Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
Friday:
- clarks: having survived the pressure/suffocating-tedium of the work week, and see Friday Night as the dress rehearsal for Saturday Night (all of the realism, none of the pressure)
- scotts: having gotten through one more week without: getting fired/getting promoted/getting a new boyfriend/hearing from an old girlfriend… looks at Friday Night as audition night for Saturday Night
- rogers: having fulfilled the responsibilities of the job, this is an evening of orderly relaxation as the precise schedule of the work week transitions to the precise schedule of the weekend, and …they hope to get lucky (not an item to be written into the schedule, however)
so…when you approach this evening (Friday Night!) and you realize that, like it or not, your evening is being planned for you, so as a result, it doesn’t matter if your Friday Night means that you: do the laundry (because you had enough clean shirts and underwear to last the week), do the grocery shopping (because one more night of take out/Stouffers for the family meal would push the dial into the red zone on the guilt-o-meter), stop by at the bar (because you worked all week, you deserve it), stay at home (because you really do enjoy one night alone with the TV and Señor Daz ), wait and hope that someone calls and suggests something that does not involve an exactly even number of participants (why the hell work, if there isn’t anything left but sleep and eat?)…. all that being said, there is something NEW today this very Friday Night! Courtesy of 21st Century Technology:
the Wakefield Doctrine presents the Awesome Bloggers Video Chat (and) virtual Strip Poker Championship!
so, if you have just completed reading this:
- you’re a clark and the answer to your second (un-thought) question, ‘no! we do believe that you can avoid the traps and no, this is not doom and gloom for clarks, anything but!’
- you’re not a scott (we just told you, you’re a clark!) but you do have a friend who is a scott…tell them how this Post ended.
- oh, alright we were wrong, you’re a roger and you did actually read through this entire Post, even though you had to make a show out of not finishing this the first time
join us tonight… google+ (add the Wakefield Doctrine to your circle) or write a comment and I’m sure either Lizzi or Michelle will be happy to send you an invite.