Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )
It’s that time of the week, amigos! Tomorrow night is Saturday Night Drive night!
For our newer Readers, the Wakefield Doctrine Saturday Night Drive is a feature of this blog that you will find no where else! Really! We are not lying to you. We are speaking the truth to you. But don’t just take our word for it! Lets use a chart to illustrate this fact, and as we all know, Charts Don’t Lie!
| All those other blogs out there | the Wakefield Doctrine | |
| Quality of Format/Presentation | From fair to very good | …hey I write these things first thing in the morning, it’s only caffeine not amphetamine |
| Organization of content | Sometimes they even have different fonts for headers, sub-topics even | comic sans day, once in a while(Hey! They said headers huh huh,…thank you scott) |
| Freshness and appeal of topics | Usually very good, comprehensive analysis of subject matter | … well, we got funny pictures |
| Originality | Hardly ever (‘cept for Mel over at the Spatula) | Step aside, we gots your originality, right here! |
| Thought provoking Content | …yawnnn ..did you say something? | It’s the frickin theory of clarks, scotts and rogers, yo |
| Live call-in blog | What? You do what? Nah…nobody does that! | Saturday 8-8:45 EDST1-605-475-2200 (when prompted) password 6660467 # |
| Do you really? | Call-in? Live? Isn’t that against some blog law or something? | Damn straight we do! |
| Who is on the line? | Line? What line? This is a blog! I write this from my basement bedroom in my parents house, | Damn Downsprings is who and even a Progenitor or two |
| You’re re joking, right? | Yeah, you must be jokin | No suh! True, it’s all true |
| Cost! It must Cost something to call? | Jeez, I spent my allowance on HALO MVI (‘enemies in Study Hall”) | Nada, nothing, free, no charge….dial ‘an smile! |
| Which is the best of blogs! | Pass… | Step right up!! Call in |
You know what you have to do…if you are real interesting on the phone, we might vote you a Wakefield Doctrine hat (for your damn head).
(one more thing, just read an article that be sayin I should link Posts to Posts, like this link back to a February Post. let me know if it works).
Mr. B? some music, if you will…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixKYVASV-Vw
About clarkscottroger
Paging dr. clarkscottroger! Paging dr. clarkscottroger! You are needed in the conference room stat! Please bring the big stick and a band aid. My clarklike nature has run amuck and without my recently, albeit slowly, developing scottian qualities I fear I will give in/up and then not even a roger will come near.
Signed,
(Stuck) “on the morrow in Pasadena….”
coming in from the dark side of the moon to the beloved spotlight eh? lights, camera, action! screw the rogers anyway. they’re no fun. unless of course you like to ride a bicycle*
*for those of you who have no idea what i’m talking about (it’s funny as hell) you gotta go to the previous post and read the comments.
…or they should of just called in for Saturday Night Drive…they coulda even just signed in and listened….I doen know ‘KH, these ‘people’ is missin out on a good time…hell must have been a DeepSpace 9 Marathon on TV or sumpin