Month: December 2011 | the Wakefield Doctrine Month: December 2011 | the Wakefield Doctrine

Video Friday! Saturday Edition, 2011 in review the Wakefield Doctrine, (next stop the Future!)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers ).

 

 

Wasn’t that informative? Well, it is year end and while there are a lot of things coming up in the New Year, lets not squander any potentially good Post topics.

The Wakefield Doctrine is a way of understanding the personalities and personality types. It is a view on behavior that will allow you to know more about the other person than they know about themselves. With an understanding of the Wakefield Doctrine, you need never again be in a position of frustration or aggravation, asking yourself, “Now why on earth would they go and do something like that? I really thought I knew them better!?

Let us know if you have any questions.

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Year in Review? Already? (alright) …the Wakefield Doctrine Year in Re… (what? yeah, guess they get the idea, already)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

2011?  The Year of the Hat!  …oh yeah, and the year of the Saturday Night Drive!!

First things first: Hats? around the damn globe? that is a correct statement.

Dig this:

DownSpring Joanne

DownSpring Joanne in Washington DC plus hat

Joanne takes Washington DC

DS#1

It puts the hat on top of it's (damn) head

Mel

Friend of the Doctrine....Mel with his (damn) head adorned with a hat in "Michigan"

Ms. AKH

Ms. Akh claims Narragansett

Nell Rose

Claire Peek

from the small Swedish town of erna-burna-grudsa-wall

Alexandra

...and her faithful companion Liesen (not in photo)

Alx Crabtree

...please, he is kinda shy, don't stare Alx yo!

 

…and that really fun innovation at the Doctrine?  yep!  the Wakefield Doctrine Saturday Night Drive

vidi this:

 

…so stay tuned! This train is just starting, y’all jest set back an enjoy the ride!

(teaser: hats and supporting damn heads are soon to arrive from 2 more far flung locations!  Watch this space!)

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NTSB: Proposed Ban on Cell phone use in cars to be expanded to include: ‘distracting or frivolous talking among passengers!’

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

Hey there! Did Knackles1 overlook you Saturday night?

But that’s not important now, what is important is that I think we have edged past the event horizon of the super-massive black holes of all Holidays. I am talking about Christmas, of course. Everyone understands that holidays are ‘ occasions meant to reinforce the social fabric’, serving to act as a binding force on the individual members of (a given) society. And since no holiday is without a cultural-historical reference point, it is very instructive to look at the basis of the holiday against the qualities of it’s ‘targeted demographic’.  In other words, “why do we use Pilgrims to attract the rogers” (Thanksgiving) or  “what the hell is it about babies and old men that will draw the clarks from their hiding places“? (New Years) and given that today is Christmas Day, ” a holiday in which the signifying character is a reclusive, over-weight, bearded man who spies on children, rewards behavior and insists on being permitted a degree of physical intimacy with total strangers that would have them doing ’30 to Life’ if they acted this way any other time of year… now which of the three personality types would respond to that? lol
(See how everything makes so much more sense when you use the viewpoint, the perspective made available by the Wakefield Doctrine?)

The question we ask is,  what does a particular holiday allow, condone, encourage in terms of individual behavior, targeted, as it is, towards one of the three personality types? As with much else we do with the Wakefield Doctrine, the goal is to observe behavior and (from our observations) infer what the person is experiencing. The holidays offer an opportunity to see the world as the other personality types do, in other words, by inference. We believe, here at the Doctrine, that behavior and personality is the result of responding to the world in a manner that is appropriate, given the nature of the world (being experienced). The trick being, of course, to keep in mind that the other person is, in all probability, experiencing a reality that is different from the one that you are experiencing. One of three characteristic realties, the world of a clark, the reality of a scott and the worldview of the roger…all three quite distinct but with enough in common that we can all identify with each to some extent.3 This concept is key because the Wakefield Doctrine focuses on the reality that a person is responding to rather than simply trying to create a list of traits and behaviors and other artifacts of the personality. When you understand the reality that a scott exists in, the behavior that you see exhibited (by a scott) makes sense, and as an added bonus you will be able to effectively predict the behavior of the scott.

For the newer Readers: the initial behavioral metaphor of the scottian personality type is that of predator. This means that your girlfriend or your husband or the woman who has worked the checkout lane next to you all these years? if they are a scott and you want to know what they will do next, simply think to yourself:  what would a wolf (or a lion or Wile E Coyote, for that matter)  do?
Really.
And the really messed up part (and the scary, inspired quality of the Wakefield Doctrine) is that their behavior will be less puzzling if you view it in that context. (the predator thing).  Granted there is much, much more to the Wakefield Doctrine in terms of  how we can apply it’s insights into human behavior, but bottom line?  scotts = predator,  rogers = herd animals  clarks = outsider, aka blue monkey2

So read through some of the Pages that are listed at the top of the landing page of the blog. You will find pages that give overviews of the three personality types and you will find pages that have photos of examples of the three personality types, real people (well, celebrities at any rate), and you will even find photos of the Wakefield Doctrine hat. Ask the right question and you too could be stylin in a Wakefield Doctrine hat (for your damn head).

