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TToT the Wakefield Doctrine (it’s St Nicholas’ Day… what do you get for the person who gives all the gifts?!)

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

(I really liked this scene from Henry V, but Saint Crispins Day is no where near December)

(I really liked this scene from Henry V, but Saint Crispins Day is no where near December)

Don’t tell me that this is, like, what the 3rd of 4th Christmas that we’ve been doing the Ten Things of Thankful? I am terrible at remembering the passage of time, (though I’m genuinely gifted at anticipating the passage of time), but it seems like only last Summer that Lizzi started this bloghop. (Though she did not start it in December), the theme of gratitude for the simple things seems to resonate even more as we get towards the end of the calendar.

(…no, Christine! no need to be concerned! lol just the words that are coming out of my keyboard, everything here is fine.  …why no, Dyanne, I did not hire a ghostwriter….)(lol)

1) this, the wonderful Christmas Season with love abounding…. (yeah, I am screwing around now… but come on, for a minute there, as you read this… didn’t the hair on the back of your neck start to go up, just a little?)

2) I do appreciate the …er  open-mindedness here at the TToT,  one of the more inspired  things about this little weekly get together is the sense of fun, the willingness to laugh at nearly everything

3) oh! new Readers!!  (hey, I may have mentioned this before), but though I’ve gone at length about how this ‘hop is not only one of the best bloghops in the ‘sphere, but is also the best of all the ‘Gratitude blogs’… (yes, I am, in fact, prepared to back that statement up), I’ll bet there’s not another gratitude blog that allows a list to include items of ‘hypo-gratitude’. Well, we do because, sometimes there are weeks when things simply suck. There are times when the negative seems to outweigh the positive. Fact of life. The TToT recognizes this, and if you find yourself at the end of ‘the week from hell’ and think, ‘I better not even try to participate in the TToT, too much bad happened this week‘, allow us to say, ‘hell no! write the words, hypo-gratful or not‘.

4) It was a decent work week, the number of times I remembered to remember that ‘Stress is really Fear, dressed up like a really hot woman’ is increasing, which is an improvement.

5) Have I mentioned the Wakefield Doctrine yet?  Actually #4 made me remember how, in the early days of the Doctrine blog, insights were often expressed in totally inflammatory ways.. provocative for it’s own sake, for the fun of it. Gots to get back to that kind of thing in my Posts

6) My co-hostinae, for their patient support of my efforts to learn to write an orderly and coherent 10 Item List

7) Phyllis and Una, of course.   They are constants, not in a take-for-granted-way, but more in the ‘in-comparison-to-the-worldview-of-a-clark’ sense. clarks live in a reality that would not be tolerable to a scott or a roger. the reality of a clark is that there is nothing that can be counted on to always remain the same (no, really, sometimes, in the case of the example you’re thinking of, we simply don’t think about the possibility that that would change. ya know?)

8) hey, do enjoy the Friday Night Vidchats… tonight is a little slow  but on the plus side, I’m almost done with this Post and it’s not even Saturday

9) be sure to not forget that the Book of Secret Rules (aka the Secret Book of Rules) is there to be used!  …try it out, see if you can get away with it….nothing to worry about! (other than the Seven Guard Virgins)

10) done! damn I’ll have the whole morning (5:30 to 9:30am) to do nothing?

11)  thmb54824079dd336  Susan Z Surprise Question/Item 11!!   

you have to get up to go to the kitchen and get a drink of water, and let the dog/cat/iguana/goldfish out…

  • what is the time of night that you least hope to show on your alarm clock when you get out of bed?

  • is that clock, like right there next to your side of the bed? or is it elsewhere in the room

  • do you try to wake anyone up (or at least get confirmation that they are still alive) before you get up to go to the kitchen?

 

Ten Things of Thankful

 

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* no, not just that Lizzi had a scottian friend who nearly dove through the monitor at me, when I first started writing Comments on Considerings, to make sure I wasn’t some kind of creep. Won’t mention any names, other than to say her name rhymes with ‘Kristine’  lol

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Well, what exactly do you want to know? Whether I am a clark or a scott or roger? If you have to ask, then you need to keep reading the Posts for two reasons: a)to get a clear enough understanding to be able to make the determination of which type I am and 2) to realize that by definition I am all three.* *which is true for you as well, all three...but mostly one

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  1. Joy Christi says:

    I can’t.
    Be.
    FRIST?
    Can I?

