Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers )

Lots to cover, not much time.

Here at the Doctrine, AKH is on the prowl again! New Post from her in the ‘Hey! a scott is talking!‘  (the column right below this and slightly to the right).  As always, she v on the mark and very direct, as is characteristic of her kind. (ed. note: When she says you better write or call in, my advice is ‘better just do what she says’…word to the wise, I’m the frickin progenitor and all I get is a 3 second head start ). In any event, our Ms. AKH is out working the hustings ¹  taking the Doctrine on the digital road, yo.

Oh, yeah, before I forget!  Tomorrow’s Saturday Night Drive?  Y’all in for a treat should you happen to dial: 218-339-0422  (then) enter: 512103#  ’cause none other than Progenitor roger be in da house. Due to my arrangements with certain people who insisted that Salt Lake City was the place to be in early March (Gooo! Fightin’ Mormons!) I will not be ‘on air’ as they used to say in the radio business. Fortunately, the roger stepped up and said, ‘oh man! really? I suppose but you better make it up to me’.

The photo? That is all I have with me at the moment to document my drive to the Bonneville Salt Flats to claim “by right of hat“. Just so no one is surprised and gets all, “oh man I was gonna claim Salt Lake City, they gots the Tabernacles and singers and pretty good skiing fairly nearby’. Well too bad, too sad. I will be the one with the hat in front of the landmark, which if you are a Reader of this blog, you will realise the City she is mine.! Now, if any rogers out there want to trade me, I might consider. If the truth be told, this whole State (of Utah) pretty as it is,…totally rogerian! Where the hell do I begin. Founder Joseph Smith seems like Roger Williams but with a slight case of ronco-itis. Now, don’t get me wrong, I like religions and even some rogers but a whole State? I should be impressed…actually lets make that our Wakefield Doctrine Lesson of the Day!

Religions according to the Doctrine:

• Roman Catholicism: scottian ( predator-friendly violence-prone nuns, )
• Protestant Denominations: rogerian  (they all look the same from here but who doubts they are all rogers)
• Jehovah Witnesseses: rogerian
• Buddhism (etc): clark ( ya think?)
• Rastafarian: scotts (with cool hair)
• Church of Scientology: rogerian (but extra points for extensive marketing)

Well, that wraps up our little Post. Will be back in town this weekend and should have something a little more coherent to add to the treasure trove that this thing of ours has become.

Don’t forget!! Call the roger

1)  A husting (called a stump in the United States) originally referred to a physical platform from which representatives presented their views or cast votes before a parliamentary or other election body. By metonymy, the term may now refer to any event, such as debates or speeches, during an election campaign where one or more of the representative candidates are present.  Hey, don’t act shocked at the arcanity…the ‘left field’ for the sake of the view…I’m a frickin clark! You wouldn’t want anything less.