Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
This is the Ten Things of Thankful bloghop.
Created by Lizzi back in the before-time, say twenty-three or four years ago, the TToT is not only an exercise in gratitude, it is a way of encouraging and nurturing perspective.
And, imho, when it comes to becoming all the life-form you potentially are, perspective is a fricken stair-master (with tiny springs in each step) with bicycle pedals you can turn with your hands (heated, of course) and a full-length computer mirror that doesn’t merely provide a virtual fitness coach, (that’s right, no getting bullied by some bro with more hair products than a 1960s beauty pageant nor hearing a scottian female imply that if you don’t want to do what she’s shouting, your entire DNA legacy will be tossed out with the gym socks that haven’t been worn (or washed) since the end of your senior year), and besides, one wrong move or insufficient devotion and the tendons that hold her face full of teeth to her astonishingly attractive body will lash out and lock on your ankles before you can get halfway to the family room door), no, it doesn’t.
Perspective, properly used (read instructions and follow all safety rules), provides you, in the aforementioned computer mirror, the image of who you know you can be and who you could imagine being best buds with, ’cause you got all the best things a deity might provide (provided a deity provided them), (and you have within, even if the gift was, like anonymous.)
errr… Kristi hosts this bloghop each week and welcomes you all to read and, if you choose to (despite the above Joycean riff) you are totally welcome.
1) Una
2) Phyllis (she likes our thistle farm as much as I do)
3) the Wakefield Doctrine (a tool nonpareil for self-improving oneself)
4) serial stories the Case of the Missing Fig Leaf and the Whitechapel Interlude
5) work (yes, again!) below is me on the job.*
6) * surely you weren’t thinking I’d have, like, a photo of me at my desk or, maybe a full profile pitcha in an official real estate broker mode (Yes, there is such a thing as official poses… men: one hand in pocket, suit coat (if over the age of ‘you-do-realize-this-is-one-of-the-largest-financial-transactions-in-most-peoples-live-right?) women agents: arms-crossed-at-chest level-power-pose)
7) The Six Sentence Story bloghop
8) THIS SPACE AVAILABLE (Hey! Reader! No, the invisible person looking over your shoulder… of course I mean you. Come on try it out. Send in a grat and I’ll post it here, see your thoughts in solid-state light down there on the little screen)
9) something, something
10) Secret Rule 1.3 From the Book of Secret Rules (aka the Secret Book of Rules) this is one of the best and most time-honored secret rules. Try it**
** tradition holds that this Secret Rule occupies the last position on the list, but, then again, they don’t call it the Book of Secret Rules for nothing, so as long as you cite the reference, SR 1.3 pretty much can go anywhere, ya know?