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This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s contribution to the Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) bloghop. Often imitated, never duplicated, though, trying to be realistic, sometimes replicated, the TToT is an exercise in the development of an awareness of, and cultivation of the psycho-social state of minded referred to as gratitude. Mostly a noun, the verb (form) is to examine the world around us and make a conscious decision to find the good/positive.

 

1) Phyllis

2) Una

3) the Wakefield Doctrine

4) new windows in Phyllis’ cottage

5) changing the landscape (See Grat #6 for rationale)

before:

after:

6) Why the cutting down of this year’s dominant plantform? ’cause we want all flora to have a shot at taking over the side-yard, ya know? It was simple grass last year and the year before that? Everyone’s favorite prehistoric, cavewoman plant… The thistle! But, as a Grat, the plants that grow and flourish are different each year.

7) the photo at the top? That’s Weekapaug Breachway. Not more than twenty-minute drive from home. booyah

8) something, something

9) new Host at the TToT. Andrew Wilson!   He writes the excellent, ‘How would you know…?’

10) Secret Rule 1.3

 

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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine- [a Rosetta and the Sophomore Six]

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This is the Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop.

Hosted by Denise, constrained by a sentence limit (high and low) of six, there are worse ways to spend the remaining time you have on earth.

Previously…

Prompt word:

CROSS

The Sophomore, pressed back into the decadently soft leather upholstery as the black Maybach launched itself away from the Café, laughed, “Well at least Newton’s 2nd Law hasn’t been over-ridden by stealth nuns from Bavaria or hot-sounding women in red skyscrapers in Chicago.”

Rosetta Storme, Benson & Hedges 100 bobbing between her lips, every bit the lascivious concert master, frowned with impatience as Rue DeNite tried to light it; Rocco brought the sedan to a sudden stop to avoid hitting a dark-haired woman in a black Malini Handloom suit standing in the cross walk in front of the Six Sentence Café & Bistro; Rocco lowered his window to let out a smile, “If you’re standing in front of it, you know what kinda place this is, not for nothin’ but the entire staff might still be in a meeting, feel free to make yourself at home and if anyone asks, tell them you are a guest of Lou Caesare.”

The car resumed it’s trajectory down the lane, (which merged into an un-named street, followed by a turn onto an avenue and ultimately a crowded boulevard); Rosetta mimed deafness and both Rue and Rocco put on their isolation headphones.

Exhaling a menthol-fresh, laminar flow of tobacco smoke, the niece of Lou Caesare, in a spot-on application of Ernst Haeckel’s observation that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, at least the social context of a clueless college student and a fairly pissed-off young woman, her first words ripping through the cloud of nicotine and annoyance,

“First, that’s Newton’s First Law, not the 2nd.”

Pulling the girl to his shoulder, the Sophomore laughed, “Jeez, lighten up, I never said I was a physics major.”

Pulling back from the embrace, Rosetta continued, “And second, and this is the part where your even hinting at this being funny will create a future as devoid of the chance of any form of intercourse, as Neil Armstrong’s first stroll on the Moon, “Your name is Ethan?”

 

 

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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine- [an Anya Clarieaux Six]

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop.

Hosted by Denise, constrained by a sentence limit (high and low) of six, there are worse ways to spend the remaining time you have on earth.

Previously…

Prompt word:

CROSS

“Please, before you continue your explanation of how Mr. St. Loreto is very busy and not currently available, listen to me carefully. I’ve been behind your desk in reception not so long ago and one of the most valuable lessons I learned was: to get ahead you need to think outside the box, that, and be willing to take chances.”

Turning away from the Lake Michigan side of her office, Anya Claireaux faced the opposite wall and a single 97-inch OLED consisting of a mosaic of tiles that, judging from the natural light through windows showing in the feed, made it obvious that points all over the globe were represented. With the touch of a key and the click of a mouse, one tile grew to claim the middle fifty percent of the display, in it: an office reception area, a desk and a young woman biting her thumbnail; behind her a window looked down on palm trees, sunshine and enough turquoise to bring a summer smile.

“I don’t mean to sound cross, and be sure your recorder is on for this next, it will be useful in your unemployment claim, relay this to your boss: ‘I fuckin’ care if Mr. St Loreto is busy, pull down the shades, turn off the lights, cover him with a goddamn blanket for all I care, just get him on this line.’

