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Monday -the Wakefield Doctrine ‘…hey, that’s what friends are for, right?’

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We’ve written, (and you’ve read), some pretty unusual Posts, here at the Doctrine over the last 5 or 17 years, right? And it’s not that that’s a bad thing, in and of itself. Without this carte blanche that spontaneously established itself, probably in the first year when I wrote a SOC post that, I claimed, as an excuse was me practicing my James Joyce imitation (do I warrant an elbow patch if I use the word homage instead of imitation?) In any event,  (oh yeah!  and then there were those road trip videos back in like 2012 , going to places that were famous in my head and such). We’ve sure had fun, un-filteredistically-speaking, haven’t we?

Well, today’s Post strikes me as extra weird. No, nothing’s wrong or bad or anything like that. jeez!  can’t a clark get his roger on, without having everyone get nervous? You know, that whole thing about developing my rogerian aspect is true. For a clark it’s got to be the biggest challenge of all. And, as an illustration for the truth and fact of personal reality being, well, personal, today’s Post provides the best of all examples. A scott will read this post and think, (well, lets get real, the scott will say to the person/any person… “fricken clarks! they make their lives so un-necessarily difficult. Them people need to lighten-up and have themselves more fun. Hey!“), and they, (the scott), will be correct. If, by ‘correct’, we agree that their’s a reasonable response to the situation, as they are experiencing it. Because that’s what happens, according to the Wakefield Doctrine, we encounter the world and it is experienced/interpreted/reacted to on the basis of our own predominant  worldview.

...anyway, I’m getting off the point. (See? exactly what I mean. I have an idea (behind this post) and I want you, the Reader to have as much information on what is going on in my head as possible…because I’m. a. clark.)

So, the weirdest of all posts? This post today is a contender, ’cause I’m in the process of trying to find an agent for ‘Blogdominion‘. And part of the process, (of finding an agent), is to write query letters. Among the group of agencies that I’m mailing to today, what is required for submission is a single email (no attachments, please!) that include a… here, let me show you:

Please limit your submission to just a query letter that consists of the following:

  • Paragraph One – Introduction: Include the title and category of your work (i.e. fiction or nonfiction and topic), an estimated word count and a brief, general introduction.
  • Paragraph Two – Brief overview: This should read similar to back-cover copy.
  • Paragraph Three – Writer’s bio: Tell us a little bit about yourself and your background (awards and affiliations, etc.).

(curtsey of the P.S. Literary Agency*)

The thing of it is, I’m getting totally blocked on writing back-cover copy. (And, compared to more formal synopsiseseses… this should be easier!)

So the thing is… when I’m typing a post, talking to you Readers, my head is very different than it is if we were to meet, say on an elevator. Which I get the feeling is what I’m supposed to write in Paragraph Two. (That being said, if anyone out there has some spare diplomas and certificates and such, and would lend me some, it’d surely help with Paragraph Three!)

Well, thank you, this little talk has helped. I might be back a little later today and try out a couple of ‘blurbs’

….no, what the hell am I saying?!!  (I can hear zoe  in the background, ‘what?! get back and sit down and do not hit publish without providing at least on, short description. watch ‘im, Skip… see that he doesn’t leave until he writes something that makes you want to buy the book‘.) Ok… ok!

The line that divides the 20th Century from the 21st Century is more ill-defined than suggested by calendars and almanacs. Margaret Ryan is running away and has found refuge in a religious order that drew it’s strength from centuries of faith and belief. Refuge is never acquired with paying a price, and Sister Ryan is called upon to help preserve the way of life that offered her peace, although the price might be higher than she imagined. 
Unit 17 is the designation of a particular computer component in a web hosting facility in Provo Utah. A child of the 21st Century would not be too poetic a description, as there came a morning when Unit 17 discovered that it was aware. And, like a child, its entire being is dedicated to discovering it’s place in that world.
The world of tradition and the world of technology cross paths.

*totally want to make sure I cite the source or ibid the op. cit. with these guys!

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TToT -the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘the simpler, the better’

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Ten (legs) of Thankful

Ten (legs) of Thankful (sorta)

1)  Una   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8avFVHxfI4

2) Phyllis

3) the Wakefield Doctrine (‘sine qua non‘)

4) Work (the Day Job that cannot be Quit, and, fortunately is of a character and nature as to not only permit me to pursue the interests, (in part represented in this list), but to  offer a forgiving context in which I can strive to self-improve myself)

5) Graviteers (Val, Christine, Joy, Lisa, Sarah and Kristi)

6) Co-hostinae (Christine, Dyanne, Lisa, zoe, Michelle, Kristi, Sarah, Kristi)  …and, of course, Our Miss Lewis

7) ‘Almira’ (the story of two women, one who is old and then young, traveling through time, from the past into the present, the other, young but reluctantly maturing, is returning from far away and must find her real home)

8) BoSR/SBoR: If you Need it and can express what you Need, has the force of Seven Guard Virgins, some (of whom) dance to teach you to remember and others dance to help you forgive.

9) a bunch of other people who are largely real, in some aspect imaginary, but altogether influential on the unfolding of my future.

10) SR 1.3

(and a little, ‘now why on earth would that song be playing in my head as I awake, this Saturday morning’ music)

 

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Tuesday6thsentences -the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘Auntie Em! Auntie Em’

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There isn’t a lot of time. Writing my traditional warm-up, pre-edit material. This stuff here, is what I write in the hope that it leads into an actual Six Sentence Story, which is, of course, zoe’s challenge to us to go rummaging through the neural attics and emotional basements of our selfs and bring back something to entertain, amusing, horrify, puzzle, perplex and otherwise alter the life of the Reader, (in however a tiny, even minuscule, degree of change). Every Thursday, (and into Friday), there are stories of only, (and exactly), six sentences. They are stories that range from provocative to sweetly sentimental,  funny to horrifying (sometimes horrifyingly funny).

