Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Like Archimedes said, “Give us Wakefield Doctrine ‘DocTees’ and enough airfare,  we will totally move the world” (or words to that effect).

Newest Friend of the Doctrine (FOTD) Karen (‘a true scott’) appears to be embracing alternate energy and a good portion of coastal Sweden, by Right of DocTee¹!

We are receiving photos at a rate that should have ‘the Facebook’ joining Godaddy in bandwidth hell, as our very own Karen (“a true scott”) roams the  Swedish countryside in search of objects to photograph and/or dress up in the current height of Wakefield Doctrine fashion.
The photo on ‘the cover’ of this Post is the first Karen sent us.  There is a sculpture of a famous local artist (Gustaf Rydberg) in a Park in Malmo, Sweden.  Long sought as a quiet place for artists to come to seek inspiration, a place to bring the children to inspire them to find their own Muse… a grotto amidst the stress of daily life…  Well, his bust belongs to the Doctrine now! lol   Hey, we all know that it is only a matter of time before the ‘international scandals’ start.

Sydsvenska Dagbladet Snällposten:

Lokala invånare uttryckt chock och upprördhet över händelserna kring voguing skulptur av högt lokal konstnär Gustaf Rydberg. Rapporter att det fanns “DocTees” visar i hela Malmö har varit de-bunked, men enligt en lokal bosatta,

“Det fanns denna kvinna, klädd i en svart Tee-tröja med konstiga ord (på engelska) på baksidan och regionen”framsidan”. Och hon hålls försöker sätta skjortan på bilar och tecken och väderkvarnar”

Polisen är förbryllad och frågar om någon har information kontakta dem omedelbart, men det är ingen anledning till oro.²

Well, we all want to say, “Good Work and GodSpeed Karen(‘a true Scott’), Godspeed!”

If anyone gets nervous about the accelerating rate of the fame of our little Doctrine, keep in mind that the very Rev. Sung Yung Moon passed away recently… so there has to be at least 99 million depressed and despondent rogers out there looking for something to keep the herd happy! As our ‘KH says, “Just sayin”

Another photo and we’re out.

1) an Extension of the Right-of-Hat, the Right-of-DocTee allows the wearer to claim use of whatever or wherever they happen to be! For example, several Posts ago we had a photo sent in by FOTD Jenny, standing in front of the very famous Cavern club in Liverpool. Had it been the right time of day (or night), our Ms J could have breezed right in, past the doorman and had the best seat in the house! Equally, Karen (“a true Scott”) could have halted the proceedings in the Swedish Parliament and demand that meatballs be made a part of the Official Parliament Cafeteria Menu!  How cool is this Wakefield Doctrine?!

2)  Local residents expressed shock and outrage at the events surrounding the ‘voguing’ of the sculpture of revered local artist Gustaf Rydberg. Reports that there were ‘DocTees’ showing up throughout Malmo have been de-bunked, however, according to one local resident,

” There was this woman, wearing a black Tee Shirt with strange words (in English) on both the back and the ‘frontal’ region. And she kept trying to put the shirt on cars and signs and windmills”

Police are baffled and ask if anyone has any information to contact them immediately, however there is no cause for alarm.