Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

As is often the value of posting an old (but hopefully germane) post, lets go with the below and see/trust/hope that it stimulates/prompts/cheet-sheets some original content on this, the last Monday in March.

Damn! Ain’t that an emotional fricken’ claymore mine. We could wax philosophic on that little meta-gory but, lets not and insist we did.

Suffice to say, the dawn of hope is almost always from a cloudy night.

ayiiee! Dude! Dial down the poignant observation setting to something less than ‘Hey, it’s Monday’. All we need to do is put one foot in front of the other, not let too much blue* to show and be grateful at the end (is there ever an end to Mondays?!!) Sorry, Hold on to the thought that the day after Monday is almost always Tuesday.

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

It’s that time of the week, amigos! Tomorrow night  is Saturday Night Drive night!

For our newer Readers, the Wakefield Doctrine  Saturday Night Drive is a feature of this blog that you will find no where else!  Really! We are not lying to you. We are speaking the truth to you. But don’t just take our word for it! Lets use a chart to illustrate this fact, and as we all know, Charts Don’t Lie!

	All those other blogs out there	the Wakefield Doctrine
Quality of Format/Presentation	From fair to very good	…hey I write these things first thing in the morning, it’s only caffeine not amphetamine
Organization of content	Sometimes they even have different fonts for headers, sub-topics even	comic sans day, once in a while(Hey! They said headers  huh huh,…thank you scott)
Freshness and appeal of topics	Usually very good, comprehensive analysis of subject matter	… well, we got funny pictures
Originality	Hardly ever (‘cept for Mel over at the Spatula)	Step aside, we gots your originality,    right here!
Thought provoking Content	…yawnnn ..did you say something?	It’s the frickin theory of clarks, scotts and rogers, yo
Live call-in blog	What? You do what? Nah…nobody does that!	Saturday 8-8:45 EDST1-605-475-2200 (when prompted)  password 6660467 #
Do you really?	Call-in? Live? Isn’t that against some blog law or something?	Damn straight we do!
Who is on the line?	Line? What line? This is a blog! I write this from my basement bedroom in my parents house,	Damn Downsprings is who and even a Progenitor or two
You’re re joking, right?	Yeah, you must be jokin	No suh! True, it’s all true
Cost! It must Cost something to call?	Jeez, I spent my allowance on HALO MVI (‘enemies in Study Hall”)	Nada, nothing, free, no charge….dial ‘an smile!
Which is the best of blogs!	Pass…	Step right up!! Call in

You know what you have to do…if you are real interesting on the phone, we might vote you a Wakefield Doctrine hat (for your damn head).

(one more thing, just read an article that be sayin I should link Posts to Posts, like this link back to a February Post. let me know if it works).

Mr. B? some music, if you will…

 

* to ‘show too much blue’ is directed at those Readers who are clarks. It is a reference to an apocryphal sociology experiment in which they took one monkey from a happily functioning troop and painted it blue. And returned him/her to the group. You can imagine the result. (If you’re here more than three times, we know you can.) ‘Blue monkey’ is an affectionate term for clarks, when speaking of their acceptance by a Herd of rogers. (Affection, bordering on the shameful for the Outsider, not the Herd Members)