Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine  (‘the only Guide to Understanding People you will Ever Need’)

Before we go any further, please answer the following questions (quickly and without looking at your neighbor for help, encouragement or condemntion ) Yes or No:

1. I would buy a book about the Wakefield Doctrine but only if it was in trade paperback format
2. I think I know what the Wakefield Doctrine is all about, but the webpage is hard to figure out
3. I know my friends would enjoy this thing and I know which of the three types they are
4. I would write a Comment to this Post, just as soon as I figure out what I want to say
5. I would call the number tonight ( 218-339-0422 ) if I knew the access code to join the Saturday Night Drive Call-in show
6. I had it here somewhere…
7. I knew I had the access number  ( 512103 then # )
8. I might call but I don’t want to get involved in anything weird
9. I will call…almost totally for sure

If you answered ‘Yes’ to at least 7 of the above questions, you qualify for a (nearly free) Wakefield Doctrine hat (for your damn head)!
If you are not sure if you should call, then you need to go to DS#1’s site and ask her advice…
If you think it might be fun, but… you want to think about it,  then you first should ask Ms. AKH
If you heard that there were these really scottian boys on the line all the time, then the best thing is to go ask Molly, ( when she just small )
If you think it might be fun, but you know there is something important that you will be doing at 8:00 to 8:45 EST,  but you can’t remember right at the moment what it was then you should go to the Secessioning Rug and hang out with roger

See ya tonight!!   No, wait!  Unless you are prepared to drive to southern RI and sit in the parking lot of the Wakefield Mall at the appointed time…then you will just have to settle for hearing us tonight on the phone.  Or not. Whatever

Oh Molly!!