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the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘… on a Tuesday that would be Monday’

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

We’ve approached this particular theme/topic/’the Doctrine says…’ before.

…We interrupt this vaguely formed post (how if Wednesday was a sibling then Tuesday would obviously be Cinderella*) to bring you the following RePrint. cai and Misky, (of our horde of Reader), might not have heard the story told in typical clarklike style of story-telling**. For that matter, maybe Mimi… (nah, she would have intuited it from, like, the second Doctrine post). Well, for what it’s worth, here is the Origin Story of everyone’s favorite off-the-books personality theory.

Wednesday -the Wakefield Doctrine- “… so what, exactly, did you see, that day in the music store?”

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks scotts and rogers)

Today we come to the conclusion (and conclusions) of our re-telling of the origin of the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers.

New Readers? the Wakefield Doctrine offers a perspective on our world(s) and the people who make it up. Starting with the idea, the notion, the ‘let’s imagine for a second that‘ we’re all born with the potential to experience the world in one of three quite distinct ways and then proposing that our natural efforts to learn to deal with, develop strategies to contend with, create a personality suited to the condition that we, still tiny, little babies, must engage, results in the three personality types of the Wakefield Doctrine:

  1. clark (the Outsider) forever apart from, always searching for the information that the other two personality types obviously were taught, moving through the shadows both in broad daylight and clutching night
  2. scott (the Predator) never resting, never deprived, asking only to be free to chase desires and live as a member of a pack in which one’s place, in this necessarily vertical arrangement, carries not the slightest value judgement on the individual
  3. roger (the Herd Member) the epitome of social Man, connected to all that matters and accentuating all that does not, the world is a beautifully, (and sometimes insidiously), crafted machine for the world of Men and Women to explore, map, organize and subjugate.

We all move through one, (and only one), of these three worlds. We retain the potential, the atrophied urges to think, act or feel as would the two other worldviews, but we are of one world. Once we accept that, (in ourselves and, at arms length, in others), we are better equipped to see the world as the other person is experiencing it. The Wakefield Doctrine is a tool to appreciate how we relate ourselves to the world around us.

If you’re just joining us, this, as we said above, is the conclusion of the origin of the Wakefield Doctrine. The first installment set up the scene and introduced the players, (Click Here Part 1). The second installment bring the action to a climax, moving the people, (and concepts), into position, (Click Here Part 2) and today we have the denouement *.

The brass bell over the door signaled the ‘all clear’ and the world was almost the same as when it announced the arrival of the man with the dual cassette dubbing deck.

Scott gave no indications that he was aware of any change to the world. (Of course, he didn’t. The sun was still at the right point on its arc for the time of day and the earth was still staying beneath our feet.)

I felt the change. I knew there was a change.

Yet even now, forty can’t-be-that-many-years later, I struggle to articulate my state of mind. Close to the feeling you get when, one second before you scrape the 5/8ths-complete jigsaw puzzle into the box and go do something fun, you pick up a piece without thinking and it is the piece that not only fits, but joins several, seemingly disparate pieces, creating more of a whole.

Perhaps the most useful moral of our little story of cassette recorders and music stores is more than, ‘This is a key to understanding the world’. Perhaps it is to accept, (and build upon), the idea that, ‘This key is a proof of the world being understandable’.

 

* that is such a cool word, like speaking rhetoric with a French accent… at least, the clark within hopes**

** slightly advanced level Doctrine: while we all have one (and only one) predominant worldview, we never lose the potential of ‘the other two’. And, …and! for reasons not yet understood, some of us develop more significant secondary (and tertiary) aspects than others. Example: I am a clark. I have a significant secondary scottianaspect. Everything in these pages, on this blog, is evidence of that. Why do I say that? ’cause if I was a clark with negligible secondary (and tertiary) aspects I’d be quite satisfied writing these posts in my head (maybe sharing them with a very close friend). And I sure as shit would think twice about whipping out a word like ‘denouement’.

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*go ahead, bring this back to us as a topic say, half-past ‘yeah, right. as if that won’t be a weird post.

** and it really is a compliment, relying as it does on the listener holding multiple skeins of colorful narrative while trying to live a normal life

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Monday -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Lets start with something old! From, like, eleven years ago. (ikr? How can that even be? That quantity of FutureTime, when we all were in fifth grade would’ve manifested as: After Still Being Kids/ All the Way to Adulthood!)

New Readers? Not to worry! This will not be on the test. At least not in any form recognizable to you:

  • clarks (the Outsider) if for no other reason than the concept of Future is a drug that opium den’d thinkers of the 19th C might smile at and disregard as fantasy born of too much practicality
  • scotts (the Predator) calendar?!! “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!” the future, to our scottian friends, are as rain-on-the-parade, sanctimonious buzz-kill as any one might say to a scott
  • rogers (the Herd Member) the Future is Valhalla/Nirvana/the Silver City to our Herd Member friends and serves only as, (imaginary) evidence of the the need to learn/imitate the Right Way to live

Alright! Original Content supplied. On with the RePrint!*

damn! lost our RePrint copy!!

(listening to an aside: “Let them Ask, Grasshopper”)

lol

You heard what the aged-culture reference suggested! Sorry!

hey! we do remember the music vid…sorta. lets use thin ‘un

* just checking to see if’n you scan and jump to the music vid**

** totally alright to do so. The thing about this Wakefield Doctrine is: it’s an alternative perspective. It demands little instruction or study, for those inclined (i.e. predominant worldview clarks or scotts and rogers with significant secondary clarklike aspects). Once central premise is acccepted, the details are self-evident. And way fun.

