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Photo-prompt Phriday -the Wakefield Doctrine-

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So, we got an email yesterday (or, maybe it was today) from Jenne and C.E. inviting us to join them (and others) in their sophomore edition of their new bloghop! Guess they have’t quite had enough of the Doctrine’s brand of wtf!?! writing.

We admit to be honored and confused as one of our hosts pens the most insightful of stories and the other, well there’s no accounting for a skilled writer’s capacity to engage with the ‘Lines?!! What lines… the colors go wherever my crayon touches down… you got a problem with that?!!‘  variety of fictioneer. (lol)

The rules? A photo and a 250 word limit.

It’s fun and you couldn’t ask for better company. Please do not allow our being invited to affect your decision to join in.

 

Photo prompt:

 

“No way!”

Moving quickly to either side, careful not to scuff the suitcase, my initial assessment remains the same: Zero-sum game. Over. None of this is making sense and, had I a thicker skin, I’d remove all traces of being here and find my way back.

“Shit!”

Action not only speaks louder than words, it sharpens our eyesight the better to detect novel options almost always hidden in the future. My downfall is far less dynamic, except in its insidious power to push the world to arm’s length; to insist on the distorted information inherent in all memory, distant and ‘what-the-hell’ immediate.

“Goddamnit!”

Ok, ok better. Stay with the ‘un-civilized’ response. That way, like it or not, is the way of free will. Well, not stuck in the same rut of self-destruction, at any rate. The ladder, now moving, appears to be elongating, like one of those trompe l’oeil things drawn by someone with both talent and the Will to try and chart their own course in life.

“Screw this…”

The amount of concrete and masonry did wonders for amplifying the metallic clatter as I walk away. Free Will it is. Even with the distance growing, the aggressively sad part of my mind would not be silent,

Did you hear that? It sounded like a voice.’

 

 

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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine- [an Ian Devereaux Six]

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop.

Hosted by Denise, ruled by a single… rule? To use the prompt word and keep it to six sentences in length.

This week’s prompt word:

SCREEN

“Ya got the instinct, I’ll give you that.”

Lou Ceasare spoke quietly, which is to say the regulars presently in attendance at the Bottom of the Sea Strip Club and Lounge, in a demonstration of the social phenomenon 0f  Interpersonal Entrainment, simultaneously increased the volume of their voices, effectively drowning the conversation going on in the last booth on the Lounge side where he and I sat.

Staree Nyte, currently playing tag with a multi-colored baby-spot light around the stage in the Strip Club, with the seamless transition exhibited by the patrons of the Lounge side, switched her musical accompaniment from ‘California Girls’ by the Beach Boys, it’s laid-back rhythm eminently danceable, to the more ‘Hey, the show’s over here’ of Bob Seger’s ‘Her Strut’; what two men in a booth?

Lou and I could’ve been at a corner table in the Tavern on the Green for the sense of having a relaxed, private conversation over lunch, except for the part about being in Providence, sitting in a red-leather booth opposite one of the most respected (and feared) men in the New England underworld; oh yeah, the topic was how I might be helpful.

“You wouldn’t know it look at me now, Devereaux, but there was a time back when I got into the life that all I had were my instincts and, what do they call it now, a knack for psycho-social evaluation and screening,” He laughed his alpha-wolf laugh resulting in a pause in the susurrus of conversations surrounding us, every bit the primordial freeze of creatures large and small whenever a top-tier predator reminds the surrounding jungle of their presence, “Well, back then Captain Kangaroo and Mister Rogers already carved out the kiddie TV territory, what’s a young Italian-American boy gonna do?”

The privacy-curtain provided by everyone in the place came back as Lou leaned over the table towards me, something like those slow-motion videos of pieces of the Antarctic the size of a state breaking off into the ocean, “I need you to look into the background of a potential… ‘business partner’ for me, all on the up and up, of course; ‘cept my name never gets more involved than whatever my latest escapades might be in the Providence Journal, capiche?”

 

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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine- [a Café Six]

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop.

Hosted by Denise, ruled by a single… rule? To use the prompt word and keep it to six sentences in length.

This week’s prompt word:

SCREEN

“Plato was almost right.”

The tall, thin man sat alone at a table in the middle of the Café ,looking like the archetypical shipwreck survivor in a single-panel cartoon in the New Yorker or the Saturday Evening Post; the difference between the two and the man was the exertion of Free Will and illusion of socio-economic sophistication. The time was afternoon, lighting was sufficient and nearly all the Proprietors (and Tom) were present.

“It wasn’t simply a matter of shadows thrown on a wall by an unseen fire, as that would account merely for the common world we,” Locking eyes with Tom, who was leaning over his elbows on the working side of the bar that ran along the far end of the open room, continued, “Well, most of the human race experience on a day-to-day basis; the better construct would be a screen, one that allows to be seen what the individual, by inclination or upbringing, wants to see.”

Tom laughed and threw a bar towel in a hopeless trajectory towards the Manager, while Nick, sitting on the bandstand halfway down the old brick interior wall, in a sotto voce that more forte than sotto, laughed, “He was talking to the dog,” which Ford, naturally, punctuated with a rimshot on his drum kit. Mimi, on the Café side of the bar talking to Chris on her laptop, looked down to her right, “Tut tut, Hunga, your people have been aware of the true character of reality since, well, forever.”