    • Joy Christi says:

      Was there a vidchat? I didn’t see anything in Google+ or on FB, I sent you a message and Lizzi, but she wasn’t there. She wasn’t in the vidchat I mean. Well, you probably knew that. WHAT am I even talking about?? Sorry my kids are scream-crying in the background, don’t worry their dad has it under control. I think.
      It was nice how you got all Christmushy, that’s a combo of Christmas + mushy. I was wondering where you were going with that :)
      I would like to see some inflammatory, provocative posts! Whip em out!
      Yeah, I think I need to get off the computer now. My brain hung up the “GONE FISHIN” sign!

      • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

        there was…sort of, opened at the usual 7:30 the hangout homepage was doing something different (while waiting for others to arrive)… selfsame sense of time musta got screwed up…damn…

        (she said, Whip it out) (heh heh heh)

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      you can!

      FRIST!

  2. dyannedillon says:

    How very coherent of you to come up with an orderly list!
    This is our second Christmas at the TToT. Seems like more, but in a good way.

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      see? see??!! if we took a survey among scotts and clarks and rogers…. and asked questions like:

      what time is it?
      how long have you been taking this survey
      tell us when 3 minutes and 73 seconds have elapsed
      do you come here often?
      what’s your favorite profanity?

      I totally guarantee that a) we would see statistically significant (and internally consistent) differences in the answers of the three and 2) I could identify the person’s worldview on the basis of the answers…

      …why thank you! (so, you didn’t think for a second I put someone up to write that first part?)

  3. Me too! Dialed in to the vid chat before 9 and no one answered! It’s 11:10 pm and I’m almost finished with my very first Friday TToT. So I’m done here. See ya on the flip side!!

  4. susanzutautas says:

    It’s 1:30 in the morning and I should be sleeping but one of the dogs had to go visit the backyard so here I am still up. I think I joined TToT about a year ago. I’ll have to go back and check because getting old sucks and I can’t remember :)

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      1:30 am is not so bad… in terms of returning to sleep and the landscape of the quiet house is still pretty normal… it’s that damn 3:00 to 4:00 that is totally …not a place for normal life. Not a fan of that hour of the day.
      Hey! there’s a good Question!*

      I think I’ll add it as the inaugural Susan Z Surprise Question/Item 11!!

      hey thanks!

      *no, I don’t recall anyone asking for questions, either!

    • lrconsiderer says:

      Who sleeps at 1.30am? That time’s for CHATTING!

  5. zoebyrd says:

    Holy moses what in hell are you doing right now? Certainly not sleeping. .. busted out. Heading to office for few hrs. Talk later maybe.

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      nah…got up semi-late. typing away (even with Post posted still need to spray-paint my thoughts on the virtual wall here…

  6. valj2750 says:

    I like to think of stress as fear dressed up as something. A woman in a duct tape dress perhaps, or how about a Speedo made of duct tape. Nice list, Clark.

  7. Jen @ Driftwood Gardens says:

    Best word ever: co-hostinae. My alarm clock is across the room, where I can’t possibly see it without putting on my glasses. If I pick up my cell phone (which is right next to me) I hope it’s not 4:00 am when I have already had 6 or 7 hours of sleep and will have a tough time falling back to sleep knowing I’ll be getting up in 2 hours tops. I absolutely do not wake up a soul, not even a dog.

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      … I tend to be a very light sleeper, but once awake (within striking distance of ‘time to get up’) I pretty much just get up. but that 3:00am time that is a very special time (not necessarily a good special) but I do tend to move pretty quietly

  8. fangboner1 says:

    Very nice orderly list. I almost did not recognize this blog because of it. I had to check, twice.

    My alarm clock is on my phone. BUT I look at the alarm clock that sits on top of the tv that we used to use before smart phones. back when having an atomic clock was all the rage.

    I am sure I will need to cash in on hypograteful one day.. BUt often when I am feeling like the week was really sucky I search harder for the good……..now. perspective and all that.

    One day I will be able to stay awake long enough for vidchats.

