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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Midweek and, like one of those old-timey handheld games where you have to get the three ball bearings to settle in tiny indentations underneath the clear-plastic cover, ideas and plot-fragments are beginning their non-predictable movement. Sometimes they align into coherency and sometimes they do not.

Each week (on Sunday), Denise, hostinae of the Six Sentence Story, sends out a prompt word. Each Thursday, she opens her blog to all who have taken her invitation and fashioned a story based on the word of the week. The trick, or if one prefers, the challenge, is to fashion a story that is six and only six sentences.

This week, the word is:

Agreed

Billy Tulene pushed the brim of his prized-possession, an old road-wore Stetson and, with just a sideways glance of his eyes as a how-do-you-do, said, “The guards be sayin’ you here ’cause you tried to steal some plantation owners wife’s jewelry, now I just doan understand that, I mean, if she lets you get close enough to snatch the necklace off her lily-white neck, how’d you manage to stay alive to end up here?”

The new prisoner stared back with eyes the color of an ancient gold coin, watchful but relaxed looking, like the Warden waiting for his favorite trustee to bring a fresh pitcher of lemonade; his hair was strange too, like someone off the boat from the East Indies, braided together on either side of a broad face and his hands didn’t look like a new convict’s, piss-callused from days of cotton bracts; they looked more like hands suited to swinging a scythe 12 hours a day.

The Cage Boss at Camp 11 sat in a pool of greasy-yellow lantern light, pudgy fingers poised over the checkerboard, “He’s an odd one, not that theys any shortage of bedeviled men here at Parchman”, holding his red disk he touched it down on alternate squares on the board, a short diagonal path to the last row on the far side of the board, with a squint like a weasel picking out the lamest duck waddling on the edge of the swamp said, “King me, boy; you ain’t never gettin’ the upper hand on ole Roscoe Williams.”

“I was not stealing the necklace, I was returning it.”

“I hope you ain’t thinkin’ of going rabbit on me now, are you boy; we’d have us a problem if you was thinking about leaving early,” Boss Williams pushed the brim of his hat up, smears of sweat brief prison stripes on his pale forehead.

A smile broke the dark lower half of Heimdallr’s face and he looked across the room and said, “Agreed, if my Lady Freya summons me, it will indeed be a problem for you.”

 

 

Again, I get the call of tried and true stories, in this case the story of Freyja’s lost necklace and, even stranger* the call of the Parchman Farm.

 

* yeah, like coals to Newcastle, no?

 

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TToT -the Wakefield Doctrine

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

 

1-8) #Phyllis #Una #Kristi* #treehouse #work  #Almira (St. Mary’s Hospital) #geography

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9) THIS SPACE AVAILABLE (for anyone out there wanting to try this ‘bloghop thing’ but are not ready to commit their time and effort, (and risk of humiliation by writing something they think others will disapprove of)…just send it here as a comment and I’ll post it. I don’t mind. (Have you even looked at the ‘Post’ above this item?!! Admittedly we live on the fringes, TToTistically-speaking here at the Doctrine. But still, we were once where you are… come on, give it a try.)

10) Secret Rule 1.3

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO5S993KSao

* Kristi being the host and enabler and all-around provider of a place for sharing things (in our lives) that engender a sense and feeling of gratitude (and such)

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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

So here we are again. Wednesday sliding towards Thursday, like the seemingly stable shore of a small, woodland stream; plenty of time left before having to publish this week’s Six Sentence Story, right?

Maybe.

This is Denise’s bloghop, the Six Sentence Story. Each week she provides a prompt word and charges us with writing a story that involves this word and is of a length no more, (nor no less), than six sentences.

This week I’m heading to Crisfield, Delaware. Gonna stop in an catch up with some people I know who live in a convent on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay.

 

Knee

The dark rectangle blocking the view of Chesapeake Bay told me she was surely in deep thought, or, if my flash-prayer was answered, dozing; I channelled whatever ninja DNA might be lurking under my habit and slipped towards the single chair facing the Mother Superior’s desk, when I heard,

“You are, what, three-quarters the way through your novitiate, Sister Margaret?”.

