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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

Chodský pes breaking the time barrier in suburban backyard.

 

This is the Wakefield Doctrine’s weekly contribution to the Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) bloghop. Cited by Guiness as ‘the clearest demonstration of the carrying Power of the internet, the low bar to admission and testimony to persistence-in-the-face-of-indifference’; this hop invites one and all to share the people, places and things that have recently inspired a sense of gratitude.

1) Una

2) Phyllis

3) the Wakefield Doctrine

4) bloghops: they’re a way of nudging oneself down the creativity path when, as must happen, we become used to the wonder of reality-creating words and start to think that the TV* will provide diversion, entertainment and wonder for us. This week we participated in the Six Sentence Story and the Unicorn Challenge ‘hops

5) you know how, every now and then, life shifts in such a manner that you think, ‘You know what would be nice? A nightlight. And, not just a little glowey bulb in the wall but something that would, when you wake at unfamiliar hours of the night, would allow you to acknowledge a benign presence and go back to sleep?’ Sorta like watching the LPGA on a weekend afternoon, but more nightish. Welll  We found a youtube channel that you will want to stop in at: Action Kid. (We won’t take the fun of discovery away but two words: clark. How do we know? Learn by trying yo. Watch and come back and share your opinion. )

6) The aforementioned technology that has given rise to the blogosphere and the reality referred to as the virtual world.

7) The positive side of the annual death of human-philic weather (aka Summer): is the population of EMLC** outside is way diminished. Mr. Chainsaw (chainsaw motto: While easily the most dangerous hand tool available for purchase without training or mature-good-sense, the only requirement to operate one is the willingness to hold the closest thing we have to an actual, in-the-real-world Tasmanian Devil at one’s side while climbing over bushes and uneven terrain. Advanced students of the Raging Science, will, of course, seek to enhance their credentials by climbing small trees and/or balancing on deadfall while operating), where-were-we? oh yeah! the requirement of owning and operation is the arm strength and mental ability to pull the pull-cord to anger the plastic-enclosed Devil or failing that, a nearby ‘adult’ to help.)

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9) something, something

10) Secret Rule 1.3

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** Extremely Multi-Legged Creatures

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Well, what exactly do you want to know? Whether I am a clark or a scott or roger? If you have to ask, then you need to keep reading the Posts for two reasons: a)to get a clear enough understanding to be able to make the determination of which type I am and 2) to realize that by definition I am all three.* *which is true for you as well, all three...but mostly one

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  1. How many adjectives can I come up with for this one, lol
    Begin at the end? 1st vid compliments your most wonderful of TTOT with the right amount of “crazy”. Kudos.
    And why not have soundtrack contrast with such as the likes of Coltrane/Getz piece. About finding the center, no?
    Let’s just jump down to #7 shall we, lol
    Agree, the pull start can be quite difficult. Having very minimal use time, yeah, no. Not a tool anyone but the young, quick reflexed and strong should have in their hands. Just sayin’ Johnny.

  2. Kristi says:

    I must admit I didn’t actually watch all 8 plus (!) hours of that video, but it definitely does capture “road trip”!
    One rule my father-in-law (hopefully) has learned about chain saws: never try to catch a falling one. Fortunately he still has all of his digits.

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      yow (the catching of a chain saw)… wait a minute! There was a juggler, back in the 70s who, I believe was the first to juggle chainsaws… lemme go look

      damn! couldn’t find it but here is a different vid (same juggler)

      • Kristi says:

        That was definitely entertaining! Thanks!
        (And what really gets John is that his dad tried catching a falling chainsaw TWICE during the same project!)

  3. messymimi says:

    Grandpa learned the hard way, when Papa says step back you’re too close to the tree I’m felling with the chain saw, you really should step back. Being a doctor himself, he helped the small-town ER doc with the stitching on his own knee.

    Those EMLC’s don’t ever go away here, winter or not.

    It’s always a joy to read your list.

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      at the risk of jinxing myself… I will say I tend to assume the worst with such equipment, it can be an exciting experience.

  4. Cynthia says:

    I’ll tell you what I’m thankful for: the Wakefield Doctrine, hands down.
    I have a prospective client who wants me to work on two of his businesses. I’ve had two Zoom meetings and there was something a little…off. Mind you, I’ve known this person for a long while (he even was the person that secured the mortgage on my house!) but there was just something – a little something – that wasn’t sitting right. Then at dinner tonight, I realized this guy is a roger. Not only is he a roger, but a roger with a significant scottian secondary. Truly the most difficult for a Clark to exist and work harmoniously with. SO GLAD I realized this before we really started working together. So glad. The Doctrine just saved me a LOT of headache and I am soooo grateful! 

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      very cool*

      And, also a valuable insight (into the nature of relationships, i.e. where are the necessary (and unnecessary) friction points? Is it worthwhile to engage and which (of these points) can be altered by us, without requiring a conscious return effort by the other person.
      Thanks for a scenario from ‘real’ life to allow us all to further our understanding of the Doctrine

      *contemporaneous application of the perspectives made available by everyone’s favorite personality theory

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