As you might have impugned (thanks, roger) from the sub-title, today’s Post will serve to introduce a new feature here at the Doctrine.

Now, I know what you clarklike Readers out there are thinking, “Dude, you are demonstrating your limitations by trying to stay up with the whole new Post everyday thing, what the hell are you doing introducing another feature?” and the scottian Readers, they’re all, “Hell yeah!! now I can say FUCK twice as often in Comments and he’ll get tired and resort to postin pitchas of nekkid people….FUCK”,  and our rogerian Reader will be overheard to say, “well, I’m sure you can try and when I feel motivated I will show you the right way to do an extra feature, maybe” Calm down everyone.

First of all, it will be a once a week feature, not every day.  Second of all, it will be presented as a Feature in the Wakefield Doctrine site, in the middle column of the Home Page to the left of that little globe thingie. 
At present the ‘Working Title’ of the column is: Let’s decide what is Good and what is Bad,  right now!  See it?  Back on the homepage?  (No, glenn  you have to go back to the home page…the page you came to when you clicked in…clicked in is when you used your mouse…mouse!  the thing you are using to navigate through the site…navigate, that means go from one place to another on the internet…yeah I know you are too active and non-clarklike to be bothered with learning crazy, high tech stuff…just keep reading…well have her read it to you then).   Where was I?  Oh yeah, the Feature will be in that location so you will have to click on it to read it.
Yeah, roger I am copying Mel, thank you for reminding me… Mel, for you new Readers, is Mel Thompsom who is the Man as far as topical themes/cooking blogs go.  He does the Spatula in the Wilderness  blog which is totally a must read.  He does some cooking things, but a lot of topical Posts and while ‘we are not worthy’, we gonna give it shot writing this type of Post.  Once a week.  With a Wakefield Doctrine spin, of course.

We will announce the first installment of “Let’s Decide what is Good and what is Bad, Right Now!”  in the next day or so, which brings us to our Lesson of the Day! Not much of surprising or startling revelation-type Lesson, just a quick look at “how do each of three types react to change”.

According to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) clarks are nothing but change, rogers are totally against change and scotts…scotts don’t really give a shit.  No, really!
The first two are obvious, almost too simple for you Readers.
First the clarks, one of the unmistakable hallmarks of  clarks is their conversational style.  When you are speaking to a clark, their side of the conversation does not even approach the ‘direct answer’ style of verbal interaction.  Ask a clark something as tabletop simple as “hey, clark how are you today” then its,  pull-up-a-chair,-put-your-feet-up, would-you-care-for-a-beverage? time.  But if you listen to the ‘answer’ you get back, it will be the most honest, comprehensive answer that your respondent is capable of, up to and including the reasons why they may or may not be “OK, thanks for asking”.
Now, rogers are also inclined to ascribe to the conversational “more is more” style.  But the content (of their respective responses) is where the difference lies, the answer of a roger to the question, “hey, roger how are you today” is more likely to be, “I was doing ok until you asked me that question and now you are coming to me and I am being forced to interupt my totally important activities and have to answer you and you won’t understand anyway, why do you keep doing this to me?”
As to our scottian friends, you go ask them!  I’ll just wait back here, with a nice door to my left and a handful of kibble. “hey scott, how are you today?”  The response is most likely, “great!! who the fuck wants to know?  I know you…(the next few seconds will consist of ranking the scott pushes you to see if you push back or not…depending on your response the rest of the answer will be:  a) “great, do you think I could do something for you that will make you feel greater, huh? do ya? or b) great, now here is what you can do for me that will make me feel greater…”

So there you have the Lesson of the Day.  Sorry I got off the topic of The New Feature!  Maybe I will spend a little more time talking about it before we do the first one.  The reason for this is that I am hoping to get some of the Progenitors and Downsprings to participate. (Hey Readers, you are welcome to participate too!) (lol, sorry just had to throw that in…)

So let’s get outa here, I’ve got to get to work and try to earn enough money to hire someone to show me how to get mad hits. (I mean jeez, I went to a couple of “I’m a lonely girl in the big City, listen to Me” blogs and looked at the Comments.  Jesus Christ!  One Post:  “Should I be extra nice to my Boss“…534 Comments! 534!! and before that there was a “Why does everyone not understand Me” 432! Comments!! Comments, not Visits, frickin Comments!  Really gettin sick of that.

Mr. B get yer fiddle-playin ass up here!  We need something in a cooking and/or new feature referencing music vid, stat y’all.

(I know, not food/new feature related vid, I have a reason for it.  There is a line Hendrix has in this clip, “yeah, I know I missed a verse, don’t worry about it”…putting this in ’cause when I did the re-read I realised that I got way off-topic on the Lesson of the Day…”don’t worry about it”)