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TToT -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s weekly contribution to the Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) bloghop. Created during the Haight-Ashbury Rebellion, the blog-that-Lizzi-created remains one of the few artifacts from that era. It remains today, at the bare minimum, a tribute to the insensate drive to see the world as it might be and list the clues and telltales of the existence of a comprehensive understanding of the potential that is nacre’d within most people.

This is our list of the people, places, things and events that have inspired the state of gratitude.

1) Phyllis

2) Una

3) the Wakefield Doctrine

4) found it! totally grateful that… oh. yeah you don’t live in my head (…much)  well, we don’t talk about it nearly as much as we used to, but there is still something called the Saturday Night Call-In (see upper right on landing page. The coolest thing was, back in the day, hey let us record an announcement when (you) called the number. But…but!! while we supplied the scripted intro, the voice was computer-generated! We play it at the end of this short, 3 minute video.*

5)  * sorry, we do not currently have hats (for your damn head) but, who knows, maybe someday

6) the Six Sentence Story bloghop

7) the Unicorn Challenge bloghop

8Of all the driveways in all the towns in all the world... google watches us mow. no, serially, here is a clip of a google street view… think we’ll get residuals? (yeah, to whoever said, “Why don’cha put a sign ‘the Wakefield Doctrine Curator-in-Residence’?”

9) Part of the reno work on Ola’s grave necessitated our going to the beach. Photo at top of the post. A nearby ocean.

10) Secret Rule 1.3

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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine- [an Ian Devereaux Six]

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop.

Hosted by Denise, constrained by a sentence limit (high and low) of six, there are worse ways to spend the remaining time you have on earth.

Previously…

Prompt word:

BED

“You wanna hear something weird?”

Diane did something with her face, as we walked toward the parking lot that triggered a momentary synesthesia in me; I heard her smile as laughter and felt the tilt of her head (enough to allow a side-long glance) as lightness in the soles of my feet; I considered saying something but was seriously concerned that I’d get confetti all over the newly mown grass.

“Sure?”

“I have an ABD in psychology, half a law degree and a BA in Theology yet there are moments, usually lying in bed late on a Sunday night, when I wonder in all seriousness what I want to be when I become an adult.”

“Ian, I know you are aware of the difference between you and most successful adults…”

“Not counting getting kidnapped by a putative time-traveler, taken to an IHhop, drugged and ending up rescued by a beautiful woman who runs a strip club?”

“Well some of that,” this time her laugh was constrained by something in her eyes, ‘The difference is that unlike most of us who settle in to the serious work of leading responsible lives, you have yet to send your inner child off to boarding school or worse, put him up for adoption; so, not weird; if anything, you remind me of the ransom most of us feel we must pay to get the life we are taught to expect.”

 

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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine- [a Café Six]

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop.

Hosted by Denise, constrained by a sentence limit, (high and low) of six; there are worse ways to spend the remaining time you have on earth.

Previously… the Sophomore and Rosetta

Prompt word:

BED

What?”

The Sophomore sat on the end of the bed and, looking up from the faint scars on her legs, watched Rosetta’s face as he smiled with what he hoped was a total absence of judgement, “Dueling scars, but not from Heidelberg?”

The atmosphere in the bedroom changed, her only response to his staring was an unambiguous and thoroughly non-verbal, ‘en garde‘ of her raised eyebrow, “Are you fuckin’ serious right now?”

(If they were, in fact, fencing, a student of the sport might nod and think, ‘She counters with Parry #8, be careful young dude;’) even as Rosetta continued, “University of Adolescence; Major in Me, Minor in ‘How fucked up is my life…”

“You graduate?”

“Nah…took a GED; mind if I finish getting dressed now?”

 

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Wednesday -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

At the mid-week point. Couple of draft Sixes to slap a coat of allegory-pink on*. But what say we take some time this Wednesday and do our job1.

A couple of comments from Reader Cai is most helpful.

