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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s contribution to the Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) bloghop. Foundered by LR in Anno Domino 2001 This bloghop has survived the trials and tribulations of most First Gen Grat blogs as it has persisted down through the decades; everything/anything the internet could through at it.

But that was when and this is how.

Following is our list of the people, places, things and events (real and imagined), that have inspired us to believe we feel grateful over the course of the week passed.

 

1) Phyllis

2) Una

3) the Wakefield Doctrine

4) work ProTip (category: real estate inspection) Found a couple of panes of glass blown out by the wind off the water. Needed to document the fact,

5) the Six Sentence Story bloghop

6) the Unicorn Challenge bloghop

7) speaking of reading and such. We grateful for our eyes (with the free Reading app installed as a child, well before it, like, became popular) that allows us to enjoy books. This week, we’re totally enjoying a re-read of ‘The Wizard’s Butler’ (Nathan Lowell) by If you haven’t read this most-pleasing of word con-joining, you totally should. (We’re recommending you try Better World Books.com as a source. ’cause, well, not hammerzone)

8) something, something

9) promo for a manifestation of the benefits of the virtual world in general and the blogosphere in particular: make a note on your calendars! the Six Sentence Café & Bistro is having an Open House on the (aptly) names April Fool’s Day3 And, if in comments below you ask, we can totally get you on the Guess’d List. Watch this Grat Item in the coming weeks for a dramatis personae, setting info and pretty much all you’ll need to…dare we say it… write yourself into the story

10) Secret Rule 1.3

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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

The Wakefield Doctrine in twenty-five words or less:

The Wakefield Doctrine holds that everyone relates to the world in one of three characteristic ways. If we know the person’s relationship, we know them.

Well, that certainly was fun, wasn’t it?

Who said offering a fun and useful way to gain insight into the other person’s reality wouldn’t be fun?

Now, we understand that we would be hard-pressed to state the principles of our little theory of personality, but like writing a haiku* we sometimes have to make up words and such. (And, way like haikus (haikuess? haikae?!) The people who are attracted to systems of personality are those who have already spent an inordinate amount of their lifes trying to devise one. To make sense, ya know, of the way people are and act and such.

Since we’ve pulled so far ahead of our traditional ambition of presenting a brief, cogent description of a way to see the world, we’ll stay with the soul of wit and plug this week’s bloghops. Six Sentence Story (Wednesday evening) and the Unicorn Challenge  (Thursday late).

Damn! you know how it is, being a clark.

So, in response to Mimi‘s comment we offer:

as children we seek
to know what will make us real 
become the answer instead

 

 

*haiku motto: ‘You can write one. Yes. You. Can.. (Just count the syllables and be sure to have at least one incomplete thought).’

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Man! talking about setting out to write one post and ending up with another!

Below is a post from the near edge of the Golden Age (ette) of Doctrine posts.

Full Disclosure: Originally set out to do small clips of posts written on the 18th of March in successive years. Had a ton of ’em! Surprised us, to…

(Hey! There’s a little ‘original’ content for us, to pre-defend against criticism of excessive use of RePrints. “Man, you used to be fun to read, whenever you decided to post, but now, I don’t know, man. It’s like you’ve gotten so concerned with style that you care more about correctness than takin’ to the Man!”1

…on this day, the Wakefield Doctrine said:

there is a way to use this, (the) Wakefield Doctrine that is actually quite practical!

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)1950s Teacher In Front Of Classroom Writing Confidence On Blackboard

You know what’s a real skill to have? The ability to teach! I’m thinking of the kind of teacher who not only can impart knowledge to the student the very first time, (doing whatever the hell it is that Teachers do), but is able to help the pupil or learnee, to learn more about a thing than they already know.  I suspect this is a gift that music teachers, early elementary and graduate school teachers share.

Note: the Rule of ‘everyone does everything at one time or another‘ says that all three personality types can be and, are skilled and effective Teachers. There is no exclusive domain for skills, professions, avocations or talent among the three worldviews. It is simply that how the art/science of ‘teaching’ is manifested in distinctly different ways. For a clark, teaching is one thing, for a scott it is something else and for rogers …completely different, from their perspective. (Warning: new(er) aspect of the Doctrine follows). And since we have just created a thought picture in your minds in the shape of a ‘guidance counselor in high school’, lets expand on this and suggest that and you (the Guidance Counselor) have been assigned the task of recommending the best career choice in the field of education for the 6 students you have been assigned, you might do as follows:

