Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )
Hey there. There are some people I want you to meet. These are the real people behind/around/with and involved in this here blogsite here. The one you are reading right this moment, the Wakefield Doctrine.
These people are not writers, (well not all of them)…they are not mental health professionals (well, maybe one of them); they are people you might describe as ‘run of the mill’/average people (nah, not any of them) but …these people are people who, if you happened to meet them at a party or social function, business affair/professional conference, Church Social/blind date…well let me say that after meeting (any of these people) a week later you would say to your friend , “Remember that night…who was that girl/man/woman/boy? They were really something!”
That is what would happen… if you met any of the ‘DownSprings’ or ‘Friends of the Doctrine’ in person…as opposed to the voices in the video…and even that… allow me to attribute some words to them folks:
Interesting! Fun!! Clever! (a little) Naughty!! the Wakefield Doctrine has to have it all for you (the) Readers to stop your damned surfing and read…learn…enjoy and ask for a (nearly free) Wakefield Doctrine hat (for your damn head).
You know if we write like we talk between ourselves then almost everyone should find something interesting.
You need to not try so hard and let the Readers be comfortable with what you are offering them.
We will keep putting these Posts up and adding to the body of knowledge.
…traditional web page look, with the blog secondary might make it more attractive. Blogs have a tendency to feel personal, so leaving comments kinda feels like calling a stranger and leaving a message on their answering machine about how their yard looks.
… Is there anything you would like to do that you have not yet done with The Wakefield Doctrine Blog? You know, cable TV show…that sort of thing. Rumor has it you’ve been writing a screenplay?
Ya gotta grab ’em make ’em watch
Here or at the Wakefield Doctrine Blog over there….this shit is real, it is usable and yeah, it can be fun. It’s not all parlor games I can tell you that. It requires an ability to look at one’s own self rather closely and not just the good stuff. In the end though, if you look, it’s here to find
You know they really like you, you just have to relax and let it happen
Give what they want! maybe even naked pictures then after they are paying attention you can tell them about the three personality types!!
I expect your admiration, and I accept it. Humbly
Without the implications of the ramifications of the various variables, how can we get this thing across?
( MS. AKH / DownSpring glenn / Molly / DS#1 / )
They will support and deny the sentiments expressed above. In fact, last night’s Saturday Night Drive resulted in a (near) consensus of the highest order:
- Keep showing examples of the three personality types
- Be funny (ier)
- Be outraageous!!
- Be sexy
- Be intimate
- Be personable
- Be interesting and clearly without extraneous agenda. Be sexy.
- Be cool and above all,
- …to thine own self be true.
Tall order, no? No! It is not (…a tall order). The above characterisations and descriptions may have issued from 5 or 6 people (depends on your counting method) but these qualities are inherent in everyone/me/them/you. Do not forget, damn it, the Wakefield Doctrine says that we all have the capacity to experience the world as a clark or as a scott or as a roger three different ‘realities’, and (the Doctrine says) that we become predominately one of these three but never, ever… ever lose the ability to see the world as the other two see it. That is why you/me/them can claim the above “blockquote” as your own.
(…think we covered last night well enough?) (yeah…you’re right, I better…) Hey Readers!! you want to get one step closer to knowing these here people here?
Look at this! (well, it’s really more ‘Listen to this’) This is the fun we have with the Wakefield Doctrine.
About clarkscottroger
Sorry about missing the Sat call-ins. Have been driving Miss Daisy of late.
You know what, though? There’s a real shortage of rogers in these woods. Come on, buck up, you rogers.You can always pull the wagons into a circle and wait for the cavalry to show up. They’re not as bad as you hear tell about. You guys spend more time hiding in the woods than the clarks ever did, and that’s their MO, for God’s sake. Now take that camouflage off and come out in the open.
And speaking of God’s sake, will you people please watch ” Wilfred” somehow? A tv show that practically has the WD in the closing credits, you think you’d want to know about it…it’s very funny but extremely dark. Not suitable for children.
Over and out, Wilco.
ok, understood…but….when a certain (yellowish) feline shows up and starts asking questions about whereabouts of Progenitors and such…I’ll cover as best I can, but….you don’t want to get him/let him get/encourage any heightened instinctual prey response to get started…that happens, I’ll be all “Hey I saw him that way, here is his SS#, personal email and work schedule.
* (I know I did not use an astrix in the Comment**)
** Yes, everyone knows I invented the comedic use of footnotes…afterall I did go to college***
*** This should be enough of a distraction to blunt the…slightly psychotic-but-harmless rant above
I can tell you why we scotts (well I suppose that I should speak for myself) “freeze up.” Anyone care to answer?
hint – it’s not freezing up or being self-conscious.
I know!!! I know!!!
fuckin’ hilarious!!!!!
ok another hint: clarks
now you’ve managed to lose me…what is the freeze up if it is not the predatory manuveurs of a scott?
one clark is ok. you should do the vid before anyone calls. that’s fun. one clark, two scotts.
add more clarks and my brain starts to bleed. sucks the energy out of me.
I’m trying to recall times when I have seen scotts freeze up… and the only thing that comes to mind are times when they realized I wouldn’t be bullied into agreeing with them, or whatever else they had in mind.
I think Ms. AKH might be referring to a mildly catatonic state of boredom. Blah, blah, blah. But they somehow keep just awake enough to take off after a rabbit if one goes by.
….that’s why they made cell phones! You can call from anywhere. Surely you can put the glass up and steal a few moments for your own self? Alright, give us a clip of “Wilfred”. Some don’t have the cable. Dark can be good. Do we not “protect” the “children” a little too much?
You know rogers – they need a leader. Who better than you, the Progenitor. Throw out your excuses and get over here like you’re supposed to!
Fuck the hints AKH! Tell us why you and your fellow scotts freeze up! Now g-dammit!
lol
(er…clark? be very quiet, step backwards very, very slowly…the dimensional portal that you had to check out should be right behind you…not a sound, not the hint of an effort to engage these (quote) people (unquote)………. if you value your existance…)
L…O…L….Nice to know ya got my back, bro…..thought I had put the suit on right this morning but damn if the shirt wasn’t tucked in…..
HEY! New post up at Girlie’s house. GO READ IT!
What?!!!! Now you gonna tell me my tie is crooked?!
and the winner is…. roger!!!! one clark is fun. two or more clarks suck the energy out of me.