(welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine) ( (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) )
(the sound lack of sound?) (Don’t let that distress you, this is still Video Friday) (just with audio)…..(and, I guess with the video) (too)
(if you just keep looking at the screen, make like this is a normal Friday Post) …(we should be able to pull this off)
(….(what?) (yes, we suppose you could play an old Video Friday while you read this) …(that would decrease the risk that someone will notice something odd)……(roger)
(for the clarks (and the exceptionally bored scotts) out there, here’s the deal) (:) (no new Video for today’s Video Friday) ) (hey, wanna keep it down?) (for the benefit of the clarklike readers, we will try to explain) (what? yeah the poor rogers are starting to develop stomach cramps and considering the monastery as a career choice…hold on).
“AND THEREFORE, IN THE RICH TRADITION OF THE FAMILY HISTORY OF THE WOODCARVERS OF THE WOODED VALLEYS OF THE MIDDLE OF THE REGION…WE CAN FOLLOW THE SPUD CLAN THROUGH A DAY OF ROUTINE, BICKERING, MILD CONFLICT AND JEALOUSLY-GUARDED PETTINESS” !
(alright, that should hold the rogers) (this Post?) (2 reasons)(:)
- (major increase in ‘real life’ work demands)
- (interesting changes in the work required to produce theses Posts)
- (well, I suppose ‘no one to interview’ can be considered a reason)
(however it is reason (2) that is most interesting) (with addition of new clarks to the WD campus what used to be considered useable is no longer enough) (apparently) (what? yeah hold on…)
“….AND THROUGHOUT THE DAY, THE PATRIARCHAL FATHER FIGURE IMPOSES HIS WILL ON HIS NEEDLESSLY COMPLIANT WIVES AND MANY CHILDREN!”
(in any event, success alters the process which (at least temporarily) appears to alter the goal of an effort like the wakefield doctrine). (to put in simpler terms, with (‘)(only)(‘) akh and ds#1 to challenge the thinking and expressing of the wakefield doctrine, I managed to keep up with their output and still manage to produce Posts that had a certain….(look)…(feel)…sound. (all of which is/was/would not a bad (thing/state/quality)….however (lol hold on)
“HEY ROGER, DID YOU EVER HEAR THE EXPRESSION: THE ONLY CONSTANT IS CHANGE???”
(…no, that wasn’t kind) (in any event, with Nell and Molly and (especially) Claire…more energy is required to keep up (with them) and that has appeared to (cause me) to have to increase my own efforts/which accounts for me being (metaphorically) (‘) (out of) (fuckin) (breath)(‘) (lol)…and this applies not only to (‘)(keep up with them)(‘) but to look at/assess/evaluate what we are producing here and (god-I-hate-this-expression) ‘take the Wakefield Doctrine’ to the next level) ( )
(ok…this is long enough to account for a regular Video Friday) (lets bring the kids back).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qbeIwn5jR8So the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers ) is a tool for those people who have a genuine desire to understand the behavior of the people in their lives. Whether you have a spouse or a friend or a brother or a mother that has you asking yourself, “No, why on earth would they go and act like that’? The Wakefield Doctrine can help you. It is also a way to change the things about yourself that you have been un-sucessful at changing, the Doctrine has what no other form of self-help, self-improvement or any other system can offer. And if you simply want to have an edge, the Wakefield Doctrine can do that too!
- clarks: change the things that you really want to change
- scotts: get an edge on everyone and have more fun doing it!
- rogers: this will bring people to you, while you gain an understanding of how the rules apply to other people
About clarkscottroger
You used up all your parentheses for the rest of the summer.
Parentheses don’t grow onn trees
Try to be more spare with these.
You use them up and now you’re out.
I don’t know what this post’s about.
It’s got so many Parentheses
It knocked me clear down to my knees.
It’s a clarklike trait to bracket things,
But great confusion is all it brings.
So, stop that stuff, I beg you please.
Write without parentheses.
it is with no small amount of trepidation that I will attempt to respond with my own lil pome:
“Parentheses” A Haiku
parentheses gathering
my words and thoughts protected
…fuck you
If you want poetry from me, you will have to go over to GirlieOnTheEdge (for now. more poetry will appear there in the future).
As to the benefits of The Wakefield Doctrine let me just say that it is amazing that the most simple “concepts”:
■clarks: change the things that you really want to change
■scotts: get an edge on everyone and have more fun doing it!
■rogers: this will bring people to you, while you gain an understanding of how the rules apply to other people
are there/here for anyone and everyone and it’s free!
Like the billions of blogs on the net, this place is free. The information and tools being offered are free.
Unlike (most of) the billions of blogs on the net, the Wakefield Doctrine is useful, valuable and fun.
Most people are skeptical when it comes to “free” so here’s the catch. It will take a level of self awareness (that so many of us never had but it’s never too late!) and/or fortitude (as some of us may feel slightly trepidatious/fearful) to look into the “self” mirror full on. “Why?” Because what happens next requires work. And a strong stomach. (Yes, I know. That bit of info is for clarks)
For contemplative, open minded rogers and scotts of the amibitous sort, The Wakefield Doctrine is a most valuable tool too. But you know what? I have said this same thing so many times before. Goodness knows clarks are not the best salespeople so I guess this will be my last pitch.(nah, probably not)