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The Wakefield Doctrine is fun way of looking at personality types. We say there are three personality types: clarks, scotts and rogers.  If you know that your spouse is a roger, for instance, then you will understand why they act the way that they do.  If they are scottian personality types then they will behave thusly or will like to do this or do that.

Everyone  loves a good ‘personality type’ system.  Be it astrology, body types, or birth order we all have a desire to understand why the people in our lives act the way that they do.  Personality (type)  systems be it EPPS or ENTMP,  axis of civility(AOC) or the theory of clarksscotts and rogers, are entertaining because they are mirrors.  They offer us a different way to look at the familiar.

There is an old story/fable/lesson that tells about how a traveller to a new country asks the first person he encounters what are the people in the Village like ?  He is told ‘everyone is very suspicious and hostile’.  Then, a day later, a second traveller does the same thing and this time he is told, ‘everyone who lives in the Village is warm and friendly’.  A year later these two explorers meet and talk about their adventures.  One says to the other, there was one place where everyone was really mean and distrustful’ and the other explorer, recognising the landmarks says, ‘I went to the same Village but everyone was friendly…’!

We have all heard a version of this story at some point in our lives and the lesson is, of course, that  “expectation will determine our experiences with people”.

The Wakefield Doctrine takes this morality tale a step further.  We say that each of us begins life with a predisposition or bias to what can be expected from life and that becomes the life we live.  If you believe that the world is inimical, hostile,  a place of predator and prey, then the world is like that.  The Wakefield Doctrine approaches personality types from the position that if you know the bias a person has towards the world at large, then you will know how they will act and react, without ever meeting that individual.

Here we talk about a person being a clark or a scott or a roger.  Three ways to view the nature of the world.  This is not about gender nor it is about age or culture or even race.  It is simply ‘did you start your life believing the world was like…? ‘

Then you are a roger or a clark or a scott.

Everything else you would want to know follows from that.

This blog is new, not so well organised, but the information you will find here comes from people who know about the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) and if you read through all the pages you will come to understand and you will see the world (and the people in it) in a slightly different, but very interesting way.

Ed Note: The best place to start reading this blog all depends on which of the three personality types you are. But, you ask, how can I know which I am before I read this? Congratulations, you are a roger. If you read this previous sentence and said, ‘no kidding’ to yourself, you are a clark and everyone else is a scott. So, clarks and scotts head on over to the ‘By these names…’ Page and you rogers had best start with the ‘You might be a …’  Page, if you find the Ken Burns bit funny, your type is confirmed.

Good Luck!

Do me a favor and write some Comments. I have been told that my writing style is a bit stiff and formal, and it is taking every ounce of willpower not to use a parenthesis, but if you Comment and say, ‘Hey! Let go and use them parentheses(es)(s).‘ I really will appreciate it. And as a reward, I recommend that you go to the Post titled ‘the Wakefield Doctrine (a Prehistory)’1 it is fun and uninformative to read.

 

(1) Doesn’t count as using a parenthesis, it is the Title of the Post, dammit

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a clark, a scott and a roger are stranded on a desert island

(...ask your Progenitor)

(...ask your Progenitor)

Good news and bad news.

The good news is that we are starting to get feedback from people heretofore totally unfamiliar with the Wakefield Doctrine (aka the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers);

The bad news, they say that they are having trouble understanding the Doctrine after their visit to this blog.

Which reminds me of a joke…

Actually, it makes as much sense as anything else to turn our attention to humor and what the Wakefield Doctrine can tell us about those we find funny and maybe even those we do not (find funny.)

Lets start with three clarklike comedians: Steven Wright and Woody Allen,   Ellen Degeneris

Ok. (Hold your questions until later!)   Now here is a pretty diverse set of scottian comics:      Denis Leary ,  Henny Youngman ,   followed by  Joan Rivers and  Maria Bamford

Finally the rogerian philosophers: Jim Gaffigan,  Jerry Seinfeld,  and Kathy Griffen

You are probably saying at this point, ‘What the hell does this have to do with comprehending the Wakefield Doctrine’? (Or words to that effect. scott: “HTFU, get back to the comedians”, roger: “go ahead tell me more so that I can relate my own experiences” or clark: “alright, you have my attention”.)