I guess clarks are too orderly to do abstract art paintings. They’ll make good wall painters.

Let’s begin with the basics:

  • clarks are those who grow up in a world in which they are the Outsider. they know two things: 1) everyone else apparently knows three things, i.e. ‘How to be a part of’ (the other two don’t matter all that much).
  • scotts relate to the world as does your average, everyday Predator: running!! on the alert for greater predators and happy to run to where fresh prey might be hanging out, waiting for some excitement in theys lives
  • rogers grow up knowing that the world is quantifiable and the most important enumerator is the number of members of their Herd, everything else simply reinforces that

So these are the three personality types of the Wakefield Doctrine.

To make learning simpler (and more fun) it helps to think of the personality types as relationships.

Rather than wonder, ‘What are the traits and drives, inclinations and tropism of each of the three?’ It’s simpler (and more fun) to ask: “How does an Outsider (clark) relate to the world around them. What does the world seem to be?” or “Assuming I’m a Predator (scott) what do I see (in my mind’s eye) when I’m standing in the line at the supermarket?” and, to round out the three, “If I’m a Member of the Herd, (a roger) how do I feel about my job, my boss, my place in the world?”

How we relate ourselfs to the world around us determines the nature and quality of our personal reality (aka ‘the world’)

And….and!! Don’t forget about the Everything Rule (‘Everyone does everything at one time or another’).

So to the observation that started us off today,  let us break it down:

  • are clarks too orderly?
  • if a clark were to think to paint an abstract painting (Everything Rule says that all three might take to mind to be a painter of abstract painting) how would it be received?
  • would, all things being equal, clarks be ‘good’ wall painters

wellll….

no/the Art World would hate it (at first, until the clark died or something and left room for a roger to try)/absolutely….not! (lol) sure, they could be ok. but in the relationship that puts acquirng unique insights into the world, perforce mandating as great a variety of input as possible… errr not so much.

Hope this helps!

(Yes. The Scarecrow is a clark. The Tin Man a roger, Which leaves the Cowardly Lion… you guessed it! a scott.)

ProTip: the primary characteristic of a scott is not actually bravery or courage. The primary characteristic is agresiveness. Act first, ask questions later.

 

* no, we have no idea what that’s supposed to mean lol

1) as Curator of the Wakefield Doctrine, our primary function (as we imagine the role is played in the ‘real’ world) is to suggest certain exhibits, perhaps provide some supporting background information, i.e. “Why yes, the wooly mammoths were indeed quite… Take a guess why?” and “Absolutely! That is what makes the Hottentots so hot!”

 

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Tuesday -the Wakefield Doctrine- ‘…the mildest, most (potentially) clarklike day of the week.’

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

And no, that is not a bad thing, sad thing, better try harder, take it as a warning thing.

You want wandering tribes, you want -give up now while you a chance Thermopylians, you say you just want to be left along?

Tricks and traps and self-sabotage of the Outsider people since the day they heard the whisper, “What did you do to deserve being so regarded?”

New Readers: AP Doctrine today. You may indulge in free-study for the remainder of this post. It’s about to get…. wtf confusing. Or follow along in your work books. Please note, the sharp, pointed Number 2 pencils and yellow-lined note pads have been replaced by little screw-on top glass jars of primary color paints on top of broad sheets of construction paper… you, the certain percentage in any group, will be auto-dispensated for breaking silence with a laugh of ‘Really? You think you can draw me out with this …obvious entrapment?” Eyeing that most clarklike of color, blue. Go ahead. Label-less day today.

Thanks to the regular Readers for not spoiling the momentary respite for the clarks. Even as they smear paints with abandon, they are wondering if they missed something. Everyone knows that blue is the rarest of colors.

But, for today, we all are permitted to state is that of all three of the predominant worldviews the benefits for one are standout, if-you-have-to-ask, take this and use it today.

Hey! Maybe a bumper sticker!

 

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