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FAQs + WD + wtf = Enlightenment and Self-Improvement Wakefield Doctrine-style

a) the Wakefield Doctrine, of course
b) yes, glad to have you here too!

As the Readership of this blog grows, we are beginning to see questions forming in the minds of our Readers about this here Doctrine here. Signs of uncertainty are as immediate as the interview with DownSpring Joanne ( Episode Eeeleven of Video Friday), and as inferred as the Comment written in response to yesterdays Post.
We all know that it is a time-honored technique, when in the middle of the Summer’Re-run’ season to write a Q & A Post  (or as our clarklike Readers might prefer it, Q & I(nference) & (modified)Q & A(interrupted).  This saves the really good, original material for the Fall, when everyone is back from vacation and/or holiday and are ready to read online blogs. In addition, the use of a Q & A Post helps Readers who may have a passing interest in the Wakefield Doctrine, by allowing them to see that other people have the same questions*, which makes them? (all together now, rogers!!). Our scottian Readers have no more need for a Q & A than say a polar bear who happens upon an ice floe where 3 seal pups have been abandoned by their mother.
So lets get on with the Qs and the Answers!

Q: Alright, are you  guys for real, or what? Sometimes I read things that make sense in a serious and thoughtful way and the next thing I read is something about a girl in an imaginary High School. Whats the deal with you people?
A:Yes, we are for real. At least, as real as can be assumed about anything that you find on the internet. The Wakefield Doctrine really is the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers and there really are people who think in terms of all personality types being clarks or scotts or rogers.

Q: Sometimes I am (a scott) then other times I must be (a clark). Whats up with that?
A: You’re a clark

Q: Hey, wait! You can’t be that sure, on the basis of only one questions!
A: Yes I can. ( I’m a clark)   The question you should be asking is, ‘why does it seems that sometimes we are one form, other times others’? The answer is, of course, that we retain the capacity to experience the world as the three types, but have one (of the three) as a dominant view. i.e. clark, scott or roger.

A:  I heard that you have been doing this for more than 2 years, what have you learned about the Wakefield Doctrine that you did not know when you started?
Q:  How much fun and how satisfying it would be…this is the clarklike  answer. There may (or may not) be an answer to this question from the others in the Comment Section of this Post. But I would say, to amplify my answer, I am amazed on a daily basis how damn correct and ‘accurate’ the Wakefield Doctrine actually is! As a tool for self-development it is remarkable, as witness the progression of stunts and Posts, hats (for your damn heads) and trips across the country and latest of all, the Video Friday Interviews. I defy any clark reading this to say that the videos alone are documented proof of the efficacy of the Wakefield Doctrine as a personal development system.

So, there you have it. Questions and Answers and even a damn, borrowed music video. Is dis a system, or what?

If this is not proof enough for ya, go ask Alice  or you know she was a dancer  or even, if you are in the mood for the mild side….go ask roger.  Better yet, come over to ‘the Facebook’ where we have a Group just for the Videos of the Wakefield Doctrine.

*     I have been asked to not use my favorite joke about questions, so I won’t**
**   …unless you really want to hear it!***
*** in which case you have to go ask DS#1 or Ms. AKH if it is alright

Yes, I have seen three gigantic rogers before…but no, not this gigantic  lol

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Well, what exactly do you want to know? Whether I am a clark or a scott or roger? If you have to ask, then you need to keep reading the Posts for two reasons: a)to get a clear enough understanding to be able to make the determination of which type I am and 2) to realize that by definition I am all three.* *which is true for you as well, all three...but mostly one

Comments

  1. Downspring#1 says:

    HOLY SHIT! And I say this in all seriousness….that a fellow clark would choose this, this my most favorite of Al pieces. I luv you Paco. You too John.

  2. Downspring#1 says:

    Oh yeah, about the actual post today. What can I say? Who will believe a clark first anyway? lol
    Been doing my own “sperimenting and sure ’nuff I can attest to the value of the Wakefield Doctrine for my own damn “self-development”. I have recently been talking about the Doctrine with a roger (there was a perfect opening). You know, the ones who can’t show any interest in something as “silly” as the Wakefield Doctrine. As it so happens my discussions with this roger involves a scott. I found this fortuitous as it is easier/”simpler” to “talk about” scotts than the other 2 forms/types. Have to start somewhere, eh?

  3. clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

    fuck the rogers…. whip the scotts (with rolled-up newspapers) who needs ’em?

  4. My sentiments at times… However, there are other, more advanced methods that work on rogers (aside from “fucking”) and other methods that work for scotts (aside from “whipping”). It’s all found in the Wakefield Doctrine. It is.

  5. clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

    …damn!

  6. Lunchbox Lenny says:

    You clarks is awful cute.

  7. clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

    …”it’s twew, it’s twew”*

    *Madeline Kahn, Blazing Saddles**

    **one of the top three funniest movies***

    ***Dogma and Airplane!

  8. Yo Lenster! That all ya got today? Huh? Give us some thoughtful introspectin’, intellectin’, ‘box thoughts. Dare ya….

  9. clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

    lol yeah, right! …as our Slovian friends would say:

    “ovratnik! ovratnik lubja! lubja! (fuck!) ovratnik”