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Video Friday Episode 15 ‘read old Posts to us’? are you serial? is there nothing those (Wakefield Doctrine) people won’t do?

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine  (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

So as I was saying at the end of the video, if you want to be the first in your location/town/city/region or even country to have a (nearly free) Wakefield Doctrine  hat (for your damn head)* let us know!

And don’t just take our word for it, go ask Alice or if you are feeling brave go tell it to the Mistress scottina and for you rogers reading this, we know you hate to appear to be taking direction from a clark, but your Progenitor is over here. Just ask him.
…newer Readers wanting perhaps, a more gradual introduction to our little Doctrine might consider asking Claire or if you are really up for an adventure, go see Molly.  Or if you are in the mood to read and enjoy a really diverse selction of Posts, stop by at Nell’s Hubpage.

(hell, for that matter if you find yourself on the eastern seaboard of the US stop by Laura and Sean’s little ristorante or visit them on ‘the Facebook’)

* Don’t forget!  According to the ‘Rite of Hat’  when you take the photo to send us ( the ‘nearly free part, lol ) that shows the Wakefield Doctrine hat in front of a recognizable landmark (heads supporting said hat are optional), the Treaty of Tordesillas  (aka the ‘Rite of Hat’) allows you to claim whatever the hell (people, places, things, small cultural subsets, even entire indiginous peoples), you  manage to show in the background of the photograph. 

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3 personality types, 3 ways to experience the world, 1 Tee Shirt and the Wakefield Doctrine…how hard can it be?

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

Given some of the response from previous Post’s maybe it be best if we establish the following words, both real ‘words’ and the made-up ones.

glossary:    (glô’sə-rē, glŏs’ə-) pronunciation
n., pl., -ries.
A list of often difficult or specialized words with their definitions, often placed at the back of a book.

clark : ( cuh lark) one of the three personality types of the Wakefield Doctrine
scott: (sc ott) one of the other (of the three) personality types of the Wakefield Doctrine
roger: (rah jer) the other one (of the three personality types of the Wakefield Doctrine
clarklike (adjective) to have the qualities of a clark
scottian ( sco-shun ) having the qualities of a scott
rogerian ( roe jeer ian) the qualities of a roger
rogerian expression: a manner of combining commonly used words in an inappropriate context, examples: ‘untidy joseph’, ‘aggravated security’ and ‘un-abashed edition’

Are there any questions?

Then the second item on the agenda

Future Projects and (other) Efforts to get more people to talk funny, like we do at this here blog here.

RCoyne points out in a recent Comment that, ‘…you people are the greatest minds I have ever encountered and I read a lot! And if you keep mis -quoting, -reading, -interpreting, aligning the things that I do at my blog, I will arrange for a mob (real or metaphorical to show up at your little Doctrine run you out of blogville. I can do that, I am a Progenitor. Have a nice Day! I still don’t want a hat, but a Tee Shirt would be nice, not that you will ever actually produce them!  

Am waiting for hats to be produced ( have several of each type on order. And the decision is in!  The final design of the Tee Shirt is finalized… wait a minute!   no, no it has not been finalized. Goddamn, jeez people how are we going to wear our minds on our sleeves if we can’t agree on a frickin slogan for a frickin Tee Shirt!!!   What the hell!!  (No, I am not getting overly excited!! fuck you…let me go!)
We need to have some consensus on this matter, Mr. “I-Believe-You-Ordered-these- Hats”  is gonna call me any day now and I had better have an answer for what to put on the damn back!  The front, we can all agree will simply say ‘the Wakefield Doctrine’ on the left breast ( shut up, scott!!). But the back (of the Tee Shirt) is where we have the space to present our message and putting it on the back allows for all three types to get maximum enjoyment:

  • clarks will be able to read (whatever) we have written and not run the risk of eye contact and having to interact directly with a person who has written an intriguing statement on their back and IwonderiftheymindifIsaysomethingaboutitbutIamsuretheyknowwhatitmeansandmaybelaterwhenIamwalkingintheoppositedirectionandbesidesthatcouldtakeforeveritIneverchangedirectionlol
  • scotts will be allowed the element of surprise and be given luxury of sounding out the words (if we get too complicated)
  • rogers will be able to point at the silly fucker with the crazy words on their back…Hey everyone look at this!!! NO, don’t laugh outloud!!  …”Hey, cool Tee”

Now that I think of it, lets ask a roger! They speak the language of the masses!

Hey roger!! Oh shit, he’s still on the last Post. Damn, I think he might be a little cross with us, after we wrote something about his blog that, for some totally un-reasonable reason he thinks is being critical of him (or his kind) (or the herd) (or whatever). Wait…a…minute!! We’re clarks!! We can go up and ask him anyway!! (Free Tee Shirt to any Reader who can explain to us why it is a clark, admittedly a person who hates conflict, is still comfortable going up to a person that they have just provoked with a personal attack on his public efforts at a blog and ask that person for a favor. Who the hell does that kind of thing?)

