Been a big week for the Doctrine, not the least of which was the arrival of photos from Mel, out in “Michigan”, showing him, hat and head(damn) and an identifiable landmark.  V cool landmark!  A lighthouse on one of the Great Lakes!  So the hats continue their march (to mix a metaphor).  We will be looking forward to seeing photos from DownSpring#1 of her, hat and head(damn) from the State of Florida.

And I believe Jason is out there, wearing the hat in the western Territoria, so we will soon have fashion outposts throughout the United Steaks, I would like to believe that we can get to central Europe next.

Central Europe, that’s right you!  E mail us for a hat, yo.  Hey, come on down to the Wakefield Doctrine Fashion Center, our prices are so low we’re givin ’em away.  We must be crazy, mad, in-sane to be sending out these here hats here for your continental/middle European/lowlands wearin’ damn heads!

Now you have our attention, this is what we gonna do, for the first three (3) Readers to email for a hat (for your verdammten Kopf/maldita cabeza/черт голову/putain la tête/prekleto glavo)s.  Seriously, I am serious and not laughing.  I will send you a hat (for your damn head) in the language of your choice!!
So hurry on down to the Wakefield Doctrine hata vanza (not to be confused with hata virus) (two different things) (totally)!!
Be sure to send a correct translation of the words that are on the hat!  If you have a dialect, that google does not know about, you may have to acquire a new language or just send us a large clearly spelled example of the words and we will have our seamstressor/seamstressini do that bad boy.

You’ve been told.  So come on down.

the Wakefield Doctrine Lesson of the Day?  the Doctrine is culture and gender neutral.  That is one of the keystone concepts here.  A clark in Romania will have as little eye contact while speaking to another person as does one in Lagos (“the City of  Connectible Toys”)!  But don’t take our word for it, let’s go and see for our own damn selfs.

 http://www.lagosstate.gov.ng/

So, if you Readers don’t come to us in the form of a Comment, then you damn well better know we will come to you on the head of one of your clarks, or scotts.

Except for rogers evolved to the level of being capable of creating a blog, such as the Spatula, then most rogers will be too conservative to be willing to wear such head gear.  But we will welcome all interested Readers.
Don’t forget!  The hat (for your damn head) is almost free.  We do require a photo of the hat against a recognizable/verifiable landmark, supporting damn head is optional of course. (the clarks out there can always get one of their attractive friends to wear the hat for photo purposes but should have them holding a card that clearly states, “the hat (on my damn head) may not be the appropriate hat, please ask me a question about the Doctrine” Thank you.  Hello from…(fill in the blank…)

If we get more requests for this fine Fashion item, we will spend time discussing the topic, “They asked me what the Wakefield Doctrine is…What do I tell them?”

Since the subtitle was taken from this song…(stupidest lyrics in the world, but don’t believe me, go look them up)