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This is the Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop
Hosted by Denise, ruled by a sole numeristic imperative. Six
Prompt word:
PUNCH
“Who the heck made the punch?”
“Wait, don’t even think about going down that road, or I swear I’ll call Keith.”
“Chill, dude, I was just going to mention what a punch it had, nothing to the effect of implying that the word lended itself to a puh…”
“As god is my witness, I mean it, I will totally do it!”
“Sorry! Jeez, it’s just that I was reading this old magazine, ok! I won’t say the name, it’s from like the Victorian Era; and, for the record, your music video that you think enhances your story, the line you base the connection on is not; ‘Punching Judy and calling Keith’, the line is: ‘They’re all Pimping Judys and Popping Speed’.”
“Hello, operator, I need to send a telegram to England…. What do you mean you’ve never heard of them, telegrams are basically emails-by-castanet; no, really; ok take this down: to Keith (stop) Have a writer friend practicing Pun-ation without a License, send help (stop)!”
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A most fun Six! How is it not with these gems:
“…the line you base the connection on is not; ‘Punching Judy and calling Keith’, the line is: ‘They’re all Pimping Judys and Popping Speed’.”
“telegrams are basically emails-by-castanet; no, really;..”
yeah, whats that cool term for hearing the wrong lyrics, mondegreen or something
Keith does have some wonderful puns.
this is very true
What a delightful giggle!
tee hee, I agree
Very punny, I like it!
ty, m
“telegrams are basically emails-by-castanet” – great line!
And yes, Keith in the pun-master.
Thanks, Nicole
Excellent choice – punches and all those puns from Keith too.
thanks, Chris!
Excellent choice – a few punches and all those puns from Keith.
Sorry for the delay in responding, it took three days for your telegram to arrive! Also, I’ve been a bit busy writing a comedy sketch containing puns, it’s a play on words. Having no license is a punishable offence, help on its way!
lol thanks, Keith!
confused. possibly too much punch. :)
ty Ran