Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

The Wakefield Doctrine is an unquiet, persistent and fearsome tool, used properly it will change how you see the world and the people in it, on a fundamental and essential level.

If you want me to say this in a more traditional and comfortable way, I will, but you must do something first, my babies. I will stop being weird (er) provided you Readers collectively, individually, working as small cadres that are loosely bound by a desire to learn this Wakefield Doctrine, whatever… do the following:

• pick one or two people who are active¹ in your day and decide for yourself if they are a clark or a scott or a roger
• at some point in your day, while in the company of others, make the following statement; ” Well, (so-and-so) was being especially clarklike today” or “(Mr. or Ms.) was really showing his/her scottian nature today” or “I can’t believe how rogerian (this person) was acting today, going so far as to (give an example)”.
• the statement must be made at normal conversational levels, not overly loud (scotts) nor mumbled incoherently (clarks), simply a statement.
• you must use the correct pronunciation:  clarklike (clark ‘like) scottian (scoe ‘shun) and rogerian (row jeer ‘ian)
• finally, you may respond to the questions of others (after having made this statement, in any manner except “oh, nothing  I didn’t say anything!”

If anyone of you who is not DS#1 or Ms. AKH does this thing and writes a Comment telling us about their experience, I will try to return to a more normal and enjoyable writing style.

…questions?  Then why are you still staring at this screen?? Go on!  Get out there and do this thing!

Hey clarks!! The scottian and rogerian Readers think that they know the benefit of actually going along with the Request in this Post. And, in a sense, they are correct…from a traditional, mainstream perspective. And you, as clarks, sorry to say it, would normally not get the understanding of the benefit… except this is the Wakefield Doctrine and here things are different. I will go so far as to say, that here at the Wakefield Doctrine, things are very more different for clarks than for scotts and rogers  and all in a totally positive sense.   Not that it makes your job easier! But you have so much more advantage than the other two and so much more to gain… how sad for us that we will read this statement and feel worse!  Too bad! too sad!  Go on, get out there! Do this one simple thing today and come back and tell us all about it. I guarantee that you will be glad that you did.

1)  meaning co-worker, classmate, spouse, friend, girlfriend/boyfriend² or your boss³

2)  might want to hold off on these, for conjugal reasons if nothing else

3)  same here, ‘cept maybe not as conjugal