Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine. If you are looking for a self-improvement tool, or a easy-to-use system for self-development, then you have totally stumbled on to the right ‘place’!
The Wakefield Doctrine has a thing about looking at people, you know, how they act and stuff? …we guarantee that if you got the smarts to understand this, (and not everyone does), then you will know more about that other person than they know about themselves. Pretty frickin cool, no? But if you’re looking for one of those, “Six Ways to get any Boy to Like you” or “Satisfy the Woman in your dreams!! ” or ” How to get your Boss off your back!” self-improvement things then stop reading. Right now.
This Wakefield Doctrine thing is so not that kind of personality theory. (Not saying that you won’t be able to ‘satisfy the Woman in your Dreams’ or ‘get your Boyfriend a Job’), just that what we have here takes a little more…. flexible intelligence. So. Read already!
No, the Wakefield Doctrine is not like those other self-development books….the Wakefield Doctrine is fun and it is useful and it is fun…
Today we are going to talk about scotts! (Want to get a quick overview of the Doctrine? go here and read….be sure to come back!)
scotts, scotts scotts! where to start? … hell, it’s Thursday, lets take the easy way out just to get the ball rolling, so to speak.1
Some bullets points relating to the nature and character of the scottian personality type:
- scotts are totally emotional but in a way so very different from rogers, mercurial is the right word for the emotional characteristic of scotts
- scott in a band? the ‘front man’ every time (don’t believe me? go look at the photo of the progenitors, click here those three mugs were in a band together (yeah, I know!) and can you tell me who the front man was?…hell you know which one is the Progenitor scott without anyone telling you, don’t you?)
- at a party scotts will introduce themselves (…..to everyone)
- when confronted with a threat or other fear-generating situation, a scott will choose to attack rather than flee
- scottian females can be ridiculously sexy or quick witted, …hardly ever both.
- (female) scotts can be spotted because they have prominent throat tendons (go ahead….ask us why)
Seeing how the scottian population is of late growing here at the Doctrine, lets cater to the their totally famous short attention-spans and use a video that shows us a scott doing what they do best! Watch and learn, binyons!
How scottian was David Caruso’s character? how clarklike was DeNiro’s character? and the cop that backed down to the scott?, not too rogerian ! Hell! he was the only one in the scene to have a hat on his damn head!
So lets review:
clarks think, scotts act and rogers feel. scotts are often wrong, but never uncertain. scotts make good leaders, (at least when decisive action is required…when long-term objectives take precedence over short-term victory…not so much). scotts are ‘the life of the party’… scotts are the best of joke tellers and are natural mimics. scotts will feed on rogers and enjoy the challenge of clarks… scotts will give you the shirt off his back/ the use of her boyfriend but will not tolerate being ignored… they are un-selfish and short-sighted… ingenious and stupid… emotional and shallow… sexy and predatory… endearing and dangerous… get the picture?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fc8-MuA8xw1) that’s a joke for the scotts reading this
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OK Picture’s worth a thousand words…unwavering gaze, attractive….throat tendons! But you know, listening, just can’t get get Janis out of my head.
not to disagree… hell the song itself is a (less than totally celebratory) anthem for clarklike females… but music-listically speaking not only did Big Brother (and the Holding Company for the younger Readers who might need to look up the reference to Janis) suck (and have trouble playing in tune) but the pedal steel (on this arrangement) what is not to like?
Yeah those are some serious throat tendons…
Yo! Progenitor! You played in a band??? What did you play? Maybe did some harmonies with the front scott??!! ha ha
But in all seriousness, this post is most important to our readers, new and old. The Wakefield Doctrine is soo much more than a personality type theory. It REALLY can and will change your life (for the better of course) in unimaginable ways. You’d be a fool not to try to improve your life with the aid of the Doctrine. I could go on but you have to do it for yourself. We here at the Doctrine are doing it to help YOU. So take advantage of us. We don’t mind. In fact, we welcome it.
And don’t forget to let us know how right we were and how ecstatic you are.
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There was a brief period in time (long dusted over with the pages of years) in which all three of us were to have been in the same band at the same time… but did not ever make it on stage (at least all three of us).
And therein hangs a tale, which I would leave to one of the other two Progenitors…me being “oh! I-wouldn’t remember-because-I-cloud-my-personal-history-and-am-so-evolved-and-impeccable-and-I-can’t-imagine what-it-must-be-like-to-remember-the-past…hello!?! anyone there? What happened to everyone?”
“scott in a band? the ‘front man’ every time” Except when the front man/woman is a clark….
Is your aim to confuse? ;)
Yo Molly! Now you’re confusing me!