Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
…you will often ‘hear’ us say, on one of these Sunday Morning Post, “…went on the Saturday Night Drive last night, man! you shoulda been there!”
Last night’s Drive? “Man! you shoulda been there!”
Have we mentioned how this Doctrine is becoming….more… challenging? Well, it is! Readers will have to work a little harder to keep up with the Progenitors and DownSprings! And a lot of you are telling us, “Hey! we can keep with them DownSprings and we are learning to use the Wakefield Doctrine in our our damn lives!”
We hear you! ….so lets have a Contest!!
From the table below, connect the ‘said’ to the ‘sayer’ A (nearly) Free Wakefield Doctrine iTEE Shirti* to anyone who gets them all correct!
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“said” |
“sayer” |
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“ …girls don’t like the Three Stooges “ |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ …just take us our and shoot us! ” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“…Molly! do they have lobster out in…? ” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ (…yeah! Land lobster!) “ |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ when you get there, there is absolutely fuckin nothing to do ” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ I’m just totally out of words “ |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ want to hear a joke? …SAY NO! ” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ Do you want to get Comments or do you want to get calls… ” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ Alright, so where are we? “ |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ What do you with a roger when they rub against you and purr like a cat? ” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ We have to pull into the Drive-up window of the Pail of Cold Water store ” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ Hi Claire, how are you? ” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ That’s fuckin Portugal, over there! “ |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ I don’t know who she is!”…. |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“ Glenn, dig yourself out! ” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
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“Good Bye, Claire” |
Glenn DS AKH Roger Molly (me) |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhX6R5JOtmQ
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