…Hey RCoyne!! What do you think is best (for the Doctrine) to write on the back of the Tee Shirt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtXnUEW_OXw
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the Wakefield Doctrine and the Proof of the 3 Personalities Mystery

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

As we all know, the Progenitor roger ( nom de plumage RCoyne ) started his little blog in the hopes of creating a Collaborative Writing Project. Attracting and combining (the efforts) of the full range of  talents,  that seem in so plentiful supply in cyberspace, it was RCoyne’s hope to produce a totally original literary work, (and)  given the apparent variety of interests  found among people in the blogosphere, it  would have been one helluva a blog.
….It failed, of course.

This is not to disparage  RCoyne’s idea nor his Intent. It is a reflection upon the fact that he is a roger….or more precisely, it is a reflection upon the inherent limitations of the aspects of being a roger. Do not misinterpret our feelings on the matter, we are making this statement without placing the onus entirely on roger (or his people). This statement  is equally true of the other two personality types, the clarks and the scotts. Each of the three personality types that comprise the Wakefield Doctrine represent a worldview, a ‘reality’, if you will; each a perspective  that is unique and (one) that has great strengths and terrible weaknesses.
(Readers! Remember that the Doctrine maintains that all people are possessed of the qualities/the potentials of each of these three ‘types’ and while we  become predominately one of the three, the other two aspects are always within us, waiting to be called upon by the dominant personality. At times of extreme duress or peril they are available to be called upon.)
We call this…the…. Mystery of the Wakefield Doctrine and the Proof of the 3 Personalities

What is the mystery of the rogerian personality type that prevented RCoyne’s blog from taking off?

What should have the roger done, in order to be successful with the Seccesscessionisticalationist Rag?

Why are we picking on the roger so much?

Lets start with what we do know, about rogers:

  • they believe that Life has rules and that if followed everything will be as it should be
  • rogers believe that reality is essentially quantifiable, that 2 + 2 equals 4 is true now and will always be true, even after the human race is extinct
  • the world is perfect to a roger, we use the word in the sense that implies completeness and order, as opposed to virtuous or good
  • rogers experience the world in general and people in particular with an organizational bias predicated on the herd mentality, ‘like gathers with like and excludes that which is not like’ (or some such nonsense)
  • for a roger, the ‘backstory’ is more attractive than the narrative, (an example from the progenitor roger: early in the days of this blog, one particular Post drew an exceptional number of Comments, we asked  roger what he thought about it and he indicated that he didn’t bother reading the Post, he only read  the Comments)
  • rogers are responsible for civilization, for the development of civilized society, for all social development and refinements beginning with cavemen and moving forward to the Present
  • in expressing their perception of the world as a place of rules, rogers become: Doctors and Lawyers, Accountants and Engineers, Surveyors and Writers of Popular Fiction, Missionary Families and Dynastic Families, Pioneers (geographically), High Priests and Politicians, Homemakers and Trendsetters, Judges and Executioners

The rogerian component of the Proof of the 3 Personalitiesrogers are the only ones who can  ‘ manage and maintain‘  the scottian element of the population. Without rogers, we would all be living under bushes, darting out to drink from nearby streams at dawn and duck, shoulders hunched in anticipation of the attack from the nearby  Umbrella Thorn Acacia tree.  Damn!  The thing about scotts, they are all drive, instinct, appetite. Someone, ( I think it was Claire ), was recently musing about the three-ness of the Wakefield Doctrine and that got me to thinking about Freud (have not got a clue) and his Id, Ego and Super Ego. Who out there does not see that our scottian element is so the Id. And while it is essential to life,  appetite and impulsivity, left un-checked would be kinda short-term.

Let us end today’s Post with a little example that came up in a recent letter to Molly, in which we were discussing the difficulty encountered in distinguishing between a  (very) robust roger and a scott. Both are active, and charming and totally gregarious. But if we watch these two walk into a social gathering ( a party, a picnic, a business conference)  what we will see is:

the scott will make a noise (figurative or literal) immediately upon entering the space…this is meant as a first effort to flush-out any other scotts
the roger will stand in a prominant place at the entrance and wait for a sign of recognition from the various herds making up the crowd
the scott will go to the first person they can get to and start to tell a joke about the fact that they (the scott) are present
the roger will go immediately go to the first person they recognise (provided the person is another roger, if however, the first person they recognize is a clark, the roger will wait)
the scott will go from person to person and tell a joke or introduce themselves to each individual (if there are too many people, in which case the scott will treat each herd as a person)
the roger will either join a herd or gather clarks to start a herd….and wait for a scott.

Bottom line: the scott sees the social environment as a hunting ground, therefore everyone is either prey or predator. If the scott encounters other scotts then ranking must be established, either dominant or submissive, as long as they know where they stand.
The roger, on the other hand, sees the social environment as an expression of themselves. All that the roger encounters is either of the herd or not of the herd. Those that are ‘not of the herd’ are as important and valuable to the roger as the outsiders. Rogers cherish outsiders, they are the dross that accentuate the beauty of what the roger builds in his little herd.

