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A Test?!?! I knew there would be a test!! goddamn it!! a frickin essay question no less… the Wakefield Doctrine (time to demonstrate your rogerian aspect…)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

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Curtsey from our bloggerini… Janine and Kate, Stephanie and Dawn… they started this thing and, they have inveigled upon Kristi to join them this week.

(“..but if you wear those clothes, people won’t be able to tell how attractive you really are… just give the other kids a chance, they are all just shy… remember, they are more afraid of you than you are of them… try not to be so odd, your cousins and grand parents came from so far away and even though you don’t want to do this, do it for me, if not yourself… “)

I blog because...

(“...that is the question, clark you know the answer… no, no one is staring at you, you know that you really enjoy this, why can’t you for once just not feel like it’s all about you?… they all just want to be friends...)

I blog because...

( Hey!!  you know they’re right … Hey Kristi!!  nice rack!!!  yo!   lol  yeah… that is is funny, isn’t it?  then there’s the one about the guy on the island with the three….  don’t listen to him, you are all so right in what you are doing here… yes, I do seem to attract a certain amount of attention… no, I don’t mind, they all mean well  and I rarely have to make them behave.   WOOO HOOO,  I got yer Post  right here….  no,  I don’t think thats highly inappropriate… I think that’s ighly funny  screww you… lol  (only if that Kristi chick wants me to quiet down...)

I blog because...

no idea. so there. you’re on your won. why, I don’t believe I know the answer to that and further more, you have had your chance all these years… go and get all empowered and fulfilled on your own. You seem to think you don’t need me. Well. If that’s the way you want it.

…god, when is the next Post due to be published?  lol  (yes, they did ask for it)

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The first Post second, the Wakefield Doctrine Wednesday (or so it would seem)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

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The Wakefield Doctrine provides those with the aptitude for and the interest in understanding the behavior of the people in their lives, a perspective that is unique, very useful and quite often amusing. Part inspired observation, part creative inference, this view of human personality, while not rigidly empirical (more flexibly anecdotal), can afford the dedicated people watcher, an insight that will be both refreshing and amusing. There is a catch.

We have found, in the course of writing some 783 Posts over the last 4 years, that even allowing for a certain element of rhetorical density in our efforts to explain the principles of the Wakefield Doctrine, not everyone who reads this blog gets it. I know, how the hell can that be? Actually that was predicted by the Doctrine itself, that in order to clear the hurdles of the somewhat prosaic-ositousness of some Posts1 the Readers would have to be clarks or (being scotts or rogers), have a strong secondary clarklike aspect.

But here you are, shaking your head as you read this, thinking ‘do I really have this much free time?!’

 

1)  like this one from December 2009:

‘…sun don’t shine, the gods look down in anger’

(Well, oh kay… interesting note to start a Post on… but stranger things have happened in and about the Wakefield Doctrine)

(…”this just in”…’clark…the seventies…were…thirty…plus…years ago’…stop…’please, stop’…)

Hey Reader! Yeah you!
Do you believe that your (personal) history defines and (pre)determines your future or what? Is there such a thing as the momentum of habit. (The ‘momentum of habit’  is the notion that what we are is simply a more elaborate form of what we have always been.) (Cheery thought, no?)

Well? Do you think it does?
Do me a favor, given that you know something about us here at the Doctrine

Look back on your life. Try and recollect the things you have done, the places you have lived, the people you have known, since as far back as you can recall…
Now, erase the names of the people, delete the addresses of the locations and take off the labels of the things you have done (job title, education, religious designations). You can still remember your life, can’t you?
Even with names and labels removed/deleted/eliminated, you know that you have been alive, with a life that is yours and yours alone. You know, even without the names, you lived in one place (or many different places), you knew some people (or a lot of people) and you spent your waking time doing this (or doing that).
Your ‘life story’ runs from the first (and often sketchy) times you remember as a child through and right up to now.

Pretty goddamn ‘straight’ line isn’t it?
(Come on roger, stop protesting. You know what I mean. You are capable of this.)
Look at your life in terms of how many different interests and activities and ways of investing your time is evidenced. How different was your life when you were 7 years old compared to when you were 17 years old (…or 27 or 77…)?
(Yeah, yeah scott, I get the ‘I gots the girlfriends/boyfriends thing’ Does not matter. Lose the names, and they (still) are people you shared yourself and your time with, no different than a best friend in second grade or a spouse in middle age or the person in the bed next to yours in the nursing home.)
What I am trying to get across here is that the important thing  is not the names of the people, places and activities that comprise(s) your life.
Rather, I am asking you to consider the question, what did they (seem) to add to your life, why did you give them (these people and places and activities) your time!?

