Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers).

Two things that conspired to put my fingers into ‘find-the-words’ mode this morning:

1. a ‘wall posting’ of some near-total stranger ( aka ‘a Friend’) on ‘the Facebook’
2. a random (‘yeah, right!) thought about the fun of this Doctrine thing, nothing specific or in particular…something about Janie Smith and, at the same time, the fun when someone at work identifies someone as a clark or a scott or a roger…(someone with only a cursory knowledge of the Doctrine, my reaction is always a surprised laugh)

So this person on ‘the Facebook’,  Ana Lovelis (go ahead and like her page) wrote something about taking ‘an invisible pill’ and I immediately laughed and identified with what (I thought) she meant! So being the retiring and reclusive clark, I put a Comment on her comment ( “shh, the bait is in place…we must all remain quiet, act normal and see if they get curious“). In any event, it reminded me of the fun of this thing of ours. The other thought, about Janie and the kids at Millard Fillmore High, evoked a bit of fond reminiscence  of that period in the development of this blog.
So, lets consider the way(s) that this Wakefield Doctrine can help you today! If you play your damn cards right you will totally manage to have fun, be amused, find a diversion, secure entertainment, be constantly distracted and otherwise not get anything productive accomplished:

…first off look around the place you are at (work or school or home), there is a least one roger…real close, when you are in a store, a supermarket or such…the girl with the most stuff in her hair? thats your  clark …you can talk to her…but only persist if you can get her to laugh within the first 3 three things you say… you want to have some scottian fun today? find a group of rogers  (yeah, like that’s hard to do, lol) they are everywhere at lunch they are the group who though they are sitting together a table, there seems to be one seat left open! thats for you, scott  (Note: you ‘advanced’ clarks?  go ahead try and sit down they will let you only if you don’t ask!)…you scotts don’t have to be told how to have fun with rogers but you might want to know how to flush out the clarks!…they will be more fun than a barrel of….  now, don’t think we have forsaken our rogerian friends, they just want to have fun…roger, yo!  for a truly interesting time at school  when the scott comes over to your little group?  laugh ‘out of sync’  (seriously!) just watch how the scott (male or female) is working your little group and laugh just as the laughter of your herd mates is dying down.. don’t worry you will know when the scott decides you are more fun than anyone else is…

OK everyone…like Alice sez, ‘schools out!’