Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) And the only place to find the ” 3 Secrets of Personality and Prevention!”
But before we review the Relationship Secrets that are inherent in the Wakefield Doctrine, lets catch up with the Progenitors and DownSprings and FOTD (Friends Of The Doctrine).
- Progenitor roger is working on the Secessionist Rag, boiling tree bark and blood-letting the local cats for pages and (the) ink to write with (don’t worry, he scans the dripping parchment before uploading it to his blog). Speaking of which, being a roger, the Posts you will find at the ‘Rag are written with a warm, reassuring manner; so that you will smile and sit back and remember the times at your grandma’s knee hearing tales about the old country and your family’s long history, you might even doze off, dreams of daguerreotype in your head…waking up only to be late for your dead-end, mind-numbingly boring job. But still, you should go and read the Secessionist Rag.
- Progenitor scott be busy! From the high-energy, never stop, “if it moves do something to it” Progenitor we went to school with at Rhode Island College in the 1970’s, to the present matured, thoughtful, ” if it moves do something to it” Progenitor-emeritus, Mr. M still draws the fan-base, dude be popular.
- DownSpring#1: working and thinking and planning and working and maintaining, DS#1 is producing content at her own blog, Girlie on the Edge. She is proving the wisdom of the adage, “even if there is no hope for the future and nothing to lose, you still need to be serious and careful, cause otherwise you might be mistaken for a person with nothing to lose, and who knows, the next you know, you find yourself doing something that you simply enjoy“
- DownSpring Ms AKH…a scott with a taste for routine and procedure and protocol? what, have I stumbled through the rabbit hole, is this some kind of bizzaro, alternate-universe place? Actually, as I read that statement, I am moved to say to all the Readers out there, “lets all give a round of applause for the Doctrine’s own version of Laika”. Surely she is the pioneer-ette of this thing of ours! ‘KH is putting an incredible amount of effort behind the scenes trying to get the Doctrine into the mainstream, all this while the rest of us are thinking, “OK, you have pushed us out on this stage, what the hell are we supposed to do” So we say, godspeed, Laika, godspeed!
- DownSpring glenn. If AKH is Laika, then our boy glenn here is the Doctrine’s own version of Druzhok… except in the opposite direction. Serving as our working prototype scott, glenn is always there when we need answers to questions. He is thoughtful, reflective, considerate and always looking for a better way to present the Wakefield Doctrine’s take on relationships and predicting human behavior. Say what you will about Tourette’s, if you have a problem, or something that is nagging at you, preventing you from living a satisfying life, DownSpring glenn is your go-to guy, I have seen him bring tears to the eyes of street-wise policemen, I have witnessed glenn touch the lives of people who are standing at the edge of despair, I have…. sorry, just fuckin with ya. glenn is a scott, what can ya say?
- FOTD Mel: the Spatula is a good blog, go read this blog! What? You say that you cannot read? No damn problem! Mel has that covered! Go to the Spatula and click on that there podcast there and he will read it to you! Out loud! Progress people, we are talking progress… stay tuned
- FOTD (provisionary status) Denny: she has this blog the Social Poets that apparently is being considered for frickin Statehood, more readers than god, a site that is the internet version of that old gag where the guy opens the closet and stuff pours out, more stuff that is physically possible, and of a variety that is unlikely…you get the picture…anyway Denny emailed us the other day and said some nice things and then she said the words that runs chills through our virtual, blog-based bodies, ” was trying to figure out what your site was about” Damn…that again! At least that gives me the lead-in to finish this Post. Go read her stuff, hey we all need a 28,549,985th Reader, lol
The Wakefield Doctrine is also referred to as ‘the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers’. It is a way of looking at people. It is a way of explaining behavior and personality.
Everyone has a personality. There are 103 different “theories of personality” that offer to tell you about your personality. They will list traits, they will give you tests to take, they will ask you questions about your likes and dislikes and at the end of it all, they will say to you, “You are this personality type. Your nature is this and your likes are that. You like these kind of people and you have trouble with these other types of people” Fine. All of these “theories of personality” fill a need that we all have, the need to know about ourselves, the need to know about other people, the need to find out how to live happy, satisfying lives.
The Wakefield Doctrine offers all that these 103 “theories of personality” offer you.
Plus the Wakefield Doctrine offers you…hats (for your damn head).
Pretty simple, isn’t it?
So don’t just sit there thinking….clark! So pay attention, don’t run off….scott! so what if someone other than you has a good idea…roger! Here is what you do before you move on to something interesting: write a Comment telling us which of the (nearly free) hats would look best on your damn head. Go ahead now, type!
Mr. B? Some typewriter music, if you will.
