Hey, I am not the most modest of all creator-types, and on more than one occasion have I presumed to ‘borrow’ from the work of  giants of the arts, people like Shakespeare, Dylan, Prince or even a very special (to a too-small circle of friends)  Lady. I am not ashamed to say that I have seen ways to take their most excellent words  and use them for purposes that might benefit this Doctrine of ours. I like to think that Shakespeare would not mind being reduced to a subtitle for a Wakefield Doctrine Post,  from time to time.  But from the moment I stepped into the airport terminal this morning, my inner-writer-wannabe was completely and totally,  “I am not worthy! I am not worthy”  as I heard the announcer come over the Airport Terminal PA system to inform me as to where and when loading is permitted and not permitted. My god, those guys (David Zucker, Jim Abrahams andJerry Zucker) were such damn geniuseses.

So, (for the first time here at the Doctrine) I’ll lead with a video clip. To even try to write another word about  airport terminals would be akin to going up to the damn Mona Lisa with a pencil, saying, ‘hey look a little more shading, now it is really be perfect’.

Since I am in an airport waiting room, having made it past the rogers at the baggage check, I will give y’all a preview of the Posts that will appear over the next 5 days or so. The Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) is on the road. For a number of reasons that I will withhold at the moment, after all you never know when the Post-writing-idea tank goes all “E” on us, we will be sending in Posts from Dallas. And hopefully, since I did have the foresight to pack a camera and a hat (for my own damn head), I will soon be invoking the Right of Hat and adding the State of  “Texas”  to my real estate holdings. yo.

Let’s try and get this Post back to a more normal format ( that said, 3 guesses which of the three types is at the keyboard), did someone say spontaneous? I got ya spontaneous right here! As you know the Wakefield Doctrine is not just for understanding the behavior of those around us. The Doctrine is also for predicting the behavior of those around us. And if you are not a scott or a roger, the Doctrine is for adding to your life, learning whole new ways of seeing life (and the people that clutter it up).

We gonna get all Stanley Livingston on our new Readers asses.

So, will finish Post upon arrival. Something tells me “Texas”, she gots a heap o’ rogers.

Thats a big ten four

…the beagle has landed! ladies and rogers and gentlemen, the beagle has landed.

Dallas?…its all mine, bitches. By Right of Hat

So, won’t you listen….heck with geographic accuracy, with a slight case of jet lag-ette and by the Power invested in me by something or other, I declare the balance of this Post to be a totally rationale and logic-free zone.