Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the slow, painful sounds of the engine of uncertainty fills the air )

You know the guy/ you’ve totally seen the girl in the group. Always is the first to come up with the beer, always the first to climb up on the roof of the car…not the most handsome, but manages to get the girls attention/ not the hottest but the crowd gathers. Going back in time: John Belushi/Tatum O’Neal, John Candy/Boy George, Katy Perry, Seth Rogan, Lindsey Lohan, Pink…  you know the names. and there is someone in your own group of friends that always gets compared to these celebrities, for better or for worse, they are the ‘go-to’ guy/girl for irresponsible, nonsensical  fun.

Thats our Thursday!  The Day of the Week that resonates with each of the three personality types, holding a promise that only an Outsider…a Predator…a Herd Member can feel excited about!

Thursday is:

• the day before the final exam… hey rogers! your moment in the Sun is a mere 24 away!
• the day before the day before the Weekend…but you scotts all know that, on a cellular level
• its a day of pausing, with hints of the expectations that will manifest in demands that are impossible to bear…don’t you feel alive! clarks?
• the caesura of most normal lives, the progression of the Weekdays slowed, even halted for a brief moment
• for the workers on third shift, it actually is Friday for them, to enjoy as the one benefit for working while the world sleeps
• hamburger fricassee as the Hot Lunch du Jour, yo
• Party Night for dorm dwellers, especially for those oddities, the live-in-the-dorm-during-the-week-and-go-home-on-weekends
• the night a clark is more likely to get lucky (as opposed to Friday and Saturday)… and ( Monday and Tuesday)… yah, (Wednesday)

Remember Readers! This Wakefield Doctrine? It’s a tool and it’s a toy, you can learn to use it pretty quick and you can get to have fun with a friend using the Doctrine, (you’d best find your scottian friend and introduce them to it.*) As a tool, there is a whole bunch of stuff you can do with this thing of ours, but that’s for another Post.

So bring on our blushing, slightly inebriated, but surprisingly eager to get down Day of the Week… Thursday!!

*How can we know this? 2 reasons: 1) if you are ‘getting it’ on first try, directly from reading about it, then chances are you are a clark. And if you are a clark with the ‘flexibility of intelligence’ to figure this out, then your friends are probably fairly bright, so you can coach your scottian friend (preferably without an audience, scotts sometimes dial-down the IQ when in a crowd)  and  b) ’cause this is the fricken Wakefield Doctrine, of course we know this stuff!