Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
lets set aside the lesson plan for today and consider: random truth and spurious insights
Hey, so clarks, they’re like introverts, right?
How come we can’t be sometimes a scott and then, maybe certain things change and we’re like really pissed off but do the opposite, we’re being a clark?
wth! everything around here seems to come back to clarks… that’s not fair
no, really
if the three predominant worldviews got into a fight… which one would win?
how come you people don’t like rogers?
a girl walks into bar and there are three people sitting there: one at the far end, one at the near end and the third in the middle, which should she talk to first?
no way! you’re not gonna leave these open-ended!!?
right? right?!?!
oh. that fishbowl
full of little strip of like fortune cookie…fortunes
real clever
*the clark*you remember round fishbowls in Saturday Morning cartoons*because clarks are the ones who actually need it*we don’t dislike them, they’re just very…triggering*sure we are*the clark again*thats not the way this works*no. no they are not*thank you*sure we are*correctomundo*exactly!
Don’t forget! Doors open at Denise’s Six Sentence Story bloghop promptly at 6:00 pm EDST (here in Oceania) Word on the street we can expect an appearance by Chris, Misky, Reelika, Frank and, of course, Mimi
Be there or acquire the characteristics of a four-sided figure created exclusively with ninety-degree angles yo
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About clarkscottroger
I’ll be there at SSC&B with a second story for the week.
Excellent Six!!*
*Full Disclosure: We did not get to reading comments until the end of the day Thursday. The effect of my laggardly correspondence is I am Reply from the future. I read and enjoyed Franks Café Six. If you haven’t, here it is.
I certainly become an introvert when the rogers won’t quit talking!
yeah doesn’t stop them, but if you’re lucky they’ll find someone else to aim at*
*though the trouble with clarks, we’re such good listeners (and patient too)
lol