Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Ask anyone. The fun of knowing about the Wakefield Doctrine is how much it enhances people-watching.

(Why, yes. That statement does give a clue to knowing the primary constituency of this here blog here. Good observation.)

Watcher Guide:

1. clarks(Outsiders) they’re there… trust us. well, you’re not supposed to see them right away (or easily) (or unavoidably)
2. scotts(Predators) lol… relax, if you make no sudden moves…or try to run away, you’ll be fine… eye contact? glad you asked… no, not ‘Avoid all eye contact’ and, not ‘Lock eyes’… somewhere in between… in the ‘boring zone’. ya know?
3. rogers(Herd Members)… yeah, pretty much everyone you see. no it doesn’t mean they’re harmless… even though it’s made up of soft, fluffy snow, is an Alpine mountainside avalanche harmless? water is as easy to ignore as…well, water …until it’s a wall of saltwater thirty feet tall, moving towards you at sixty miles-per-hour and is studded with cement trucks and two-car detached garages… now would be a good time to blend in

Ok that should get you started…good luck and let us know how you made out

Report One: televisions on walls…out of reach…with a hand-written sign stating: Do not turn TV off.

Clearly aimed at the clarks sitting in whatever furniture provided