Sister Bernadine has talents not possessed by the average middle-aged woman, nun or non-nun; more than once I’ve watched her transform an auditorium full of child-noisy grade school pupils into a state remarkably similar to sea anemones embraced by the gently waving tide; she is also capable of cloaking her strength in velvet, her words as personal as if she were standing behind you, whispering into your ear; I almost resisted the impulse to turn and look.

When I turned back, she was facing me, elbows resting on the desk, her face the glowing brown of a recently fallen chestnut, her eyes smiling, “I won’t insult you with advice to be careful, I will remind you that the people you’re going up against will do anything to defeat you and, unlike the Sunday football games our sister Cletus so enjoys watching, there are no referees or ruling body to restrain them from doing anything to defeat you.”

With the slightest of nods, she turned back to the window and I stood up to leave; before I reached the door I said, “I hear Sister Cletus talk about the controversy in the NFL over what some quarterbacks are doing before the games starts, if Cyrus St. Loreto cheats too obviously, I seriously doubt anyone will criticize me for taking a knee.”

My left hand was still on door handle when Sister Bernadine burst into laughter, it was the un-restrained celebration of her surprise at my joke and enjoyment of the humor, the sound of her laughter poured out into the corridor around me, like the hugs and high-fives of teammates after crossing home plate with the winning run.

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Monday -the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘Warning: learning to see the three personality types comes at a certain cost*’

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

 

Yes, yes they are.

Any other questions?

And, that ‘cost’ mentioned in the subtitle to today’s Post?

The full advisory goes, “If you come back to this blog more than twice…on purpose, you are possessed of the necessary flexibility of intelligence** to not only comprehend the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers, you most certainly have the ability to apply its principles. The resulting perspective on the world will enable you to identify the predominant worldview of those people who populate your reality and daily life. Learning (and remembering) the characteristics of the realities of the three types makes this increasingly easy for one reason: they are (and have been, all along) living in one of three realities:

  • the reality of the Outsider (clarks) those native to this worldview will appear …different. Nothing obvious, although the fact that you have spotted a clark in your own world implies one of two things: a) they are in a overly-confident mood (which does not bode well for them) or 2) you are a clark (which does not…never mind). clarks stand out from a crowd like a tablespoon of red glitter in a bowl of oatmeal. They are the people who tend to mumble when speaking, (asking them to ‘speak up’ is quite counter-productive; they are as likely to change what it was they were trying to say as they are to speak louder/clearer). Fortunately, clarks are as inattentive to their surroundings as scotts are alert. Just ‘look for the girl with the sun in her eyes‘, as the Beatles once advised and the rest will fall into place.
  • the world of the Predator (scotts) don’t worry, if present, they’ll come to you… lol Unlike the clark, everything about a scott is obvious. (There is an old saying, ‘a scott, alone in a room, isn’t’.) You will, if you’re lucky or have studied your Wakefield Doctrine, spot the scott a split-second after they’ve spotted you. (If you’re a clark, you will have the good sense not to try and run). As predators, a scott lives in the world of the pack and, as a pack member, the first thing to do when entering a new situation is to establish their ranking. If you are in any gathering and, by chance (or are a clark) find yourself in a position to observe everyone at once, watch for the person who moves from person-to-person, small-group-to-small-groups. That will be your scott. They are doing what all scotts will do, establishing ranking (within a given set of people). They are friendly, confident and un-shy. They will introduce themselves to you (if you are alone); they will be introduced by someone in your group (if you are not). They will surely tell a joke, (they are natural performers) but they will be watching everyone for response. (Question from the roger in the back there? More than one scott? Good question! They will interact at some point. And then they will find a spot, as far apart as physically possible from each other and spend their remaining time in their territory.
  • the life of the Herd Member (rogers) no real hunting needed, as this group accounts for three-quarters of the population. rogers, in a social setting, can be initially mistaken for a scott. rogers are (socially) confident, personable, excellent conversationalist, (one is tempted to say they are ‘good listeners’, but then one would be wrong), well-dressed and attractive. They will form the temporary center of a group. They will speak with enthusiasm and emotion. They will not only know everyone, they will have information, personal information about everyone that almost everyone else will enjoy hearing. They are the person you go to when your computer starts acting weird, when you’ve just been dumped by your gf/bf or when your parents get on your case. In that group that we are using as a field of play? rogers are the groups. They are the herd that a scott will prey on and the clark will hope to be disguised and hidden by