 

 

 

 

 

1) you so need to read this short, short story by Curt Clark (Donald E Westlake), click here

2) there was a famous experiment in psychology or sock

3) do not forget that the Wakefield Doctrine maintains that while we all are predominately one of the three personality types, clarks or scotts or rogers, we never lose the potential of the other two. These are referred to as the secondary and tertiary aspects, an important concept, but for the more advanced students of the Doctrine.

 

 

 

 

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the Wakefield Doctrine…three personality types…” Jwaye nowèl moun ak tout moun!”

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers ).

Hey! Merry Christmas.
Glad you could stop by. All of us ( Progenitors and DownSprings and FOTDs)1  have totally enjoyed making your acquaintance-hood over the past 12 months. And we are looking forward to the year ahead, anticipating another 12 months of informative and fun Posts and  many more new photos of Wakefield Doctrine hats on (damn) heads sent in by Readers from across the globe. We especially enjoy seeing/hearing/talking to people about some of those who come here and read about the Wakefield Doctrine and then, at some later time, (these new people) are heard to say something about,  “...thats ’cause he is a roger” or “…you know, your life could be so much better if you would just not be so clarklike ” or even  “Hey!  scott! alright!! we gonna tear it up tonight!”

In today’s Post, we have  no ‘Big Message’ to convey. No subtle lesson, not a single gentle reminder or well-intentioned pitch for Reader participation. Today’s Post is just a ‘marker’, a way to force myself to stop, slow down and look around at this thing of ours. It may take me only a short time to write this and only a minute for you to read it, but for me, at this point in time, at this moment (4:22am EST to be exact) I can sit back in my chair and say (to myself…sort of),  “Really? You’re still here? …and you say you’re glad you made the effort to stick with this Doctrine thing. And those new people, the Readers and visitors? They are enjoying themselves? You say they ‘get’ the Doctrine… ( even without listening to me go on and on about the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers?) and they feel that they are benefitting from this thing of ours? And telling their friends?”

…..”damn! how cool is all that!”

 

…OK  time for quiet reflection is over!  Back to work!! This Doctrine won’t achieve world domination all by itself!  Lets get going!

(btw the ‘cover photo’ is of Ola, our first dog. Readers have no doubt seen that photo before, it is my favorite in that it captures Ola’s personality perfectly, “…big smile, big teeth”.)

… just so you can have the damn song stuck in your head for a week, here is a video of :

 

And just so you don’t get too warm and cozy, here are the actual lyrics:

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We’re happy tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland. (ok nothing strange, it is a fairly attractive image, sort of what we remember about the song.)

Gone away is the bluebird,
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland. (still safe, expanding the imagery including local fauna in order to stress seasonal climate changes, safe, safe.)

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown (?)

He’ll say: Are you married? (Who do you mean, “Am I married”? what the hell are you asking that for?! …and who the fuck is Parson Brown?)
We’ll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you’re in town. (!?! The ground is beginning to feel decidedly spongy…)

Later on, we’ll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we’ve made, (Yes! The Plans! “…tell about the Plans, George! tell about the Plans…” )
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he’s a circus clown (No, there is absolutely nothing funny/charming/cute about a circus clown made of snow, standing alone, in a field, not moving…yet)
We’ll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the other kids knock him down. (Other ‘kids’? How old is this person, I mean he is talking about marriage for Christs sake!)

When it snows, ain’t it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We’ll frolic and play, the Eskimo way, (Yeah great lifestyle choice, eat still warm animal flesh, kiss with our noses and give birth on an ice floe. Merry Christmas you weird-ass singing 27 going on 13 year old)
Walking in a winter wonderland.

 

 

1) Progenitor roger, Progenitor scott, DownSpring#1, Ms.AKH, glenn, DownSpring Phyllis, DownSpring Joanne, (Friends of the Doctrine) Molly, Nell Rose, Mel, Claire Peek, Pix, Jasmine, Alexandra, Alx, Ronin, Mel, Jason, Molly’s Mom an them, Debbie, Lise, Denise

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Video Friday ho, ho, ho…binyons! and a Merry Wakefieldian Christmas to everyone!

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

 

 

All of us here at the Wakefield Doctrine wish that all of you out there will have/find/receive/totally-frickin-lucked-onto whatever it is that you truly desire this Christmas season. While we are conveying this spirit of the Season quite un-abashedly, we are not going so far in our wishes as say, the central character in a timeless Christmas tale, who as exhibit A in the Case of the Excess of Cheer and Good Tidings, clearly makes our point.

“I don’t know what to do!” cried Scrooge, laughing and crying in the same breath; and making a perfect Laocoön of himself with his stockings. “I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy. I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to every-body! A happy New Year to all the world! Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!  (litquotes.com

…we will, however, try to share some of the sense of gratitude we all have here at the Doctrine for all the new friends and Comments and photos of hats (on assorted damn heads) from across the globe, that we have been blessed with in the course of the previous 12 months of this year.

 

 

(We don’t usually do a music vid on Vid Frid, but I heard the following on the radio…what the hell, it is Christmas, yo

 

 

 

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