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      yeah to the vidchats, though I must confess, I’ve been not being avery good host of late, the timing of the start and the fairly complicated invitation process seems to be more a hurdle that it should be…when it works though. totally worth it…very fun

  9. zoebyrd says:

    Answer to #11: 1. Anytime after 2am 2. Yes 3. No

  10. Lisa @ The Meaning of Me says:

    Stress is fear dressed up like a really hot woman, huh? Now that is quite an image!
    As for the little question/quizzie – I can never resist one, so here it is.
    I hate to see 4AM or later…not enough time to get a worthwhile amount of back-to-sleep in.
    The alarm clock is next to my Husband’s side of the bed and I actually can’t see it at all because of the angle. But I can see the numbers on the cable TV box across the room.
    I do not wake anyone, but I do tiptoe into Kidzilla’s room to kiss her and make sure she’s still breathing. I also end up having to nudge/shove my Hub back into position to keep him from being on his back and snoring. I usually wake up at least one of the cats because when I move out of the bed there is always at least one of them on or next to some part of me.
    And as for weeks when you feel like all is shit and you shouldn’t bother? I’ve always said that’s when we need it most, even if the final result isn’t so sparkly. It’s real life and real life is hard and sucky and full of shit sometimes.
    I said shit – sorry! Shit, I did it again! ****

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      Since the Wakefield Doctrine is gender neutral, you can substitute: ‘really hot guy’ it still works.

      …that’s the funny thing about the TToT (and hypo-grat items), it’s the willing to write a list that changes a possibly negative outlook to a probably positive outlook.

  11. Hypo-Grats and co-hostinae My vocabulary has been increased and your work here is done. For this week. I did invoke the SBoR/BoSR this week. I love that book.

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      yeah me too! it’s like, just when you think you got nowhere to turn, another chapter (or volume or whatever) turns up and you’re saved!

  12. lrconsiderer says:

    If stress was fear dressed up as a really hot woman, I’d either be more understanding or I’d fear her all the more. Especially if she was dressed in a duct-tape Speedo. Because the kind of evening when your husband (the night before, at 3am) has to offer to send you a text-reminder to come home and urgently wash the spider, so you can get out of something said hot woman has been on your case about, is not a night for a vidchat. Not even with other clarks (who, whilst they would not have been able to DO anything, would be most likely to have understood).

    The answer to your question is “less than an hour before needing to get up anyway, because that’s just galling”; it used to be within arm’s reach but that proved dangerous, so now it’s *beyond* arm’s reach; no, definitely not.

    As it happened I ended up spending Friday night with Beth, who is a hot woman and also a clark. Though I don’t know about her duct-tape-wearing status. I’m thinking probably not, on the whole.

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      (I mentioned to Patty that, of course, seeing how the Doctrine is gender neutral, it’s totally appropriate to substitute ‘totally hot guy’ in that little meme

  13. lrconsiderer says:

    Also, this was ordered, provocative, fun, delightful, insightful, and with enough doctrine:subversive:Clark ratio to make it probably one of my favourites in a while. Do more like this. I enjoyed it immensely.

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      thank you…. yeah, me too, but I suspect that it (the fun stuff) is a function of writing more posts rather than less…so, I need to get myself back to at least 4 a week (instead of 3 as current).

  14. Vanessa D. says:

    The worst time of night to wake up for a drink and let the goldfish/iguana/cat out is any time that’s so close to the time the alarm goes off that you know there is no hope of getting back to sleep first.

  15. Regarding 11: 5:30 is the worst time to show up, because it means it’s almost not worth it going back to bed, or at least there won’t be much sleep left. The alarm clock was hijacked by hubbie, because it drives him nuts that I press the snooze button two or three times before getting out of bed :-) So the first clock I’d actually see is the one in the dining room on the way to the kitchen, and no, I would not wake anyone up. Hubbie usually lets me know that he’s alive by snoring, and the baby is a little wriggler, too! The girls are sleeping in their own rooms, and I leave them alone, don’t want to try my luck and wake someone up involuntarily :-)

    By the way: something that makes me very happy this season are the Cthulhu Carols my friend has shared with me. Somehow I think you’d be interested :-)

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      …you mean?

      lol

      • zoebyrd says:

        What the hell was that from?

        • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

          the Christmas Carol?

          (if so, blame Stephanie!)

          lol

          • H.P. Lovecraft?! I have a gazillion of his little paperback books lol
            Thank you Stephanie. And Clark, the vid was cool.

            In answer to those questions – 3:00 am. Seeing as I set my alarm for 4:15 with a built in 15 minute “snooze” lag,
            I hate it when I wake up at 3 or so and realize by the time I get back to sleep it won’t have been worth it and now I’m awake in the freaking middle of the night. The scary part.

            • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

              totally non-human-friendly time of day…3:00 to maybe 4:05 the time when the world is the thinnest

  16. Kristi says:

    #11–3:00, John’s side of the bed, I don’t try to wake anyone up

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      (I agree….) seems to be two criteria: nearness (and therefore lack of potential sleep) to waking and ‘just plain creepy’ 3 am