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scotts, ‘prey drive’ and the Wakefield Doctrine (“Mr. Gorbachev, feed that dog!”)

November 10, 2011 By clarkscottroger

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine. If you are looking for a self-improvement tool, or a easy-to-use system for self-development, then you have totally stumbled on to the right ‘place’!
The Wakefield Doctrine has a thing about looking at people, you know, how they act and stuff? …we guarantee that if you got the smarts to understand this, (and not everyone does), then you will know more about that other person than they know about themselves. Pretty frickin cool, no? But if you’re looking for one of those, “Six Ways to get any Boy to Like you” or “Satisfy the Woman in your dreams!! ” or ” How to get your Boss off your back!” self-improvement things then stop reading. Right now.
This Wakefield Doctrine thing is so not that kind of personality theory. (Not saying that you won’t be able to ‘satisfy the Woman in your Dreams’ or ‘get your Boyfriend a Job’), just that what we have here takes a little more…. flexible intelligence. So. Read already!

No, the Wakefield Doctrine is not like those other self-development books….the Wakefield Doctrine is fun and it is useful and it is fun…

Today we are going to talk about scotts! (Want to get a quick overview of the Doctrine? go here and read….be sure to come back!)

scotts, scotts scotts! where to start? … hell, it’s Thursday, lets take the easy way out just to get the ball rolling, so to speak.¹

Some bullets points relating to the nature and character of the scottian personality type:

scotts are totally emotional but in a way so very different from rogers, mercurial is the right word for the emotional characteristic of scotts
scott in a band? the ‘front man’ every time (don’t believe me? go look at the photo of the progenitors, click here those three mugs were in a band together (yeah, I know!) and can you tell me who the front man was?…hell you know which one is the Progenitor scott without anyone telling you, don’t you?)
at a party scotts will introduce themselves (…..to everyone)
when confronted with a threat or other fear-generating situation, a scott will choose to attack rather than flee
scottian females can be ridiculously sexy or quick witted, …hardly ever both.
(female) scotts can be spotted because they have prominent throat tendons (go ahead….ask us why)

Seeing how the scottian population is of late growing here at the Doctrine, lets cater to the their totally famous short attention-spans and use a video that shows us a scott doing what they do best! Watch and learn, binyons!

How scottian was David Caruso’s character? how clarklike was DeNiro’s character? and the cop that backed down to the scott?, not too rogerian ! Hell! he was the only one in the scene to have a hat on his damn head!
So lets review:

clarks think, scotts act and rogers feel. scotts are often wrong, but never uncertain. scotts make good leaders, (at least when decisive action is required…when long-term objectives take precedence over short-term victory…not so much). scotts are ‘the life of the party’… scotts are the best of joke tellers and are natural mimics. scotts will feed on rogers and enjoy the challenge of clarks… scotts will give you the shirt off his back/ the use of her boyfriend but will not tolerate being ignored… they are un-selfish and short-sighted… ingenious and stupid… emotional and shallow… sexy and predatory… endearing and dangerous… get the picture?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fc8-MuA8xw

1) that’s a joke for the scotts reading this

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another Hatted head

November 8, 2011 By Molly

Alexandra has joined the hatted ranks of the Wakefield Doctrine, from Lyckeby, Sweden. Isn’t that a great hat? And a beautiful building with fabulous details. I do hope she chooses to tell us a bit about it, since it is the land mark she chose to have her picture taken in front of!

Reading her blog, it is easy to see how much she loves her beautiful dog Lisen, delicious food, tid-bits of history and walks everywhere. If you do an image search of Lyckeby, Sweden, you will find she is responsible for most of the top rated photos. She has such an eye for details — just take a look at the photos below.

Her motto is: Good intentions = Good results.

She says of herself…

I’m a believer in “law of attraction”. I am also convinced of that the only thing you should concern yourself with is your own intentions, if they are good – everything will always turn out for the best in the end.

When Alexandra first visited us, she said, “Sounds like an interesting theory. Not sure how I can find out which one of clark or scott or roger I am though.”

So how does one find out if they are a clark, scott or roger? Read though the basic information (found in those little black buttons, top right) and decide which most closely fits your view of the world. Or, here is the quick rundown:

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what time is it? Monday!!? wtf do you mean ‘Monday’!! the Wakefield Doctrine fall back! fall back!

November 7, 2011 By clarkscottroger

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

Good (WDSN) Drive ~~last~~ Night! Even with the ~~impending~~ Time Dislocation, we had a (nearly) full house (more accurately ‘car‘ ); presenti were ( in order of appearance): DownSpring glenn, Molly, DS#1, Ms. AKH and Alex. We totally had a good time, topics ranging from, the Doctrine in the workplace, the 3 funniest movies of all time, home remodeling, trains and their impact on local culture, employment demographics in the mountain states, roasts of beef and 2 sensible, if not overly exciting side dishes, euphemisms for masturbation, the question: ‘if you knew the world would end in a couple of hours would you tell anyone’?, the lack of hats in Wyoming, the motion to send Molly a (nearly free) Wakefield Doctrine hat (for her damn head) was appuyée et adoptée.

