Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
Damn! Readers they gettin’ this here Doctrine here, big-time. Fluent in the Doctrine much, M?*
From Mimi
As a janitor clark-like person, i deal with messes scotts and rogers make all the time. The scotts’ messes are from simply being who they are, the rogers, it’s from not thinking because of not having a clark-like secondary.
And, really, while it surely does not rise to the level of: (hands clapping a person’s shoulders in a summer tent in a rural field) “Get up (-uh). You can walk(uh). Can I get an Amen!”1 Readers at a certain level will sense the implication in M’s little quote. The mind behind the mess is discernible in the character of the mess.
In the world of a Predator, it’s not “Hey, slow down, I need to find a trash receptacle for my Big Mac box and Coke… ok ok I’ll come back after I catch you.” (throws the litter over her/his shoulder) and continues the chase.
In the land of the Herd Member, “Excellent burger and coke. What’s next on today’s agenda. No time, no time! We’ll just store the empty box somewhere for safe keeping… there’s room on the floor on the passenger’s side for just one more! Look at the abundance of our Life!!” at some point in time there will be something of a ceremonial ‘cleaning up’ which is as much assertion of status in the world (of lunches on the go or discarded packaging in the workshop).
Ear Worm Warning!! That last line triggered the perennial affection of the song ‘Kid Charlemagne’ (one of the finest guitar soloes ever)
1) one of our guilty pleasures when in the car is to listen to a local gospel station. Not everyone on it, but there are a few that, in oratory style, have it. Can’t describe it… very much a case of ‘the medium more than the message’.
In any event, on Saturday night there is one very old-school guy. Sounds older that the usual line up, his sermons are also of a time gone by, but his speaking style! There is the accent on the ends of certain sentences (not every one, just enough to know that it’s deliberate and for emphasis) where he adds an ‘-uh‘ to the last word of a sentence – uh. You can see the prairie and the hear the canvas flapping in the wind, don’cha know,
*in the spirit of loosening up our-owneself: no! not to worry, I am totally including Frank in this compliment, M. (lol)