We hope you have learned more about the Wakefield Doctrine. If not then please feel free to write a Comment.

 

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Hey Jerry!! We won’t let you walk alone! the Wakefield Doctrine’s 1st Labor Day -athon thingie

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers ) which is, for the benefit of the search engines,  a personality theory, self-improvement system and Guide to a Happy Life  and if that is totally not enough,  we have hats!

OK Rocketeers! A lot of material to cover and being a Summer Sunday, we’ll get through it all real quick so you can finish this and still have plenety of time get to the beach or park or where ever you chose to go to get your radiation burns (from the light of a nearby star).

First thing: Lets all Welcome our newest of  DownSprings,  Molly M and Claire.  Theys both much anticipated  additions to our growing band of clarks and scotts and rogers. Say Hidy! 

Second thing: It has been suggested that the Wakefield Doctrine should have a dictionary or glossary or what-ever-the-hell you call a handbook for the special words, names and terms that have come into existence with our little theory of personality. Not saying that we need to do a Rosetta Stone language program, but there is enough jargon here that new Readers would benefit from a handbook.  Nominees to head up the project?  Anyone?   A volunteer maybe?  …don’t make me assign this to someone.  Well, you people think about it and let me know who wants the job. ( Could be a free tee shirt in it for someone…).

Third thing:  Did someone just mention Tee Shirts?  Well it’s beginning to look like maybe the long-awaited, much anticipated Wakefield Doctrine Tee Shirt Fashion line will pop into existence in our currently shared timeline.1 Now this is good news (if it actually happens); what is not such good news is that we don’t have anything to print on the back (of the shirts).
We are asking any of you out there (DownSprings, FOTDs and Readers alike) to let us know, if you have any suggestions for what to write on the back of the soon-to-exist Wakefield Doctrine Tea Shirts, please for god’s sake let us in on it. All we need is one, simple line that says it all (about the Doctrine), thats all we are asking for, just think about it!  If your suggestion is picked…well imagine if you were the one who said, “Father forgive them they know not what they do” or “Give me Liberty or Give me Death” or even “Il’ kuj, il ne mrči gaćâ! “  Then we would be putting your face on the chest, instead of the words: Wakefield Doctrine.
Need we say that these tee shirts will be fine apparel and they will be most attractive! And were you to be fortunate enough to wear them, as a woman you would be much desired!! (and) as a man, you would be thought by all women as being the best to father any child!!

So come on, Readers! What do  you say? 

The Wakefield Doctrine says:

clarks are so excited!! they know that they must be creative now because when they are famous for their pithy/funny/yet-oh-so-wise sayings, the loneliness will end!!!!
scotts are running in tight little circles, stopping to roll around on their backs, they are sure that finally people will take them seriously and besides they figure the labels will make dinner so much easier to decide on…! (don’t believe me, you can go ask Ms AKH…she won’t, er she probably will not…hey just ask her)
rogers are cautious, they want to believe that what they are reading is not a false trail, they know that the danger is not going to come the scotts, rather it is the clarks that they suspect are somehow managing to disguise themselves enough to enlist the aid of the scotts and don’t they know that rogers ‘sense’ the herd, they don’t read about it…fukin clarks!

So lets get busy folks!! Lots of work to do!

1) You need to ask DS#1 for explanation.

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Video Friday Episode 14 (Please do not watch this video)* the Wakefield Doctrine live!!

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

*Yeah, we are employing a fairly transparent sales technique 1  with today’s Post Title, but we kinda mean it! 

See what we meant?

Still here?  Fine, then here’s the thing,  all of us here at the Doctrine agree that the idea of having a Video Post (along with the written Posts) is a great idea. We have real people talking about the Wakefield Doctrine and everyday life. What could be better?  You hear from people who have learned about the Wakefield Doctrine and they describe how they use the Doctrine and the benefits they have enjoyed. Testimonial is the term used in sales.
The challenge we have in producing these videos is the same as it is writing these Posts, i.e. how to organise and present the information in a way that will resonate with clarks and with scotts and with rogers!  Unfortunately for all of you, the last minute of the First Video (which is really the Third of the series comprising Episode 14) is clipped. DownSpring glenn was asked to invite our scottian Viewers to participate,  using the language that would force the scotts in the audience to pay attention (I’ll leave the visual to you Readers…lol).  Fortunately, also clipped was DownSpring glenn extending an invitation for our rogerian Readers to join the party. (Also leave that to your imagination). So following is Part 2 (which is actually Part 2) (sort of) 

Now the to the beginning of the process, the actual opening of the Video episode:

Instead of trying to figure this shit out, why not go over to DS#1’s Post here, there is a really interesting discussion going one ‘tween DS#1 and Molly  pertaining to clarklike females and such!

1)   ‘take away’, which is when you tell a person about something and tell them that they can’t have it. Ask Alex.

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