…the cost of learning the above? You will soon start to identify the people in your life as one of the three. You will find yourself saying, ‘Wait a minute! I’ll be he/she is one of those rogers/scotts/clarks that the Wakefield Doctrine talks about’.

(Very cool thing here. Because we are not concerned with adding up the presence (or absence) of personality traits in order to identify a person’s ‘type’, all you have to do is watch them. No, really. Sometimes it gets a little scary and you think, ‘Damn! Whats the odds that they have read the Doctrine and are doing this for my benefit?!’ Nope. They are not. They are just responding to the world as they are experiencing it. And you, by virtue of knowing the characteristics of the three worldviews, are merely (and extraordinarily) seeing the world as they are experiencing it. Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine!

the warning thing? oh yeah, that. Thing is, once you start seeing the clarks, scotts and rogers in your own particular world? You kinda might not be able to not see the clarks, scotts and rogers…. sorry.

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine.

 

** flexibility of intelligence: the confidence and imagination that allows one to accept the fact that there is more than one ‘real’ reality

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TToT -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

 

The TToT, (full and original name: The Ten Things of Thankful) is the creation of Lizzi Lewis. Both demonstration of one woman’s refusal to allow outrageous fortune defeat her and a bequest to those who would follow, continuing the virtual community of people who believe good qualities are enhanced and even multiplied when shared with others of like mind.

Fast forward several years and hundreds of posts. Kristi is the host of the TToT and, true to the original intent, she provides a place where people of good intent can come and share the parts of their lives that evoke a sense of gratitude.

This week I’ll start my grat list with the photo above.

1) Una (perfect lifeform)

2) Phyllis (exceptional woman)

3) Technology: we recently had a ‘whole house’ generator installed. Big investment, however, the utility infrastructure here in Rhode Island has become very sketchy. Being on well for water means that when the electricity goes off so does the indoor plumbing. We were resigned to have un-interrupted power for at least five years because of our decision. But just a couple of hours ago the generator came on because the power went out. Nice

4) the Wakefield Doctrine. I had an opportunity to tell someone about the Doctrine this week. A clark (which you might say is kinda hedging my bet lol). And, this person immediately understood it. I sometimes forget how amazing our little personality theory is until I have the fortune to see the reaction of a person when they assemble the principles into an additional perspective. Because, as we know, not only does the application of the Wakefield Doctrine permit us to know more about the other person than they know themselves, its also really fun.

5) This writing jones of mine. I find that, although I don’t spend nearly as much time writing as I should, it’s still way fun to have imaginary people doing interesting things in the pages of two or three stories (WIPs). And, in a very practical sense, I’m grateful that they’re all willing to step up when I have to write a Six Sentence Story.

6) I have, of late, found greater appreciation for the work I do. Probably due to the fortuitous appearance of two sets of people who are exemplary clients. Makes you want to do your own job better.

7) The Book of Secret Rules, aka the Secret Book of Rules

8) THIS SPACE AVAILABLE (If you’re new to the TToT or just passin’ through, this Item is meant to allow you to get a feel for our little community. Sure, you can read the other posts, but theres something about participation in an exercise like this that adds a dimension of enjoyment. To that end I’ve left this Item on my TenList for your Grat. (sure, we talk kinda funny, but I did say that this was a community, right? what better way to enhance the feeling of belonging that sharing a group-specific language?)

9) Sunday Supplement

10) Secret Rule 1.3 (from the aforementioned BoSR/SBoR)

 

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now I realize that we no longer burn leaves in the fall, however that very distinctive scent-memory, along with early darkness, totally creates a certain urban vibe….even here in rural suburbia

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