I want the Reader to consider their lives without the qualification/rationalization/justification that we all impose when we reflect on our lives.

… ‘he was a great friend, even though he was an asshole’… ‘I really liked spending time with her, but I had to because she was family’ … “of course we are happy together! We have beautiful children and a nice home’… ‘I know this is a boring job, but I will stick with it, because otherwise, what will I do?…’maybe I can still pray and maybe its not too late for me…”who will take care of me if I get sick?’…

(These little quotes barely  hint at the myriad of ways that we employ to make the fact that what constitutes ‘our lives’, the essential nature and character, if you will,  is the same today as it was on your very first day at school.)

So?
So what, what is wrong with that, at least I have a life that I can look at and say, ‘hey I’m not doing so bad’!

You are correct, scott.  roger?  you can come back in the room, we have stopped talking about life as if it were totally unpredictable and un-certain. We won’t talk about interchangeability any more.

Well, that was fun, wasn’t it?  (Yes, I am seriously getting ready to close out this Post for today.) (No, I actually don’t have a more satisfying denouement for todays Post)

(writer leaves, house lights stay off…)

Alright, alright. Seeing that we have some new visitors (from Italy and Sweden and Ghana to name a few) and, of course, Sloveniaaa  is in da house!! I will try to impart or at least ‘duct tape’ some kind of coherent point to this Post.

If pressed, I would have to say that the point of this (Post)  is that our essential natures (clarksscotts and rogers) will determine how our lives are experienced.
Having said that, I will remind everyone that the Wakefield Doctrine is predicated on the idea that we all have the full range of potential, we are all (potentially) clarks and scotts and rogers.
And despite how this Post reads, we always have the potential to feel, act, or think in the manner of the other two personality types.
In fact, that really is the purpose of the WakefieldDoctrine (the theory of clarksscotts and rogers), to offer a tool for self-improving ourselves by seeing the world from a different perspective.

 

 

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The Second Post First! Twisted Mix Tape Tuesday the Wakefield Doctrine sings

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Friends of the Doctrine Jen ( My Skewed View ) with the help of Kristi ( Finding Ninee ) do this thing every Tuesday called Twisted MixTape Tuesday (currently # 8 with a bullet)

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Each week a theme/motif/rationale… something common, perhaps not so common, that we, all of us, experience in our efforts to find our way through life. It seems that there are times in life when events gather music to itself, forming a bond between memory and emotion,  incredibly rich in detail, often the very sketchiest of memories and most of the time, these bonds are formed with not the slightest awareness that it is happening. Sometimes years pass and the event (a relationship forms or dissolves, friendship begin or end, people are born and loved ones die) is nearly forgotten, and then a song comes on the radio and the next thing you know you are back there…feeling and re-living.

 

 

Allman Brothers ‘It’s Not My Cross to Bear’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0

Miss Ann…

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Allman Brothers ‘Leave My Blues at Home’

misunderstood, missed-opportunity

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Hall and Oates ‘She’s Gone’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVLfzYkM6Lo

Hazel…adjustment made with time

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Humble Pie “Halellujah’

Ola leaves, neither of us would have let this happen, had we any choice…
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“…and may I introduce to you, the Progenitor roger”, the Wakefield Doctrine ( yes, *that* roger)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Great Drive last night… Cyndi and Denise and Jennifer!!   A very excellent time was had by all, you  shoulda been there.  All of which is a roundabout way of saying:  if you understand the Wakefield Doctrine and correctly infer the predominant worldview of ‘the other person’, you will know more about them than they know about themselves. But thats not what today’s Post is about. Today’s Post is about….

 

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the Progenitor roger, he say apps is the answer…

(the Question) is a) is there a way that we haven’t tried yet to get more Comments, b) do you want to take a chance and really get out there with the Wakefield Doctrine, b1) there you go again, finding a length of rope, tying it to a building and then the other end to your ankle, c) You don’t think I can explain it? d) all of the above.

So, I told roger that I would write a ‘setup’ from which he would have both the context and the supporting premise that would allow him to explain his idea about a Wakefield Doctrine app (and how it would benefit our efforts to get the Doctrine out to new Readers and such).

You people ready?  Please signify by nodding your head(s)…. we will wait until you finish reading.   Everyone ready?  Great!!

please give our guest your undivided attention…. roger?

