Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine, Special How-to-Use-the-Doctrine-to-Get-that-Job Post

The thing of it is, (and often, understated): If you’ve made it through the submit the application and/or resume and have an Interview, then you know that:  i)they see you as being qualified to do the job, ii) no one else has been given the job and iii) get the Interviewer to agree that you are the best person for the job and you are in. What does the Wakefield Doctrine have to offer (that no one else has)? An alternate to the mainstream approach to succeeding in the Interview, and that will be found in the premise of 

The approach the Doctrine takes is that the job interview is a ‘one call close’, one meeting, interview, whatever you call it to get the job…to close the Interviewer. And that is where the Wakefield Doctrine comes in.

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… the morning is really rainy, there is nothing on ‘the FaceBook’, Mel has changed his format and is leaping ahead* and I am unable to remember where we left our three pretend Job Applicants ( ‘the roger’ calls them ‘ees). Very clever, roger. In any event, today is going to be a short, recreational Post.

“…yipeee!   yahoo!! oh baby!!! &*??#@!! hey, look the hell out where you going…yeah? you and what fuckin army?!?  Listen, we don’t have to do anything, lets just be here…. Fuck you and the equus ferus callabus you rode in on!  Why the hell can’t I remember not to be such a clark, all the time!! godamn this really gets old! If I have to listen to that rogerian, self-promoting, ego granulizing idiot for one more second,…. who the fuck said that we needed to have something that spells the word that the damn computer thinks I meant to type, instead of what I know I meant….I hope that Jobs is burning in whatever passes for hell for bad rogers!! hah, as if there are any other kind…if it weren’t for clarks  and the occasional scott, I would have to re-write the whole damn Doctrine and do something about that ego of theirs ( or the lack of same in clarks)…yeah, like there is a lack of ego in clarks…thats the biggest scam going…. “oh! I am soo un-confident and in awe of other people”  sure thing….be all over that   better stop this rant now…Reader is starting to think that it might be time to go back to ‘the FaceBook’ and see if those creative bastards have managed to find some more original content to copy and re-post as if recognizing ‘clever’ is the same thing as being clever…

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)!  Experienced Readers know that when Posts like this one today appear, the next Post won’t be far behind, the better to bury oddities like this Post. Even clarks recognize the need to kick back, if only for a second. So bear with us… just need to find some photos to cleverly juxtapose and maybe a song/vid that doesn’t instantly scream, ‘old person!’ and I can get back to the work at hand.

Coming next Post!  We will try to show how to use the Wakefield Doctrine in a job interview… we still have to catch up with the clark and the roger and the scott in their “imaginary” job interviews. Should be fun!

*(the secret competition that always exists between blogs written by clarks and blogs written by rogers)**

** scotts don’t write blogs***

*** ‘cept for AKH, and she is so far advanced over her contemporary scotts that every time I see/read her, I can’t help but think, ‘so that’s how Jane Goodall did it!’