Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
a little RePrint post perhaps?*
Wait! stop the presses! Lets consider our asteroid**
*sure, it’s the first cup of coffee in the morning in the Land of Words, i.e. not critical to physical health but to one’s quasi-mental health? kinda for reals. Funny, this writing thing. It’s not for lack of ideas, there’s always ideas for writing about. It’s more about self-imposed standards of quality, sanity and propriety. fortunately for us we rarely are bound by standards of quality lol
In the interest of authorly integrity permit us these bullet points:
- clarks (Outsiders) the person you know who is funny in a way most people don’t get and you really wish they wouldn’t be so hard on themselves and maybe insist on being treated with a little more respect which is weird ’cause you see more (to them) than most the people in your circle
- scotts (Predators) the friend you have that makes you glad to be whichever of ‘the other two’ worldviews you are, while at the same time, you envy them their seeming lack of concern for consequences, outcomes and/or repercussions to they things they do that delight, amuse and otherwise inspire a secret prayer that they survive another birthday/holiday/mid-term break
- rogers (Herd Members) the friend that, when you’re in the mood and take the time to think about, quotation marks were invented for… friendly to a faulty, judgmental in a charming way, they mostly make you feel good about yourself, until they don’t. you’re not surprised that by the tenets of this ‘personality theory’ they make up the majority.. big time
ok!
the time-travel song below? well, if you’re writing fiction set in the mid-20th… you’re welcome
** god’s honest truth, we heard someone, a scott we’re pretty sure use the word ‘asteroid’ instead of asterix needless to say, we let it slide… what we didn’t count on was remembering this… thirty years after the fact!