Well… damned nice intro, there, Mr. Progenitor. I’d be honored to address this erudite assembly.
So let me gather my notes, straighten my virtual tie, and walk out to that nicely back-lit virtual podium. Don’t trip on the XLR cables…smile…wave….hello, everyone…thanks for the invite…place looks good…
Nice crowd… everyone’s here…those penetrating red eyes in the darkness…must be Glenn…hey, Bud…lots of new faces, too…Ok, then. If you”ll all take your seats, we’ll get started…

First of all, I’m about the last person you’d want to ask about phone apps. I’ve barely figured out how to use Campbell’s soup cans…and the money I’ve spent on string…plus, the guy on the other end never pulls the string tight enough. Texting is almost impossible, and yes, I’ve been pulled over for typing on a soup can while driving. And the only app tells you how much water to add.
So Clark and I were talking yesterday ( I think he uses a Progresso can ) and the conversation drifted to… yes, phone apps. This is akin to a Neanderthal asking a Cro-Magnon if he got the Fios upgrade yet. ( Answer? No, he hasn’t.)
But most people have pretty damned fancy phones that do all kinds of stuff. You can be in constant contact 24/7, order a pizza, do your taxes, talk to every other device on the planet. This would drive me absolutely batshit crazy. It’s best if I’m somewhat isolated, I’ve found.
And yet…the idea of a Wakefield Doctrine app…I like it.
Just picture this; you’re out doing something somewhere, and you encounter another person who does or says something that just makes no sense.
– the guy who insists on telling your grandmother off-color jokes at Christmas dinner…
– or the quiet new girl at an office meeting dressed in impeccable business attire…and Timberland boots…
– or a boss who manages an office as if it were a big extended family…as long as the family was the Marine Corps…
If you’ve been around this Doctrine thing for any length of time, you know what I mean.
So… please just imagine… a phone app that would instantly bring you to some accessible information that could shed some light on your situation. A text page that gives you a quick rundown on scotts? How to relate to social gatherings of rogers? And are people who just won’t make eye contact all psychopaths? And where did they get those shoes?
Plus, I think there should be a link from the app back to the WD, so you can get the in-depth from the Man. And you can always get a damned hat for your damned head.
I couldn’t say how it might actually work. I just like it. I’m just here to sell the idea.
So how did I do?

 

 

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Finissez la phrase vendredi, le Wakefield Doctrine (la théorie de clarks, scotts et rogers)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

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As requested by Janine (‘...big sister’) and Kate  (‘...why can’t you apply yourself like her?’), et Stephanie (I really don’t think you should spend quite so much time with her, yes I know she seems very nice…but) and Dawn, (‘now there is the kind of role model you should be emulating’) here is my contribution to the nearly last (how the hell did that happen?) Friday before Summer begins (?!?#?)

When I was younger, I wanted to…    be whoever I wasn’t.

The world of a young human (and any animal) is comprised of the challenges of the world and examples of how to cope with those challenges. For the very young, the world is all about looking up and looking out to, when we are little we are constantly falling behind and being alone (if only temporarily). Before we grow up we know dependency and rebellion and we become who we are to be, by the age of 5. To be this young is to be a little version of a larger person, however it is not like being a midget, it is more like being a clown; it is not like being un-formed, rather it is about being a grain of sand with the beginnings of layers of nacre; it is not about carrying on tradition, it is about playing according to the Rules.

When I was young I felt that being younger was my responsibility and that I was expected to overcome it. This was not an instruction or implication, direction or demand from anyone, it was my assumption. Being young I did not see (the) forest from the trees, right from wrong, the better part of valor, (that) hard work was its own rewards, or that to the victor goes the spoils. Instead, because I was young (and a clark), I saw that the world was all around me, that people were friendly and mean, strangers were interesting and kind, that school was easy and horrible.

When I was just young and I wanted to be whoever I wasn’t?  …that was not because I didn’t want to be myself. It was because I looked around and saw people (apparently): not concerned with fitting in, getting permission, being self-conscious, resisting the urge to cry, holding back and not striking out, sharing without the need to qualify, being wrong without feeling less than, being happy because they all knew each other, living a life without thought and reflection.

…and so, I looked at the world as being ‘out there’ and I learned how to be intelligent, I discovered a place within where ‘what wasn’t was’, I convinced the people in my world that I felt like they did, and I watched and tried to learn.

…guess I succeeded.

 

 

* Thanks to Cyndi for providing the impromptu feature image go to her site Pictimilitude  right now and thank her

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