Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

NEW YORK, NY – MAY 08: Alton Brown, Giada De Laurentiis and Bobby Flay attend A Night With The Stars of Food Network at 79 Crosby Street on May 8, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Jude Domski/WireImage)

Let me begin with apologies to all (of us) who are exceptionally audio-repetitive sensitive (aka earworm) for the music vid below. I will assign credit/blame to Friend of the Doctrine Kristi Campbell.

She went and added a horse to her family unit. Don’t believe me? Well, that just a) proves you don’t know Kristi and 2) you’re a Roger. But thats not important now.*

…what is important, or what’s stuck in my mind since yesterday, is the topic of the Wakefield Doctrine and gender.

Whoa! Seeing that it is currently 9:29 am EST and …and! given that the music vid I posted has done to my edge what putting a Fabergé egg in a commercial clothes dryer with a bowling ball and twenty dollars of dimes will do, I’ll end it with this:

the Wakefield Doctrine is gender-neutral.

(it is also: age-neutral and culture neutral)

(When we have time, (and extra parentheseses**), we’ll discuss the topic in proper detail. Suffice for now, the Wakefield Doctrine is all about how the person, (lifeforms/being), relates themselves to the world around them. Gender, (and age and culture), surely influence how this relationship manifests/expresses. That said, it’s all in the relationship.)

* borrowed from one of the all-time (or is it, alltime) funniest movie, Airplane!

** not to mention a bag of grammatical stickons