Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
Was going to do a ‘Phuhket Friday’ post. Search as we might, just could not find the previous post(s) using that, oh so clever,…. err misnomer*
I know it was from the ‘Snide Period’ which ran, like, between 2011 and the end of 2012. That was a fun time here at the blog. A post a day. Not the slightest concern with quality of writing or rhetoric, just the exhilaration of discovery… uncovering the manifestations of the Wakefield Doctrine in the average day. We wrote because there not only was much to say, to share with Readers, but it just made sense. To write it all down. Totally a gift. Never was an effort.
It’s fun, though, even when I think, ‘Really, another Reprint?’ This happens. We consider the Doctrine as it relates to those of us who enjoy it’s benefits and the world that surrounds us. (lol… clark much?)
But it’s Friday, so lets get all Fridistic on the up-coming row of hours.
For the last day of the traditional Work Week** lets get all bullet-pointy. For the three predominant worldviews, Friday is:
- clarks(Outsiders) the hope of sneaking into the party under the cover of raucous rogers and free-falling scotts. clarks believe that Fridays are like practice quizzes in school, the fear of getting too many correct answers is greater than getting too many wrong and, not even on the scale of dreaded-outcomes, the disappointment of realizing neither;
- scotts(Predators), you know how, in, like the Olympics, some athletes like, jump up in the air from a standing position as a way to stretch before actually competing? thats kinda Fridays for scotts. What with the Predator being their behavioral metaphor, they’re jumping like that to get a better view over the surrounding territory, trying to identify the type of prey they’ll soon be enjoying;
- rogers(Herd Members) because they’ve earned it. No, really. Go ahead and disagree or mildly challenge that assertion/assumption and you will be doing your rogerian friend a favor, they always welcome a challenge as that is invariably the simplest way to orient the Herd on their position, aka the center.
(ok… promised, or inferred reprint from 2011)
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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers ).
(Funny thing about producing videos for Video Friday, sometimes the idea for a video is fully formed and all the effort is easily directed at execution, i.e. taping and up-loading and editing. Other times there is not the slightest hint of an idea or topic and we simply do something and post the results. And then there are the times….)
The video Post intended for today’s Video Friday post will not be seen today. Last observed floating into the ether, all attempts to download, re-load, upload or otherwise publish this 20 minute exposition on the value and utility of the Wakefield Doctrine have met with failure. Further efforts to re-create, simulate or otherwise try to salvage the video have been postponed indefinitely.
Instead we will have an encore1 presentation of the wildly popular…Saturday Night Drive Episode…
Well, that certainly was refreshing!
(….the Post Title? Why do you think it should have anything to do with content? …oh! You are a new Reader…that makes sense… I can see why you might wonder if there is a connection. Funny you should mention that… )
How To Tell (if you are in a converstion with) a clark:
- measuring the level of eye contact involves the use of imaginary numbers and the ( negative of ) the square root of pi
- the density of verb modifiers ( both legitimate adverbs and illegitimate-made-up-adverbilizers ) is higher than Lindsey Lohan at the Norml Annual Lifetime Achievement Awardssss
- seemingly random references in support of the main topic of the conversation, (op. cit. Gibbon’s Rise and Fall of the Klingon Empire)
- the ability ( and willingness ) to continue a conversation that was interrupted 4 months ago…
- for conversations involving 2 clarks, the tendency to ‘bump into each other’ (conver.. uh sorry…conversationally) speaking
- funny, funny asides…totally without regard to the seriousness of the conversation… ( “hey, she always said she would die of cancer…joke’s on her, no”? )
The Post Title refers, in a general sort of way, how each of the three personality types view dreams… further questions on this topic should be addressed to Molly (who is said to be considering the position of HeadMistress of the (new) Wakefield Doctrine Early Ed Program…) of course, if your questions are of a more…dynamic nature ( relating to dreams and such ) you might want to ring up Ms. AKH. …and if you are in a total rush and just want the ‘down ‘n dirty’ try Alx C. that boy will set ya straight on what to dream about and how to not get caught doing it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH8-DZ2W17c1) encore (interject) 1712, from Fr. encore “still, yet, again” (12c.), generally explained as being from V.L. phrase *hinc ad horam “from then to this hour” (It. ancora “again, still, yet” is said to be a French loan-word).
Whenever any Gentlemen are particularly pleased with a Song, at their crying out Encore … the Performer is so obliging as to sing it over again. [Steele, “Spectator” No. 314, 1712]
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* no, not a rogerian expression… closer to a scottian word rassle
** yeah, we know! as dead as …well, dead (lol)