Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
not real people, but if they were, I’m pretty sure I’d be the one in black
Tonight beginning at 7:00 pm EST we* will be found at the Wakefield Doctrine ‘yeah,-but-it’s-not-that-I-couldn’t-go-out-with-friends-tonight-you’d-be-amazed-at-how-many-friends-I-have-who-want-me-to-join-them-on-a‘ Friday Video Chat!
I know, you’re thinking, “…oh man! that sounds complicated but there’s sure to be something tasty there, gotta get one of these clarks to set me up to get in on that action.” or you might be thinking, “…hmmm, that guest list down at the bottom of the page makes it sound like there’ll be some scotts and some real people there, yeah maybe I’ll stop in tonight as soon as I finish sorting the weekend laundry and get my list of chores down” . If you’re not identifying with either of those, hate to tell ya, but chances are you’re already at the Vid Chat in your head, hey!! hey, clark!!! real world to clark yo! we are out here, not in there… no, I’m not questioning how much you want to join us now… I am saying that come 6:45 EST (whatever that is in your local timezone), you’re probably going to come down with a bad case of, “…darn-it-this-thing-doesn’t-work!-I’m-on-the-screeen-they-can’t-hear-me-they-seem-to-be-laughing-think-I-better-research-this-thing-some-more-I-can-always-try-again-next-week.”
Well, seeing how this is the New Year, I’ll just leave the attribution (of the responses above) to the appropriate worldviews up to you Readers. But I will give you a hint:
- Outsider: the line between the subjective and the objective is…variable and a bit on the fuzzy side. clarks think.
- Predators: live life, eat/sleep/reproduce/defecate develop the skills to serve these drives and everything else takes care of itself. scotts act.
- Herd Members: remember what they have learned, ‘a stitch in time, saves nine’ and for everything in life, there is a Right Way and a wrong way, rogers feel.
No, this is not some kinda College Admissions Test! I got you covered, don’t worry about nothin… you can figure out that google+ hangout thing! and, …and! tonight when you see all the faces on your computer/tablet/phone display? (each of us in little squares, like the frickin Brady Bunch!!), chances are the audio will be off… don’t panic or get mad or get hurt feelings!! just go ahead and move your cursor to the top of your screen, get them icons to appear (includes a little red phone looking thing) and even though the microphone icon seems to be off (with a slash through it) give that darlin’ a little click. Chances are you’ll be live and alive at the Vid Chat… just tell ’em Clark sent ya.
*Lizzi and Michelle (we’re the original Rob and Laura (and Laura) Petrie)… lol and zoe and Denise (who should be a little late) and, if we’re lucky Kristi and maybe even Christine…. Jny!!! yo… join us tonight, I promise I won’t let anyone mess with ya… unless, what the hell am I thinking? you’re a … *secret Rule 3.7*
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Who the hell are Rob and Laura? And dammit, I didn’t find my new dirty joke yet. Time to research…
Lizzi
sorry… added the last name in final ‘edit’ Petrie famous second generation sitcom married couple (but they slept in twin beds!… the risqué touch (for the times), was that they were in bed on TV… their individual beds, of course)
hey, how did that show up? I thought I had not assigned it ‘lead’ post status… will talk tonight
damn!! thanks for the reminder…. I totally don’t have a dirty joke for tonight! I’ll get one…even if I have to go find me a scott and trick them into giving me one! (now where are dog treats…kibble…anything?)
“pretty sure” Clark? LOL
If I can’t get into my frozen block of “built in detroit” I won’t be late to the vid chat because I will not have gone to work today. Bummer. Not to being on time to chat with international movie stars but rather for not being able to go to work today.
How to say “it’s damn bitey out there” in Icelandic?!
If you guys are Rob and :Laura and Laura, is Maury Amsterdam coming?
Sally?
jinnnnnny
Was thinking that myself. You’d make a great stand in Sally, jeanjeanie:)
(old people only!!!)
did someone say jean?
what? what’s that sound??!
“Oh Rooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbb!” I loved that show! The Danny Thomas walnut episode!
Hey Clark, still got your thumbs?
wow…I didn’t expect that … or for it to be sooooo huge!
(here, allow me)
What did I mess up?
nothing, I’m actually surprised that it ‘displayed’ the link (instead of just a url) what’s easy to control is the ’embed’ (code one of the tabs when you click share on youtube.) when you see it, it has a couple of numbers (like 450 or something) which is specifying the size of the display window… in the case of my doing the vid I use 320 by 315 )
ahahahaha!!!
I have been set up by girl on the edge!
Clark is missing his opposable thumbs. That explains the driving video]!!! Now I get it!!! jehnn p
OOH I’d like to join! Not sure though…poor Tucker has a nasty fever…
hey, np K
I’ll send the invite so it’ll be in your google+ if you do get a minute, we’ll be on from 7pm EST until well until 9pm EST if no one shows up (yeah, right) lol will keep the FB link open.
LOL. You crack me up. :P I hope it went well.
Cyndi
we had fun… will be on the phones 2night if you can