And check your email, you’ll find a gift certificate to Neo Nails Brickell, a girl needs to splurge on herself every now and then, and I’ll hold,” Anya smiled as she genuinely enjoyed all aspects of her work.

 

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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

As oft happens, a comment from a student of the Doctrine has provided us with a launch point for today’s post.

From Mimi

Context is everything in knowing the answer!

Absolutely… in the sense that….

lol

fricken clarks! (referring to us, your Narrator of this post and Curator of the this blog and not our valued Correspondent, Mimi)

in the sense that

You know the horrible power conveyed by the ambition to the search for ‘the Answer’? It allows us* to laugh (with a slight twinge of something) at the thought of living a life of inquiry which, at times, can leave us as uncertain where lies the forest and which things should we consider the trees.

Anyway, that is the, albeit not-totally-fun, beginning for some of us to notice others of our kind in our (individual) worlds and among the people who make it up. This can be a double-edged sword, emotionally-speaking. To accept others who are like us can be (momentarily) painful.

Speaking as a clark, we have noticed the clarks as we go about our day in the world at large. And, more often than not, when encountering a younger/less mature version of ourselfs, there can be a slight uncomfitablity. All, mind you, in a ‘there but for the grace of…’ sense.

* speaking as your self-admitted clark (with a significant secondary scottian aspect) only, of course

New Readers! One of the first Rules of this here Wakefield Doctrine here was: No one has the authority to designate another person’s predominant worldview. It is entirely left to each of us to declare, (or decline to declare), what our predominant worldview is. That said, it can be both educational, instructive and fun to discuss others’ personality trypes provided we do not do so in a manner that would result in a sudden increase in the scrutiny brought to bear on this individual. As a matter of fact, here at the Wakefield Doctrine it is considered a rude act and/or boorishness to bring another’s predominant worldview into a conversation before they on their own initiative do.

Thanks! Mimi!

Who said, “What all that got to do with her Comment?’

lol ok, ok, two words: ‘the Everything Rule’

 

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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Show of ‘hands’.

New Content?

RePrint post (…from the Golden Age of Doctrine posts)?

New…Golden Age… new

OK! The Hands have it!

We’ll start with a couple of Doctrine ProTips and then find some post that takes us out to three-four hunnert words.

Doctrine ProTip
Primus

New Readers: ‘Warning! Warning. If you persist in ‘learning’ the fundamentals of the Wakefield Doctrine to a sufficient degree, you will be in a position to ‘see’ the clarks, scotts and rogers in your everyday life. No! Wait… that’s not the Warning! part. The Warning! part is that once you’ve gotten to this point of establishing the Wakefield Doctrine as an alternative perspective on the world around you (and the people who make it up)… you  will not be able to not see the clarks, scotts and rogers in your world.

ed. we feel better now. that’s the responsible thing to do with New Readers.

How about a really fun and practical insight into the world of a Doctrine neophyte?

Doctrine ProTip
Secundus

Ask someone, anyone* the following Question:

How Much is Two plus Two?

 

Spoiler Alert: In the case of one of the three** you’ll recognize their predominant worldview as soon as they answer.

 

…Out of time y’all. Sorry, we’ll keep that RePrint on hold.

Remember! Tell a clarklike friend to come and visit us here at the Wakefield Doctrine blog.

 

* as you learn this here Doctine here, your first extrapolation of the principles will likely be the insight that, of the three predominant worldviews of the Wakefield Doctrine, aka the personality types, the person you try this on will define themselves by the initial response to your efforts. As in, ‘Jeez! Come on! This isn’t a trick question…roger

** the three predominant worldviews:

  1. the Outside (clarks) arm’s length (in a subtle, polite but remarkably strong way) people you already know (or are)… they won’t get mad. Unless they do (Hint: only because you’re being kind of a jerk about it) and then…well, you’ll never see them leaving
  2. the Predator (scotts) not so much ‘in your face’… well, ok, in your face, but mostly in a fun and amusing way… kinda like walking down a city sidewalk or in a crowded social gathering and getting your pocket picked by an extraordinarily attractive man/woman.
  3. the Herd Member (rogers) they’re all around you! no, wait, if you’re new here that is not helpful. they’re all around you, which, as a clark you immediately think of the map of Canada***… if you’re a scott you’ll lick your metaphorical (or non-metaphorical) lips… smorgasbord heaven is all this is… or a roger yourself ‘What crowd, this is the Real World.’

*** the country, per Wikipedia with the most shoreline… ha ha

 

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