Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

At some point in your day today, you will be with other people. It might be at school, it could be at work, it’ll possibly even be when you are at the gym or out to do the shopping for the week’s groceries. And in the middle of whatever it is you are doing, eating lunch with your friends in the cafeteria or sitting in the break room for morning coffee or perhaps you take a minute while standing in line at the supermarket, the thought will occur to you, “those Wakefield Doctrine people said this might happen, that I would think about them… why oh why? didn’t I finish that damn Post?!”

Well, today being Valentine’s Day, here is our gift to you. Just one catch! no, it does not involve closing your eyes, nor does it require faking an enthusiastic response…just this:  you need to know which of the three personality types is your predominant worldview, clark or scott or roger* Follow along below in the block quote and you will totally have a different day.

clarks: we have probably caught you at school or work. No! don’t laugh, you are alone at your computer and real people do not, I repeat, do not laugh delightedly to themselves, trust me on this one. Anyway, since you are in a fairly restrictive environment, we will keep this exercise fairly simple. Find the nearest scott and tell them that you have this new, really cool thing about personality types, but it will have to wait until after work. Then stop talking! (This is the tricky part for you), do not elaborate and totally resist the urge to play it coy, hinting and such. Just stop and ignore the scott. And watch them, because after the scott you selected accepts the fact that you will not be telling them anymore, no matter how much they cajole or threaten or pretend to not care, the next person they talk to will be a roger! (Guaranteed)

scotts: go to your clarklike friend (you know who that is, the one that always has the great ideas but can’t get up the nerve to do it themselves and they’re really funny, but no one knows it but you) and tell them you have come across something really interesting (you can tell them it’s about personality theories, but trust us, it doesn’t matter, they will get all excited). Tell them that it is funny and you will tell the name of it or the website (your choice, you people are not big on the tech stuff, we understand) after work. Then watch them. The next person they talk to will be a roger.

rogers: you know what a pain in the ass you people can be? How it’s all, ‘well, isn’t that interesting?’ Well we know that you are very good at puzzle-solving, so here you go: you see the pattern in the previous two entries, right? Fill in the blanks for yourself and your situation, we know you can do it! (Well, all right. Seeing how you are not like the other rogers, we’ll give you this: write a Comment and we’ll answer one direct question to help you know who you should tell and who they will talk to first.)

Happy Executed-by-Archers-that-makes-him-a-Saint?!! Day

This video?  jeez louise  this is what is so great about ‘the youtube’…never heard of Tommy Emanuel  but, damn!

*don’t worry! (clarks) it’s ok to guess!  you know you’re good at guessing!  (scott?) you’re a scott and you know it!  (roger?) sorry, you’re not a scott, and we know it!