“Hear, Hear” Denise emerging from the dark hallway at the end of the bar, “You been told!”

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RePrint Monday -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Damn! Scant scraps for the dog-bowl-of-Content-that-is-a-Monday-morning-RePrint-post!

What’re we saying? lol

The reason there are so many Wakefield Doctrine posts is quite simple: The Wakefield Doctrine is, (an additional), perspective on the world around us, (you the Reader, we the (editorial) voice) and the people who make it up.

Hey! New Readers! Are you finding a couple of the choices of words a little… odd? (barump bump! Extra points to the new clarklike Reader). Take the line above. (What, no Henny? Finally a few less-than-pre-digital New Readers!)

ok, running out of time, as par for the course.

The standout-odd phrasing we’re referring to, (this morning), is the end of our fundamental assertion of the Doctrine being a perspective, (as opposed to: The Answer/The Truth/The Solution): “… world around us and the people who make it up“.

Thing of it is, if you’re inclined to come back here more than once, it’s more than likely, if you’re not a clark, you have a significant secondary clarklike aspect. And, if you have that, then you won’t react to the notion that reality is, to a small but significant degree, personal. And, if that’s true, then we’re all, kinda making it up as we go along. And…and! if that is also true, we can change what the world is, (the personal part we’re talking about, sorry no magic-flying-toasters or other crazy shit). Just the fact that we all tell everyone around us who and what (we believe) we are and, more critically, how we expect to be treated.* So, for you guys out there? Thanks for contributing to the existance of this here personality theory here. Let’s keep it up.

damn!1 We really are out of time.

(From the Year of Our Lord MMXII, the month of Octopi):

So a quick review of primary characteristics of clarks and scotts and rogers.

clarks: quiet, tend to mumble and are on the “brainy” side (not geeks who tend to be rogers) but clarks are the ones who are living in their own heads.  If you want to know about anything that normal people don’t have the time to learn about, clarks are the people you will go to… there is one in your life, close but you just haven’t noticed them.  clarklike females will dress from the “androgyny fashion collection” mix and mix, especially shoes… the clarklike males will be grey(with a splash of beige)  and have virtually no eye contact when speaking to you, which if they do, will consist of strings of incomplete sentences.

scotts: never stop moving, never stop talking, never fuckin stop…sports fans to a person…your scott is the one who introduces themselves whether they are entering a situation where they are the stranger or there is a stranger entering the setting where the scott  already is…when you move to a new place, the neighbor who comes to “welcome you to the neighborhood” that’s your scott…always helpful as long as “completing the task” is not the priority…scottian females…always attractive/seductive/commanding/demanding depending on the context, scottian males…always in charge…the person best described as “not always right but never uncertain…”

rogers: the most social and accommodating person you know, the roger is, in fact, most likely your family doctor, your family lawyer, your family accountant, emphasis on family…the person who knows the family history and insists that you come to the family reunion that’s your roger, the one who knows how many forks should be on which side of the plate…there’s your rogerian female…want to have a long conversation?…talk to a roger, they make it so easy to talk about yourself…the rogerian male will be well dressed and if you want to know if ascots and large briarwood pipes are still worn and/or smoked you will find the roger when you see either of them and if you want to imagine settling down and raising a family with a beautifully decorated home and be a member in all the right clubs and organisations…then a rogerian female will be near by.

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* yeah, a little borrowed TA theory… congratulations, by the way, for being so old, but still remembering some of what you forgot you knew

  1. We really mean it this time.

 

 

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TToT -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is this week’s Doctrine contribution to the Ten Things of Thankful bloghop.

Founded by Lizzi R on Christmas Day, 1991, it, (the TToT, not Christmas), is the longest running bloghop with gratitude as a theme, and the Wakefield Doctrine as an original host. (I think Dyanne is the only other original hostinae still active. She types good for her age, don’cha think?)

We, on the other hand, have weathered the years like a good quality, cast iron skillet. As the years take their toll, an SOS pad and a good-quality cooking oil makes a world of difference.

In any event, below is our list of ten people, places and things that have engendered the state, experience and feeling of gratitude.

1) Una

2) Phyllis

3) the Wakefield Doctrine

4) the Six Sentence Story bloghop

5) Week One  Zombie Christmas Tree

A ‘tree’, a dog. …The Vigil begins

6) stuff

7) New ‘real’ world projects. The patio and walkway for the cottage (stay tuned! still trying to find the correct brick pavers*)

8) something, something

9) * you wanna know how much Life imitates Art that prevails ’round these parts? Most improvements such as a walkway and patio start with an idea, sometimes even a sense of the ‘look’ to be produced. The image Phyllis and I have in mind? The patio of the house on the East Side of Providence RI that Almira Ristani-Gulch lived in while her husband Sterling was in Europe at the end of World War I. …talk about walkin’ the walk!

10) Secret Rule 1.3 From the Book of Secret Rules (aka the Secret Book of Rules) basically? “Put the grat for getting through to Number Ten at …Number 10!” ) …well, duh

music vids

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