Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Surely there is a post, (in the metaphorical cardboard boxes and among the string-tied stacks of old issues of National Geographic, orphaned computer keyboards and abandoned high school year books), that’s standalone-readable as to not requiring a wordy intro…

too late!

(from 11/10/2011)

scotts, prey drive and the Wakefield Doctrine (‘Mr. Gorbachav, feed that dog!’)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine. If you are looking for a self-improvement tool, or a easy-to-use system for self-development, then you have totally stumbled on to the right ‘place’!
The Wakefield Doctrine  has a thing about looking at people, you know, how they act and stuff?  …we guarantee that if you got the smarts to understand this, (and not everyone does),  then you will know more about that other person than they know about themselves.  Pretty frickin cool, no?  But if you’re looking for one of those,  “Six Ways to get any Boy to Like you” or  “Satisfy the Woman in your dreams!! ”  or ” How to get your Boss off your back!”  self-improvement things  then stop reading. Right now.
This Wakefield Doctrine thing is so not that kind of personality theory.  (Not saying that you won’t be able to ‘satisfy the Woman in your Dreams’ or ‘get your Boyfriend a Job’), just that what we have here takes a little more….  flexible intelligence. So.  Read already!

No, the Wakefield Doctrine is not like those other self-development books….the Wakefield Doctrine is fun and it is useful and it is fun…

Today we are going to talk about scotts!  (Want to get a quick overview of the Doctrine?  go here and read….be sure to come back!)

scotts, scotts scotts!  where to start?   … hell, it’s Thursday, lets take the easy way out just to get the ball rolling, so to speak.¹

Some bullets points relating to the nature and character of the scottian personality type:

• scotts are totally emotional but in a way so very different from rogers,  mercurial is the right word for the emotional characteristic of scotts
• scott   in a band?  the ‘front man’ every time  (don’t believe me? go look at the photo of the progenitors, click here  those three mugs were in a band together (yeah, I know!) and can you tell me who the front man was?…hell  you know which one is the Progenitor scott without anyone telling you, don’t you?)
• at a party scotts will  introduce themselves (…..to everyone)
• when confronted with a threat or other fear-generating situation, a scott will choose to attack rather than flee
• scottian females can be ridiculously sexy or quick witted, …hardly ever both.
• (female) scotts can be spotted because they have prominent throat tendons (go ahead….ask us why)

Seeing how the scottian population is of late growing here at the Doctrine, lets cater to the their totally famous short attention-spans  and use a video that shows us a scott doing what they do best!  Watch and learn, binyons!

How scottian was David Caruso’s character? how clarklike was DeNiro’s character?  and the cop that backed down to the scott?, not too rogerian !  Hell! he was the only one in the scene to have a hat on his damn head!
So lets review:

clarks think, scotts act and rogers feel.    scotts are often wrong, but never uncertain.  scotts make good leaders, (at least when decisive action is required…when long-term objectives take precedence over short-term victory…not so much).     scotts are ‘the life of the party’… scotts are the best of joke tellers and are natural mimics.  scotts will feed on rogers and enjoy the challenge of clarks… scotts will give you the shirt off his back/ the use of her boyfriend but will not tolerate being ignored… they are un-selfish and short-sighted… ingenious and stupid…  emotional and shallow… sexy and predatory… endearing and dangerous…  get the picture?

1) that’s a joke for the scotts reading this

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Quick note on the vid: What an exciting time (the early years) for this blog. I stumbled across video clips that perfectly illustrated the Wakefield Doctrine, seemingly all at ‘the same time’. The first was from the movie ‘Casino’, then the one above and a third from, ‘Wolf’ (a scott and a roger).

What is it about the world? This example, (of finding video clips for Doctrine posts), seems very much a manifestation on the old saying, ‘When the student is ready, the master will appear’. Our energies, (focused on explaining the Doctrine), must have been at such a pitch, the universe couldn’t help but throw some help our way, if only to get us to quiet down. lol

ayiiee! What does time do with all the excess energy we have?