  • clark (female): elementary grades (reasoning: the class is comprised of people that a  clark is able to relate to, and the class does not get defensive with, like they tend to with adults)
  • clark (male): college level teaching (reasoning: most of the bullying, on the part of the students is in the arena of the intellect and the clark will not have a problem …unlike the earlier grades)
  • scott (female): pretty much any grade when one of the primary goals is to ‘kid wrangle‘, when the learning is more teaching ‘fundamental social rules of behavior’, picture  a cross between Cesar Millan and Famke Janssen)
  • scott (male): shop, gym (probably not elementary grades, “so honey what did you learn in school today? oh! mommy the new Teacher knows so much…. pull my finger!”)
  • roger (female): home ec, social studies, history (“I would like to submit to the Board my recommendation for a new Course: “Getting Along without Standing Out 101”  and “Cooking Meals that look perfect”)
  • roger (male): social studies, history, home ec ( ‘hey kids I really talk your language and I will, in fact, pass along things I learn in our private conversations to other students I am trying to impress. It’s never too soon to learn about the real world!”)

We can now clearly see how, the art of teaching represents something different to each of the three (yes, three),while there are undeniable differences in the culturally permitted behavior assigned to each of the two genders, the Wakefield Doctrine is, in fact, gender neutral. The person who grows up in the reality of the Outsider (the clark) finds the students they can best relate to, the Teacher-to-be who is, by personal-social-spritual development, a Predator (scotts) knows that antelopes are much lower maintenance (as feedstock) than, say, a herd of wildebeests and the Herd Member (rogers) simply sees the herd and notes the predators and remembers the blue monkeys (for future use).

So, class   are there any Questions??

….and No! I will not pull my own finger!

 

* do they still have guidance counselors? I mean the male roger (‘here take this aptitude test, ok clark the scores are back the career you are best suited for is ‘file clerk‘**) or clarklike female (“so what do you like to do, what do you dream of doing“) or scott (“c’mere let me tell ya a thing or two about jobs“)

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  1. needless to say, we are comfortable saying that we have not, to the best of our knowledge: a) put it to the Man or 2) taken it to the Man. though in our defense, the Man has never found it comfortable here in any role other than ‘stylized, relatively benign authority figure’ or ‘caricatured symbol of the power of the irrational animal self’
  2. ya know?
  3. Why yes! You’re absolutely correct! This is, in fact, an example of a Brown M&M clause. Please, do comment. You deserve recognition

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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

The simplest, and among those who have come to this website more than two and a half times, question we hear is this:

What good is it?

There are, in the way of this particular theory of personality, three answers:

  1. It offers a fragment of a map
  2. It’s kinda fun and, hey…  anything that provides an edge is good
  3. It might, in certain circumstance, once properly vetted and refined, offer more richness to an already perfect world

There! Ha! Our topic!

New Readers: What follows is an example of: Experience versus Youth. Unbridled Enthusiasm versus Thoughtful Reflection. If you’re new, we recommend the 2010-2013 vintage posts.

Anyway. Lost the thread…. oh yeah, this (from this weekend’s call-in)

clarks are crazy * scotts are stupid * rogers are dumb

the worst other personality type for:

  • a clark is to be a roger
  • for a scott is to be a clark
  • for a roger is to be a scott

Why?

Do your reading.

Given how their joining in on the call-in this weekend spares us the need to find and post a RePrint, a Doctrine shout-out:

  • Cynthia for all website and internetistic needs and requirements head over to her site:  Artfunky
  • Denise for reading and finding a path to the true value of the blogosphere, i.e. bloghops and flash fiction and such: GirlieontheEdge
  • roger for words and posts that are composed of pleasingly well-rounded words: The Secessionist Rag

So go to these sites and be sure to tell ’em the Doctrine sent ya,

 

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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s contribution to the Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) bloghop.

New Participants? Rules? Nah… well, wait, now that you mention it, yeah there are a couple of Rules: a) create a list of 10(ish) things that you believe (or want to believe) inspire a sense of gratitude and b) link them up to this here bloghop here. Pretty simple, isn’t it?

Why? (Who said that!! Get them the hell outa…. ) lol. no, perfectly valid question. Because there is more benefit to a person to acknowledging…. no, not quite ‘the positive!!!’ (there’s a door down the hall, says “And it can only be four”, you’ll be fine)…. what we were going for is ‘acknowledging the choice we have between the dark and the light’. Enough of the meta-meta. Bottom line, the one true gift of a particular fruit of a certain Garden is not overly-advertized capacity to identify with others. ya know?

1) Phyllis

2) Una

3) the Wakefield Doctrine

4) the Unicorn Challenge (bloghop)

5) the Six Sentence Story (bloghop)

6) closing (on a property)

7) ground is almost thawed in the backyard, which means Mia might be free to run around in her hyper-maniacal fashion,

8) something, something

9)…we’re working on it! jeez louise! ! give a moving-finger a break, already!

10) Secret Rule 1.3

 

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