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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

The votes have been tabulated, and the  Winner of the “what should Mel play as a theme song on his new podcast, whatever the heck a podcast is” Contest  is….

(with 42.86% of the Vote !!)  

The Police -‘ When the world is running down, you make the best of what’s still around’

 

*Democracy in action*The peoples have spoken* Set my People Free* I had a Dream.*A day like any other day*

 

The Wakefield Doctrine if:

  1. you have ever found yourself thinking, “now why on earth would they act like that?”
  2. you have ever said to yourself, “I know they are capable of being so much more, why would she sabotage her chances for a happy life?”
  3. you have ever found yourself reacting. “goddamit, if he can’t control his impulses, then why should anyone put up with that kind of behavior?”
  4. you have ever made a resolution, “that is the last time I let them walk all over me”
  5. you have ever decided, “enough of this wishy-washy thing, I am going to go in and tell that boss exactly what I think of him”
  6. you have ever felt, “I really enjoy his company, but it’s painful to see the others laughing when he leaves the room”
  7. you have ever confided in a friend, ” I know she likes to think of herself as a rebel, but she doesn’t know how much it costs her at her job”

The Wakefield Doctrine will:

  1. provide you with a tool
  2. provide you with an opportunity to see the world that the other person is seeing
  3. provide you with look into the brain of the person whose behavior is so puzzling
  4. provide you with a look at yourself, as others see you
  5. provide you with an understanding of the impression that you make on people
  6. provide you with the path towards a future that is different from the one you currently are on
  7. provide you with the choice to live as you want to

The Wakefield Doctrine is:

  1. a unique theory of personality
  2. a fun people-watching game for you and your friends
  3. a good way to replace your bad habits with good ones
  4. the best way to lose weight
  5. the best way to build your physique
  6. something to do when it looks like all your friends have left you
  7. the most effective way to understand the behavior of the people in your life, at home, at work, at school and at play. Family and friends alike, you will know more about them than they know about you

 

 

Speaking of  “..They don’t give a damn about any trumpet playing band”   Listen to this:

( .. this must  have so been the Baroque equivalent of ‘La Grange’ )

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clarkscottroger About clarkscottroger
Well, what exactly do you want to know? Whether I am a clark or a scott or roger? If you have to ask, then you need to keep reading the Posts for two reasons: a)to get a clear enough understanding to be able to make the determination of which type I am and 2) to realize that by definition I am all three.* *which is true for you as well, all three...but mostly one

Comments

  1. Girlieontheedge says:

    I concur with…all of the above.
    Speaking of topical – caught a bit of the Gaga interview on 60 minutes last night. She was speaking of clarks.

  2. clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

    …unless I am wrong ( lol, like thats gonna happen) Lady G. G. is a clark

  3. Girlieontheedge says:

    Duh! Did I need to s-p-e-l-l that out.

  4. clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

    Laugh Out Loud*

    point taken, but perhaps you would share with us some of the less obvious qualities that Ms. Lady possesses that places her in such fine company.

    *(LOL)

  5. Mel says:

    Police will be appearing this week, but the music has been retrofitted for podcast with GaGa shoulder implants. Also on tap will be Mark Knopfler hatching from an egg to perform Madonna songs he re-wrote while under the influence.

  6. clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

    Mel

    We look forward to that…as to the Knopfler/GaGa/Egg thing? We have an answer in one word: Spinal Tap

    (damn, this movie has everything…) but that’s what god invented youtube for

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbi5Zegp55o

    btw, will be doing another ‘live remote from Wakefield’ soon, will let you know time and whatnot…perhaps if your experience is not too traumatic we can do something structured for the ‘Companion