You know what you won’t find here? Abused language elements. (no, not really certain if that, ‘language elements’ is a real thing or not, but, as Frank Dreben would say, ‘but thats not important right now’)

So last night, (or the night before), I was surfing through the channels as I ate my dinner and a commercial came on. Forget what it was selling, actually, I do remember, it was selling people on the idea of watching some TV series by visiting ‘On Demand’ or some such thing. (I haven’t kept up with the developments in the popular culture in more ways than I can list, but I especially missed the bus on the opportunity to watch every episode of almost any series, even those that are no longer on running.  That’s not what caught (‘took hostage’ is a more accurate phrase), my attention. It was the tag line:

“Mark your Calendar!! June 30 – June 31  (something-something) Binge-athon!!!”

They said ‘Binge-athon‘. Seriously, someone tell me that I’m being way, way over-sensitive on the matter of the use of language.

Long.

 

Johnny saw Janie running down the road.

He was puzzled because he could not see what she was running from, so he decided to chase after her.

“What are you running from”, Johnny yelled as he ran.

Janie ran faster and did not say a thing, although she did glance back.

‘There must be something wrong’, thought Johnnie, running faster now, than ever he ran, his heart was almost bursting when finally he managed to catch up, but not having a breath to spare with which to speak, threw himself on the girl, knocking her to the ground.

Turning over and looking at the hypoxiated* boy, Janie said, “Well, it took you long enough!’

 

*take that, language-mangling tv commercial writing hacks!

 

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Item Once: Una

Itemo Secundo: Phyllis

Ometi Trieste: work and home

Quartro Itemae: Gravity Challenge

Cinque: the joy of remarkably lax filters, at least when it comes to the written thought

Sex: (for everytime I miss-type a small handful of words, get the word ‘sex’ and invariably laugh. This, I submit, is proof of the immortality of adolescence)

Seven: I just remembered that, of late, zoe and doug seem to, somehow, miss the connection over here on this oT, I will attempt to remedy this by the simple expedient of linking both at Lizzi’s and z’s. (hell, I’ll link pretty much anywhere that I’m not, actively and actually barred from… we need a new term for the courage that’s sometimes imparted by the fact of virtuality! There’ss little doubt that everyone, most of us, ok, clarks….. sure, sure…just me have a certain confidence that comes with the existential anonymity of being in the virtual world.  damn! can’t think of one! I’ll work on it and get back to ya.  (online suave? virtual balls?  lol! no! digital chutzpah… lol enough for now!)

Ocotpie: ‘there’s always enough to go around’

Item 9th: ‘Almira‘  Chapter 10 due this weekend. It’s about ‘time’. The fleeting nature of it and the ephemeral character of all things that are tied too tightly to the passage of time. In this week’s Chapter: Emily Gale pays a visit to Ephraim Hardesty and reminds him of her Offer (an Offer she will not permit be refused). Eliza Thornberg has dreams of being in the movies and discovers that, while desire (when fulfilled) is always good, want (with the risk of disappointment) is decidedly not. Finally, Dr Thaddeus Morgan talks with Nurse Griswold. (Why, no! of course it was only the two of them! Can you think of anytime that two people were in the room with Nurse Griswold …at the same time?)  Hey, I trust everyone noticed the soon-to-be-significant-character, Sterling Gulch, back a couple of chapters ago! Yes, his last name is, in fact, Gulch.

10. SR 1.3  (from the Book of Secret Rules aka the Secret Book of Rules), this particular Rule states that ‘the completion of a List of Ten Things of Thankful can be considered to constitute a thankful thing, in and of itself. The aforementioned List can, therefore, remain pre-terminus with Item 9, the completion citation (along with appropriate reference(s) to the BoSR/SB0R and, applicable Rule substituted as Number 10. et its fit!

 

Lets get ourselfs some music.  Since we have a photo of a dog, lets use the song, ‘All Dead’ by Queen. Because, (as the story goes), it was written by Brian May for his dog and is quite touching. And, no, nothing wrong with Una. But looking at the photo made me think of Ola.

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6th Month Sari -the Wakefield Doctrine- (no, stay with me…. it’ll make sense, I promise)

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I really should be (writing) over at SoCS with Kerry and them, this June morning, the clouded sky outside my window hinting a day as boring as the inside of an empty cereal box. But, today is Thursday and our friend zoe invites all to join her in her goal to write a story employing six, and only six sentences. It’s a challenge and it’s a puzzle, an exercise for the skills and wit that surely form the basis of our presence in this, the blogosphere, for is not this part of the virtual world, the very essence of 6th Grade composition class, all rules and discipline, barely restraining the youthful enthusiasm of the class? (And me, in the back of that classroom, wrought-iron legged desks dividing the rows, not staring sullenly at my desk because, well,  because the dream of being a transfer student, (whose 5 year record of smart-assed under-achieving had been expunged by the parental change of address), is realized here, a lifetime later.  Today our Teacher/friend-with-the-cool-and-still-un-broken-toys/one with an enthusiasm sufficient to make up for self-consciousness, zoe says that ‘stall’ is the prompt word for this week’s Six Sentence Story.

….Hey! it looks like I’m done!!

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