In other words, a typical Wakefield Doctrine Saturday Night Drive!¹

In this here week here ( that seemed to have started without me), we can look forward to:

more about scotts than you ever really thought you needed to know
including, but not limited to the question ‘why do they always have to take it just a little too far?’
a wrap up to last week’s roger-say-what? to include the return of a feature to these pages that everyone loved (last year)
‘Tag-a-roger Day’ actually last year this was manifested as, find a clark day and tag a scott day,² but what the hell (and besides, rogers move way, slower than do scotts and they have none of the imagination of a clark )
practical applications of the Wakefield Doctrine
Video Friday (FOTD Alex is threatening to appear as a guest on Friday’s show….stay tuned)

1) typical, very odd…totally fun
2) couldn’t find the Post of ‘tag a scott day’ but screw it, they just like to hear their name called…here’s Post where we actually ‘talk’ to a couple a scotts… in fact we should re-assign today’s music vid to them whats scottian

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Video Friday Episode 24 the three personality types of the Wakefield Doctrine

October 21, 2011 By clarkscottroger

Welcome to the 3 personality type-based, totally effective self-improvement theory of personality known as the Wakefield Doctrine.

Still have a sore throat so I will let the video do the talking (lol) in this the second part, Part 2

So what is the lesson we should all take from today’s Videos?
If you learn and apply the Wakefield Doctrine you will:

complain more when you are sick
shout more when you are well
not run away when someone says, “Hey lets get a photo of all us in front of…”
experience fear more frequently as excitement (rather than paralysis)
increase the variety of (different) people you will engage in conversation with at social events

the simplest way to explain an idea is to demonstrate it! 3 personality types one idea

October 19, 2011 By clarkscottroger

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

Prior to/in preparation of/leading to writing this Post, I did a google search of the term ‘Wakefield Doctrine’. Not surprisingly the bulk of the results were references to the Wakefield Doctrine blog and to various places we ‘post-out’ individual articles. But as I scanned through the results pages, (all the while thinking to myself, ‘this must be how rogers feel when they look at their old high school yearbooks’), I caught the words WIKIPEDIA… (ever check your lottery ticket and see the ‘powerball’ number match and you hold your breath, both physically and mentally, somehow if ?) like that… anyway, I followed the link and was taken to a wiki-page full of wiki-words and even a few wiki-diagrams and I saw the words Wakefield Doctrine….then I looked at the top (of the page) and saw the ‘word’ clarkscottroger and the cavernosum of my ambition began it’s graceful, regretted decent. Not willing to give up that easily, I signed in to Wikipedia website, being a donation making, signed up member and all. But no, what I saw was an early effort, with the aid of the ever-faithful AKH, to submit the ‘personality theory’ of the Wakefield Doctrine for inculsion as a listing/item/information/factoid and it had not been ‘accepted by the Wikideities or the Wiki wizards, so not instant legitimacy. yet.

(Quick note: I started this Post in early am and I am trying to complete it in late am, same day.)

Let the demonstration begin!

So how do we prove that there are three personality types?

We don’t. We are not trying to prove that there are, in the objective-reality-pretending world that most people spend their days/lives that there is something called ‘a clark‘ or that in the course of your day you will meet something called ‘a scott‘ nor will you look up at work, school or home and be forced to accept the existence of ‘a roger‘. Does not work that way. We are not trying to prove not a goddamn thing. This should come as no surprise to Readers. Hey, a key element in the Wakefield Doctrine is the concept of individual reality. Your world is mostly like my world (and the world of those around you) but it is not the same world. It is your world. If you are not comfortable with this idea, you are way on the wrong bus. But if you have the kind of mind, the flexibility of intelligence, ( the ‘recors of intelligence’ as a lady was heard to say years and years ago) then what you will find in this blogsite, among all the mis-categorized, badly-sorted collection of explanations and implications will be a tool.

The Wakefield Doctrine is the new 3 D glasses for the amateur psychologist! (And because we know what it is like to enjoy (the) of practice amateur psychology, we made these glasses invisible!!). With the Wakefield Doctrine as a lens you will be able to:

distinguish between emotional outbursts of your partner…is it serious, does it require you to stop what you are doing and change your behavior or is it just an outburst forgotten by them as soon as the echoes die, they go back to life as usual immediately afterward?
listen and hear what your friend is really trying to tell you about themselves…is the confession of past indiscretions an effort to relieve guilt or is it an effort to relive the emotion
stop making the same poor choices in mates… (unless you want to) (and that is also made easier with the Wakefield Doctrine)…know why you feel the way you do about the people you feel a certain way about in your life
no longer be confused to the point of feeling helpless in the face of the questions that are inherent in the above suggestions

So get out there, put on your invisible Wakefield Doctrine 3 D glasses and see how way, way weirder the world is than you ever thought! And don’t worry, you can always put your 3 D glasses back in your desk drawer and go back to your old life!

……….yeah, right.