P.S. no need for secrecy. as is an essential quality, to better imply desirability of membership for a group or organization, special efforts to promote exclusivity is redundant in the worst possible way***

*** meaning the Wakefield Doctrine (and it’s benefits-of-understanding) cannot be bartered or otherwise leveraged (for profit or self-promotion). It’s available to all who need it.

 

 

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TToT -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s weekly contribution to the Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) bloghop. Created during the Haight-Ashbury Rebellion, the blog-that-Lizzi-created remains one of the few artifacts from that era. It remains today, at the bare minimum, a tribute to the insensate drive to see the world as it might be and list the clues and telltales of the existence of a comprehensive understanding of the potential that is nacre’d within most people.

This is our list of the people, places, things and events that have inspired the state of gratitude.

1) Phyllis

2) Una

3) the Wakefield Doctrine

4) found it! totally grateful that… oh. yeah you don’t live in my head (…much)  well, we don’t talk about it nearly as much as we used to, but there is still something called the Saturday Night Call-In (see upper right on landing page. The coolest thing was, back in the day, hey let us record an announcement when (you) called the number. But…but!! while we supplied the scripted intro, the voice was computer-generated! We play it at the end of this short, 3 minute video.*

5)  * sorry, we do not currently have hats (for your damn head) but, who knows, maybe someday

6) the Six Sentence Story bloghop

7) the Unicorn Challenge bloghop

8Of all the driveways in all the towns in all the world... google watches us mow. no, serially, here is a clip of a google street view… think we’ll get residuals? (yeah, to whoever said, “Why don’cha put a sign ‘the Wakefield Doctrine Curator-in-Residence’?”

9) Part of the reno work on Ola’s grave necessitated our going to the beach. Photo at top of the post. A nearby ocean.

10) Secret Rule 1.3

Music vids

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Wednesday -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

At the mid-week point. Couple of draft Sixes to slap a coat of allegory-pink on*. But what say we take some time this Wednesday and do our job1.

A couple of comments from Reader Cai is most helpful.

I guess clarks are too orderly to do abstract art paintings. They’ll make good wall painters.

Let’s begin with the basics:

  • clarks are those who grow up in a world in which they are the Outsider. they know two things: 1) everyone else apparently knows three things, i.e. ‘How to be a part of’ (the other two don’t matter all that much).
  • scotts relate to the world as does your average, everyday Predator: running!! on the alert for greater predators and happy to run to where fresh prey might be hanging out, waiting for some excitement in theys lives
  • rogers grow up knowing that the world is quantifiable and the most important enumerator is the number of members of their Herd, everything else simply reinforces that

So these are the three personality types of the Wakefield Doctrine.

To make learning simpler (and more fun) it helps to think of the personality types as relationships.

Rather than wonder, ‘What are the traits and drives, inclinations and tropism of each of the three?’ It’s simpler (and more fun) to ask: “How does an Outsider (clark) relate to the world around them. What does the world seem to be?” or “Assuming I’m a Predator (scott) what do I see (in my mind’s eye) when I’m standing in the line at the supermarket?” and, to round out the three, “If I’m a Member of the Herd, (a roger) how do I feel about my job, my boss, my place in the world?”

How we relate ourselfs to the world around us determines the nature and quality of our personal reality (aka ‘the world’)

And….and!! Don’t forget about the Everything Rule (‘Everyone does everything at one time or another’).

So to the observation that started us off today,  let us break it down:

  • are clarks too orderly?
  • if a clark were to think to paint an abstract painting (Everything Rule says that all three might take to mind to be a painter of abstract painting) how would it be received?
  • would, all things being equal, clarks be ‘good’ wall painters

wellll….

no/the Art World would hate it (at first, until the clark died or something and left room for a roger to try)/absolutely….not! (lol) sure, they could be ok. but in the relationship that puts acquirng unique insights into the world, perforce mandating as great a variety of input as possible… errr not so much.

Hope this helps!

(Yes. The Scarecrow is a clark. The Tin Man a roger, Which leaves the Cowardly Lion… you guessed it! a scott.)

ProTip: the primary characteristic of a scott is not actually bravery or courage. The primary characteristic is agresiveness. Act first, ask questions later.

 

* no, we have no idea what that’s supposed to mean lol

1) as Curator of the Wakefield Doctrine, our primary function (as we imagine the role is played in the ‘real’ world) is to suggest certain exhibits, perhaps provide some supporting background information, i.e. “Why yes, the wooly mammoths were indeed quite… Take a guess why?” and “Absolutely! That is what makes the Hottentots so hot!”

 

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Tuesday -the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘…the mildest, most (potentially) clarklike day of the week.’

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

And no, that is not a bad thing, sad thing, better try harder, take it as a warning thing.

You want wandering tribes, you want -give up now while you a chance Thermopylians, you say you just want to be left along?

Tricks and traps and self-sabotage of the Outsider people since the day they heard the whisper, “What did you do to deserve being so regarded?”

New Readers: AP Doctrine today. You may indulge in free-study for the remainder of this post. It’s about to get…. wtf confusing. Or follow along in your work books. Please note, the sharp, pointed Number 2 pencils and yellow-lined note pads have been replaced by little screw-on top glass jars of primary color paints on top of broad sheets of construction paper… you, the certain percentage in any group, will be auto-dispensated for breaking silence with a laugh of ‘Really? You think you can draw me out with this …obvious entrapment?” Eyeing that most clarklike of color, blue. Go ahead. Label-less day today.

Thanks to the regular Readers for not spoiling the momentary respite for the clarks. Even as they smear paints with abandon, they are wondering if they missed something. Everyone knows that blue is the rarest of colors.

But, for today, we all are permitted to state is that of all three of the predominant worldviews the benefits for one are standout, if-you-have-to-ask, take this and use it today.

Hey! Maybe a bumper sticker!

 

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