and Herd Members (rogers).

have fun

Tonight is Six Sentence Story Eve. So be sure to stop by Denise’s.

As a matter of fact, seeing how Thursday is Six Sentence Story day, we’ll go ahead and give you the link, seeing how we hid our SSS in the middle of the landing page (actually lower-middle) A Café Six

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Tuesday -the Wakefield Doctrine-

August 4, 2026 By clarkscottroger 5 Comments

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

As falsely promised yesterday… A RePrint post.

an early-morning errand to run. Keeping the option to add a “wth?!? I haven’t read this before(ish)!!!” content when we return.

Nope, you’ll just have to make do with this content.

Wait! No. This Doctrine is not rocket surgery. It is a serendipitous insight into a correlation between personal attributes and the character of the relationship one has always maintained with the world around them and the people who make it. As with any purported correlation between/among aspects of the world at large, one can argue with the points of relationship but it is invalid to alter the set (of relating points) and then declare the product/insight/conclusion as invalid.

Yeah, ya might’ve been better off with the RePrint.

lol

Tuesday -the Wakefield Doctrine-

February 23, 2021

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Tuesday.

Surely this is the most inviting(-sounding) Day of the Week.

Not the lump of Silly Putty to the forehead that Monday is.

Wednesday tries, but in attempting to appeal to too wide an audience, fails like a soufflé baked on a roller coaster, (“Here it comes…look at it rise!!!! What!?! oh no!!)

(Thursday … surely, Thursday is the fort built in the back corner of your parent’s clothes closet when you were six; the spirit of Thursday never dies, be it in school, (the school week is over tomorrow, why not drink and party all night?) or work life.

Friday and Saturday? Way beyond the scope of this post.

One might even say, Tuesdays are the most clarklike days of the week. Full of promise, yet containing enough in the way of work, duties and responsibilities to avoid any appearance of being besotted by hope or recklessly caught up in the sense of common effort in our day-to-day world, like the teenager convinced (and pressured and seduced into) stealing the parent’s car or going out will lesser-known friends into a part of the night in which risk becomes an intoxicant and running along the edge of the cliff seems like the only thing to do, recently converted to the dream of living for the moment.

(The critical element of this dream, attractive to adolescents of all ages, is that the dream is not a path along which we run, if we dare, leading us to a place we hope to be ourselves. ‘Ourselves’ is a relationship not a place, or even a state of mind. The product of any effort to improve ourselves begins with appreciating how we relate ourselves to the world around us. Before, even, we examine how we relate (and otherwise interact) with the world around us.)

Whoa! HEav vee!

Hey, you know how, after you’ve eaten all the bananas from the milk lake of Rice Krispies and there’s nothing left but a bunch of milk-logged, formerly crisp-and-airy-rice-things? And, being a near adult, you can’t just dump the mess down the sink, so you dutifully spoon the globs of cereal into your mouth, (resisting the unfortunate visual of white blood cells bumper-car racing through blood vessels to hurl themselves at the infection site), when your spoon hits something on the bottom of the bowl. One last slice of sugar encrusted banana.

Makes it all worthwhile, am I right?

(Just in case it doesn’t, here’s a reprint post)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

So why is it that, of the three personality types, clarks look upon Tuesday as, perhaps, the best of all days of the week? Simple. The weekend-workweek transition day (Monday) has been survived, the focus on achieved (or not) progress day (Wednesday) has not yet occurred and the deceptively desirable end-of-workweek day (Friday) is still a distant dream.

Tuesday is all about optimism and promise. And clarks, well, clarks are nothing if not the embodiment of promise.* No, in our brief discussion this morning, ‘promise’ is decidedly a noun. And the context is social context-free! It is not about breaking a promise, making a promise, promising to better. It (the promise of a clark) is the potential… for (totally fill in the blank).

