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Six Sentence Stories -the Wakefield Doctrine- can you imagine that!?!

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zoe/ivy is here today, because it’s Thursday and, as we all know, Thursday is the day for the Six Sentence Story bloghop. Tape my word for it, it is.  Each week we’re given a ‘word prompt’ and challenged to write a story in six sentences. Pretty simple, isn’t it?  No, not it’s not. But it’s satisfying and aggravating and frustrating and, ultimately …quite gratifying.

 

The two farm roads that converged to create the ‘four corners’, (earning that spot along the ridge running through the open farmland of rural CT, the title of ‘Town’),  were covered in snow by Halloween, promising a winter that might earn the honor of being a reference-winter, forever available when, in the heat of Summer, people seek relief from one weather extreme by discussing another.

Oh, aye-yah!…it’s a cold one, not as cold as ’67, a course,  now that was a cold winter‘,  the old men, gnome-like commentators on life, weather and the state of hope for the citizens of the Voluntown,  gathered to the warmth of the wood stove, in the back center of McCormack’s, the Town’s grocery/hardware/clothing/farm supply and drugstore.
The Apothecary‘, Miss Eldridge would call it, ever alert to bestow the benefits of her calling, (one might call her the School Marm, if not overly concerned with the maternal inference in the title), upon whoever was in earshot, the use of the old-fashioned word gave her pleasure, as if, rather than inviting mockery of her age and social status, it enhanced it, much like a visit to a Victoria’s Secret store might create a self-perceived desirability, her perfect enunciation transforming the rustic store/supply house (now an Apothecary), magically transformed into a sophisticated and refined urbane nightspot, seething with men and women stalking their evening dreams.

I grew up in the 1960s and I survived the ’70s. Even with that level of existential survival-training,  I’m seriously at risk of losing my grasp on the here and now, mostly because the ‘here’ seems to be an old-fashioned country store, and the ‘now’, well, it sure isn’t where I left off last night. The sudden feeling of discontinuity triggers my survival response, I make no sudden moves, do not make eye contact with anyone, (the ‘anyone’ seem to be two old men sitting by a black pot-bellied stove, a woman dressed all in grey who has a look on her face that seems to be privately excited), I can feel a door being opened behind me, more by the increased illumination on the back of the store than by actual sound, from behind me, like I needed an additional surprise, came a man’s voice, overly-dressed in friendly concern,

I assure you, Miss Eldridge, he is just not your tape“.

 

 

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clarks -the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘hey, I’m good enough for my friends…so the heck with what you think’

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

...and the over-under on the game is what?

(As so often happens, here at the Doctrine, a phrase popped into my head that seemed to be a whole Post…provided I could put into words the feeling that were [embedded] in said phrase. When I wrote today’s Post subtitle, I immediately had two thoughts, a) Readers are going to misunderstand and respond by saying, ‘aww, don’t feel bad, we all think you’re doing great’ and 2) I really need to get back to this kind of post, one that is written to the clarks who are encountering the Wakefield Doctrine for the very first time. And, of course, c) my own re-appreciation of how much things have changed since I first started writing this blog… not the content and nature of the Doctrine, rather the nature of the readership and, even more germane, the changes the Wakefield Doctrine has wrought in my own self. So, what say I give it try?)

When I was young(er), I retained an unshakeable faith in two things: a) my friends and b) my capacity to endure and survive. Now I am no longer younger. More to the point, (of this post), I am now possessed of an understanding of my predominant worldview (clark/Outsider) and that enables me to see a lot more of the ‘why’ of my behavior and beliefs, actions and responses to the people and the world around me. This is an improvement. This knowledge, this insight into the way that ‘I relate myself to the world around me’, does not, in and of itself, change anything. It does, however, make any desired change much more attainable and sustainable. That is the good of the knowing of the Wakefield Doctrine.

The title today? (And the introduction above, that suggests that perhaps writing a Post to appeal specifically to the brand new clarklike Reader, might be more difficult than I think?) All of what underlies, and thereby giving rise to the sentiment manifested in the subtitle remains true in me, in all clarks. I still have the …. er…. not so positive self-concept that is the initial premise shaping the worldview of the Outsider, and I still, very much value the friends that I have. Most of us, (including rogers and scotts), will recognize, in the second half of the sub-title an implication,  a… ‘yes but’, a ‘hedge’, if you will, on the claim to being valued by others. There is something to the way the statement sounds that is a hallmark of the clarklike personality type. It’s necessary to a clark, this ‘hedging’ of a claim of self-worth or value (to others), a pre-defensive defensive, if you will.

