Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers ) which is, for the benefit of the search engines,  a personality theory, self-improvement system and Guide to a Happy Life  and if that is totally not enough,  we have hats!

OK Rocketeers! A lot of material to cover and being a Summer Sunday, we’ll get through it all real quick so you can finish this and still have plenety of time get to the beach or park or where ever you chose to go to get your radiation burns (from the light of a nearby star).

First thing: Lets all Welcome our newest of  DownSprings,  Molly M and Claire.  Theys both much anticipated  additions to our growing band of clarks and scotts and rogers. Say Hidy! 

Second thing: It has been suggested that the Wakefield Doctrine should have a dictionary or glossary or what-ever-the-hell you call a handbook for the special words, names and terms that have come into existence with our little theory of personality. Not saying that we need to do a Rosetta Stone language program, but there is enough jargon here that new Readers would benefit from a handbook.  Nominees to head up the project?  Anyone?   A volunteer maybe?  …don’t make me assign this to someone.  Well, you people think about it and let me know who wants the job. ( Could be a free tee shirt in it for someone…).

Third thing:  Did someone just mention Tee Shirts?  Well it’s beginning to look like maybe the long-awaited, much anticipated Wakefield Doctrine Tee Shirt Fashion line will pop into existence in our currently shared timeline.¹ Now this is good news (if it actually happens); what is not such good news is that we don’t have anything to print on the back (of the shirts).
We are asking any of you out there (DownSprings, FOTDs and Readers alike) to let us know, if you have any suggestions for what to write on the back of the soon-to-exist Wakefield Doctrine Tea Shirts, please for god’s sake let us in on it. All we need is one, simple line that says it all (about the Doctrine), thats all we are asking for, just think about it!  If your suggestion is picked…well imagine if you were the one who said, “Father forgive them they know not what they do” or “Give me Liberty or Give me Death” or even “Il’ kuj, il ne mrči gaćâ! “  Then we would be putting your face on the chest, instead of the words: Wakefield Doctrine.
Need we say that these tee shirts will be fine apparel and they will be most attractive! And were you to be fortunate enough to wear them, as a woman you would be much desired!! (and) as a man, you would be thought by all women as being the best to father any child!!

So come on, Readers! What do  you say? 

The Wakefield Doctrine says:

clarks are so excited!! they know that they must be creative now because when they are famous for their pithy/funny/yet-oh-so-wise sayings, the loneliness will end!!!!
scotts are running in tight little circles, stopping to roll around on their backs, they are sure that finally people will take them seriously and besides they figure the labels will make dinner so much easier to decide on…! (don’t believe me, you can go ask Ms AKH…she won’t, er she probably will not…hey just ask her)
rogers are cautious, they want to believe that what they are reading is not a false trail, they know that the danger is not going to come the scotts, rather it is the clarks that they suspect are somehow managing to disguise themselves enough to enlist the aid of the scotts and don’t they know that rogers ‘sense’ the herd, they don’t read about it…fukin clarks!

So lets get busy folks!! Lots of work to do!

1) You need to ask DS#1 for explanation.