Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

The Week Ahead:

Allegory Monday:  another installment of the on-going story of some clarks, scotts and rogers at a Birthday Party (at the Calypso Club)… this week we will be treated to a bit of Commentary. While we all will recognise the personality types of the characters, we thought it might be fun to have some color commentary.

Trip Preparation Tuesday: we all know that the three personality types will approach the preparation for a trip in decidedly different, yet clearly characteristic ways.

• clarks: read maps, memorize directions, study diagrams of the airports through which we will be traveling
• scotts: what are you kidding?
• rogers: folding things (clothes, maps, anything that can be put into a too small bag

Airplane Ride Thursday:   the real fun of these business trips begin with the sound of the comforting, yet no-nonsense woman on the intercom, notifying all travellers to not leave any baggage (emotional or physical) and any un-attended baggage will be seized and examined (“…she was out of my league, Officer, and I think I knew it from the day we met, but even still, I held on as long as I could, but my hope for a life of happiness soon sputtered and died.“)

Giant Hotel Friday: A one day conference full of totally confident, self-aware rogerian men and more scottian  young women than anyone but a clark with the Armor of the Wakefield Doctrine could survive

Road Trip Saturday:  (say it loud and you can’t help but feel the excitement…say it softly and your favorite memories of youth and opposite genders and adventure comes rushing back), complete with Wakefield Doctrine Saturday Night Drive Live (from) Phoenix or somewhere down there in the lower left of the United States!

So what does this very impressive week tell about the efficacy of the Wakefield Doctrine as a tool to allow a unique insight into human behavior?
Stop in on ‘Damn-I-thought-we-had-one-day-off-from-writing-posts Wednesday’ for the answer to this question!