If anything, the promise inherent in the worldview of a clark is the event horizon of their existence. whoah! (whoah, indeed!) Damn, as often happens, I’ve stumbled into a topic that, like a quiet talk and a cup of coffee at the kitchen counter, the coming day still held back by the castellation in bleached oak of the cabinets bracketing the sink, the outside wall falls into the yard and the world yaws open, ever hungry for human time.

lol

Cliff Notes version of my tantalizing allusion: “…the promise inherent in the worldview of a clark is the event horizon of their existence.” clarks are always searching for something. Being of a rational bent (clarks think, scotts act and rogers feel), the sought-after thing manifests as knowledge/information. clarks are the insatiably curious of the three. The ‘something’ clarks seek is the thing that everyone around them appear to know already and, by tragic miscalculation, clarks assume is the knowledge that makes them, (scotts and rogers) real people. They must have been absent that day, when growing up and being taught about life, ya know. In any event, that is the singularity, the conviction that if they acquire more information, they might discover the secret and become a part of.** Like the nearly-all powerful black hole, we cannot see it directly and so are left with the edge of endless appetite, like golem with a question mark impressed upon our foreheads.

* the natural tendency here is to interpret the word ‘promise’ as a verb, which totally changes the spin. That kind of promise is strictly of the domain of the real people, the scotts and the rogers. (“Hey, a promise is a promise, so get some clothes on an we’ll catch some breakfast” “Yeah, but you promised. I heard you promise. Everyone heard you promise. How can you do such a thing?“)

** super-brief Doctrine for New Readers: unlike most of the other personality theories and schema, the Doctrine does not rely on quizzes and surveys, questions about favorite colours or food, likes and dislikes, in order to establish which category a person falls into. This is because, from our viewpoint, our personality ‘types’ are simply the characteristically distinct style of dealing with life, given the world we are experiencing. Ex: I grew up in the reality of the ‘the Outsider’ and I learned and developed the style of interacting that would best advantage me in that context. My tendency to mumble, have poor posture, make creatively eccentric fashion choices, be funny (provided you’re close enough to hear me) and exhibit a sporadic yet wildly original creativity is because that is what is successful when contending with the world as I experience it. For scotts and for rogers, the same applies. Start out as a little baby one in the world of the Predator and I betcha you develop a predilection for quick reflexes, act-before-being-acted-up real fast. It’s about what strategies are appropriate to the character of the world you grow up in, you know, what kind of likes and dislikes, favorite colours or food that increase the odds that you survive and thrive today.

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Monday -the Wakefield Doctrine-

August 3, 2026 By clarkscottroger 4 Comments

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sure, why not?

RePrint:

damn1 can’t find us any RePrintacious posts.

gonna have to go old school.

New and/or hypo-aged Readers? Back in the Before Time there once was a meme persistent in nearly every family-oriented sitcom that was meant to make the old person/Viewer feel valued. It was in all sitcoms, be them: family-with-two-kids-breadwinner-unspecified-employment, doctors-with-famblies, farmers-with-dogs, Lisa(s)-with-Mr Haney, even medical doctors during wartime*. Which is what prompted this subplot.

So what does this, today’s post do for New Readers?

Not a lot, less’n you’re a clark.

The Wakefield Doctrine maintains that there are three personality types that account for us all. There’s way, way more to the Doctrine than this, but hey, it’s Monday. Give a Curator a break, why don’cha. These three are:

clarks (the Outsider) ‘by their silence ye shall know them’ (Note: clarks abhor the spotlight but will not tolerate being ignored)
scotts (the Predator) ‘the Roar of the Beast shall be the Sign’ (Note: a scott alone in a room isn’t)
rogers (the Herd Member) ‘(the) rising tide lifts all boats’ (Note: rogers have never met an aphorism they did’t think to appropriate.)

Each type (predominant worldview) is a reflection of the character of the relationship one maintains with the world around them and the people who make it up.

By learning these relationships one can identify everyone’s personality type and have a sense of how they are experiencing the situation.

ya know?

before the (obvious) music selection

*In one episode of MASH, the head doctor (Harry Morgan) was feeling like he couldn’t keep up with the young (rogerian) doctors in his charge. Until that is until the time they came to him with a case they couldn’t diagnose. (yeah, right. how did the show’s writers see their audience? all thirteen year old children. oh, right, we were). Anyway, old doctor notices a smell that makes him think of WWI (his war…like it’s fuckin’ good thing to have one’s life and profession grounded in a world war). Fixed the patient, continued on, feeling valued amongst his youthful chargers. (Note: ‘early onset’ wasn’t a thing back then).