You want a physical example of what I’m trying to convey? (It’s also a primary characteristic of clarks.) Watch a clark smile. Most of time, especially when ‘in public’ or not in a totally secure environment, which is pretty much everywhere except bed or the bathroom, clarks will smile by compressing the lips, putting a slight upwards motion to the corners of the mouth, while watching the other person very carefully. Hedging their bets. Being careful. Keeping the escape route viable. You know, as an Outsider, we’re all about interacting, all while keeping an eye on the door. Find me a classroom, I don’t care if it’s First Grade or Grad School, if the individual student is allowed the choice of seats, you will find a preponderance of clarks in the back row. Near the door. And while one might think that this choice is simply to avoid being noticed, one would be almost correct. It is, in fact, to provide the option to escape, to not be forced into the focus of attention.

That’s part of what the clark personality is like. Tomorrow we may look at scotts, ( ‘I think, therefore I scream‘) or perhaps rogers (‘there is no ‘i’ in herd, there’s only me and everyone like me’)

Since I’m doing kind of a old-style Post, I thought I’d include a music video, well, just because.*

 

 

*excuse me!! excuse me!!  because, well, holy shit!!  (lol)  you want to know the real, totally-honest-to-god reason why I find writing Doctrine Posts so ….so  incredible?  Ok, so I’m finishing up the final edit and I decide… sure, lets keep the music vid, because I love the song. The last thing I needed to do was to find the ‘cover photo’,  you know, the Post’s thumbnail that shows only on the landing page. Well I think, ‘lets look for an image associated with Grieg and ‘the Hall of the Mountain King’, (today’s vid)…at the top of the results page is a link to the wikipedia, so naturally I go to read it ( I’m a clark, remember?)  anyway, here’s what jumped out of the screen at me, it made me laugh:

The piece is played as the title character Peer Gynt, in a dream-like fantasy, enters “Dovregubben (the troll Mountain King)’s hall”. The scene’s introduction continues: “There is a great crowd of troll courtiers, gnomes and goblins. Dovregubben sits on his throne, with crown and sceptre, surrounded by his children and relatives. Peer Gynt stands before him. There is a tremendous uproar in the hall.” The lines sung are the first lines in the scene.

Grieg himself wrote “For the Hall of the Mountain King I have written something that so reeks of cowpats, ultra-Norwegianism, and ‘to-thyself-be-enough-ness’ that I can’t bear to hear it, though I hope that the irony will make itself felt.” The theme of “to thyself be… enough” – avoiding the commitment implicit in the phrase “To thine own self be true” and just doing enough – is central to Peer Gynt’s satire, and the phrase is discussed by Peer and the mountain king in the scene which follows the piece.( italics added)  (wikipedia.com)

…no!! really!! lol  man! do I love this Wakefield Doctrine!

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TToT -the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘of traffic, time and distance’

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

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Special Vacationette Edition of the TToT

Am writing from the ‘Fireplace Suite’ of the Ocean Mansion Bed & Breakfast in Ocean City, New Jersey at about 6:30 am.

1)Lets totally hear if for technology…. not just the gasoline engine-power vehicles that transported us here, but the phones that we used to take and send (through the ether) and all that….remarkable!

2) the Wakefield Doctrine … (big time  there is so much to learn, especially out here on the 1st Annual Combined Wakefield Doctrine-TToT Vacation Safari (2015)… this is almost as much fun (and Doctrine learning-intensive as sitting in an airline terminal/sitting in the plane and watching everyone file on board!)

3) (for example: scotts:  ‘they are self-narrating’  (they love people and are psychotically-sociable and when they do things, they will describe it (with great enthusiasm),  “whoops!! dropped the napkin! Picking it up!! ha ha”

4) I’m grateful for my clarklike powers of ”sshh he seems nice enough, but lets just leave him he must be one of those people who can’t relax and always bring their work with them.

5) Phyllis  (while very much a part of this challenge/vacation… she has the capacity to not be stressed, (provided the rogerian elements of her world are in order), and so, can enjoy both the actual relaxation of a short trip away from home and my own well-intended (one might even say, valiant), efforts to learn to enjoy one of the hallmark activities of real people everywhere, i.e. ‘the family vacation’

6) Una   who is the family (along with Phyllis, of course)

7) The Book of Secret Rules (aka the Secret Book of Rules) …wait a minute,  let me check….  yep!! found it!! SR 39.3 chapter 5 sec 89: when away on vacation if the accommodations, while rather nice, are still a B&B, it’s permissable to take 2 two Item credit provided one has engaged in an activity that otherwise would have no-frickin-way-in-the-world happened, which is to eat breakfast on the porch of a converted Victorian home, with like, 2 inches between the tables and people all around who are hell-bent on talking to strangers…

8) see Item 7

9) I said, Item 7

10) 1.3!!  (thank god for 1.3, no?)

will be back later in the day with more photos and such.

