Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
This, (referring to the subtitle of today’s post), is representative of how a vast majority of the approximately three thousand thirty-three got written. A catchy song/poem fragment, a bit of undigested melody hiding in the milky swamp of one’s favorite fruit and cereal breakfast.
Ain’t gonna fight it. As absent friends might say, ‘If it works, don’t fix it.’
It’s an open secret that, as a clark, we find the ‘chex* sources’ easily three-quarters of the fun of writing blogposts. Serially, when we flipped back to a Wikipedia reference to the phrase (click here), we were all smiles and wtf!
Hey, that’s our segue!
- clarks ask why
- scotts exclaim what
- rogers insist on knowing who
damn that was a simple Monday post!
We all know that clarks are to curiosity as fleas to the Black Plague (lol no, doesn’t make any sense. even as a metaphor/simile but, hey, we only make this stuff up, we’re not required to be correct**)
*never even close to being in the Top Three cereals to add fruit to1
** hokey smoke! a genuine topic for a Doctrine post! The value of being right as manifested in the
ProTip: New Readers? (Yes, if you’re reading this, the chances of your being a clark just went way the heck up! Keep up the good work!) The strikethrough is an example of a choice in how we express the Doctrine. We could, (and obviously almost did), focus on the value relative to the person, as opposed to simply comparing, (with an option on ‘contrasting’), the manifestation of the concept (‘value’) in each of the three perspectives.
…again, compliments on ignoring your secondary aspects and following the narrative trail
(those with secondary clarklike aspects? our sincere condolences and heartfelt approbation. gotta be tough to ignore a predominant scottian (“What the hell are you doing sniffing around the bottom of the text?!?! Ain’t no music or photos or nothin’ Lets get back on the run!”) or rogerian (“Excuse me. What are you doing. You can’t do that. It’s clearly a trick. Stop reading this instant.”) worldview.
lol
1) Puffed Rice… Rice Krispies… CornFlakes (Kelloggs, not Post. of course)