 

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the Wakefield Doctrine ‘a thursday with a sexto-limited number of complete (and written) thoughts’

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Undo

 

Yeah, totally reaching with today’s subtitle, non? (In case anyone was wondering), it’s 7:49 on Thursday. Ante Meridian, yo, ante meridian. I really don’t know why I put myself through this every week. Well, that’s kind of a lie, I do know why. (You all know how clarks are, like, the ‘introverts’ of the three, at least according to most of the more common, popular and, therefore, mainstream personality types systems? Yeah, well one of the reasons that the Doctrine works way better is that, while we will stipulate that clarks tend to be introverted, the following characteristic (of my people) is also true:  clarks are un-comfortable being in the spotlight, they also will not tolerate being ignored.)

Ah yes, to the matter at hand. The Head Inquistoress, Friend of the Doctrine zoe/ivy  has this bloghop and you really need to sign up and participate…. today.  Here: Six Sentence Story.

 

My first thought, as consciousness returned, was that there were two other people in the room, my second was simply, “Why is it totally dark, and, since it is, how do I know there are other people here?”

“Well”, came a voice that insisted on tailored clothing, forced the supposition of a good education and hinted at a total lack of scruples, “Obviously you’re hearing this, and since ‘this’ is not you, it must be someone else.  This does, of course, rely on your definition of what ‘this’ is, don’t you agree?”

“Hey!! screw that!!!” overriding the previous voice, my attention was… not quite forced, more tempted to another side of wherever it is I currently am, “yeah! sure! you know that thinking is what got you here…. are you gonna just listen or is there something you want to do…. ”  this voice inspiring a sense of exhilaration, like the ‘actively-empty’ feeling that follows after narrowly averting a car crash, a feeling of false relief, like the next to the last dive of a roller coaster ride.

“Don’t listen… we’re not a threat…. don’t listen!!! you’re born to chase and catch the world is for there for you to take!!”  …the second voice seemed to achieve a remarkable quality, best described as ‘seductively shouting’  in my ear, it was quite insistent on being heeded.

It’s way past time,” I thought, “to find the door out of this place.”

… but turning did not produce the reassurance of direction, the darkness persisted, the voices decided to harmonize, not musically, but as a single thought, “the Wakefield Doctrine says that we all live in a perfect world…. and no, there is no ‘re-do’ key in real life.”

 

 

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Tuesday -the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘I’m gonna write a letter, telephone every town I know’

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sexual-performance-anxiety

The Wakefield Doctrine is a perspective on behavior. The Wakefield Doctrine is a context, which when properly employed, makes available an increased understanding of the people in our lives. The Wakefield Doctrine allows us to know more about a person that you really would expect to gain, given that you learned about it, (the Doctrine, not the person), on a blog that does not appear to have any endorsements, any learned and credentialed, (especially credentialed), people attesting to it’s validity, efficacy or reliability.

So, what is a person to do? Well, to begin with you’re here….reading. At least you’re reading this Post, possibly other Posts, but definitely this Post. You’re intrigued, amused, interested, curious and are willing to stay a little longer. Fine. I’ll try to make it worth your while…

I normally would present the principles, the workings, if you would, of the Wakefield Doctrine and hope that the attractiveness of the facts would serve to persuade you to do the only thing that’s necessary to enjoy a benefit from this ‘personality theory’, and that thing is, ‘to allow for it to be true’. Of course, I haven’t, as of yet, presented anything in the way of information about this, ‘theory of clarks, scotts and rogers‘. Nevertheless, your investment of time and/or consideration remains the critical element. Why am I making this point?  No reason. Just thought that maybe acknowledging that there is a price, an investment necessary, might be a good way to start.  (I’m way too fond of Latin phrases, the more semi-obscure, the better, and in this case, what comes to mind is ‘sine qua non’, which, I choose to believe means: ‘without which not’. I’ll leave you, the Reader, to decide which of the two questions implicit in the previous sentence to be the more interesting.)

Lets say that we all live, to a certain extent, in what is best referred to as a ‘personal reality’. And, lets also say, that there are three characteristic styles of relating to the world )i.e. these personal realities). And, finally, lets allow that an understanding/appreciation of ‘how a person relates themselves to the world around them’, places us in a better position to know how, (and why), a person acts and reacts as they do, to the myriad of decisions and obstacles and problems and opportunity that make up our days. We call the characteristic way of relating to the world of a person,  their dominant worldview. There are three of them:

  1. the reality of the Outsider (clarks)      clarks think  (somewhere there is knowledge or information that will allow them to feel like a real person)
  2. the world of the Predator (scotts)         scotts act  ( ‘I scream therefore I am‘)
  3. the life of the Herd Member (rogers)  rogers feel  (‘perfection is not a way to be, it is a feeling to share‘)

know each of these inside and out and you will know more about the other person than they know about themselves.

Guaranteed.

Any Questions?

Q. that subtitle?  it sounds familiar
A. It’s from the lyrics to the utterly classic Delta Blues songs, ‘Dust My Broom’  by Robert Johnson

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