(Give me a minute, I had the rationale here when I started this Post…)

The basis for the Doctrine is that the manner in which a person relates to the world determines their personality. Further, this ‘manner or style’  is a function of how the person chooses perceive the world. (You have all heard the expression, ‘reality is perception’.)

Every one of us interpret our relationship to the world at large in a characteristic way; the terms used in the Wakefield Doctrine are, of course:  as a clark (would), as a scott (would) as a roger (would). These links will take you to a page devoted to one of the three forms.

Or if you just want an Overview of what we are talking about, then  go to the ‘By these names you will know them’ page.  If you are a scott or a roger and are feeling particularly brave try the So, which am I?   (Warning! not for the insecure scott or roger).

Got to go look at some more clips, what a time in history we live!

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Welcome once again to the Wakefield Doctrine which is really to say welcome to the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers.  You/we have been introduced to the Progenitors: Clark, Scott and Roger.  Estimable personages they are.  Partiality aside, the theory put forth in this blog is both valid and verifiable.  In order to reach this conclusion, you the reader, must first read each page (including comments).  And then read again.

The Progenitors, as well as all contributing authors, have provided insurmountable proof that people behave according to their predominant world view (ie. that of a clark, scott or roger).  Here at the Wakefield Doctrine one can find true stories, film clips, fun facts and humorous anecdotes to support the idea that anyone can understand anyone else simply by knowing if a person is a clark, scott or roger

No one would argue that there are certain advantages to this.  Wouldn’t you want to:  Know ahead of time how your new boss operates?  How to anticipate his actions/reactions? (don’t get on his bad side unless you are immune to screaming and/or tirades) or Know exactly how the volunteer coordinator at your child’s school plans to keep everyone helping everyone else?( insert wide grin, saucer eyes, too pleasant voice) or What’s the best approach to the new employee – the one that seems shy, maybe a little distant, aloof even. (compliment her on her footwear or for him, throw out a quote from Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Pulp Fiction).

Good so far?  No.  Not for me.  It’s not enough.  It’s not enough just to know/learn who is a clark or who is a scott or who is a roger.  That’s the fun part.  What I want to know is how can I make this thing (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers) work for me?

So the larger question remains:  how can I better myself and by extension my life by knowing who is the clark, the scott and the roger?  I/you have identified characteristic behavior, observed interpersonal dynamics of family, friends and co-workers (this can be both challenging and entertaining especially during the holidays and/or special occasions where there are large groups in attendance) and most importantly of course, identified my/your own self.

The challenge now is how to utilize the other two world views.  How do I, an admitted (but not yet committed) clark, wander the earth using my latent scottian and rogerian qualities to my advantage.  How do I think like a clark, act like a scott, and feel as a roger?

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socratic dialogue? I got ya socratic dialogue, right here

…for those of you just tuning-in1here is the backstory: new to the blogosphere and hampered by limited writing skills and website design ability, the authors of the Wakefield Doctrine are struggling to shape a message that will entice visitors and readers into delving further into the content and becoming fans of the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers (aka the Wakefield Doctrine). Lets see what those scamps have come up with now…

(…So maybe the best approach to presenting the Wakefield Doctrine is to write what would be said in person.)

The Wakefield Doctrine says that all people can be divided into three types or groups. These groups are named clarks, scotts and rogers.

Is there a reason for these particular names?

Only in the sense that the Wakefield Doctrine originated from observations of three real people. But the names are not important.

The three types have clearly different ways of seeing the world and clearly different ways of reacting to situations and the characteristics of each stays consistent, from individual to individual within that type.

Could you repeat that using the English language?

Sure. Each of the 3 types act a certain way. Watch how they act or look at them or whatever and then match what you see to one of the 3 and you will know all about that person. Spot a clark by their posture or lack of eye contact and you will know a whole lot more about them, (same for scotts and rogers).

OK. This is like one of those TYPE A or you are an introvert/extrovert personality things?

Kind of.

Alright, what am I? And what can you tell me about me that you should not be able to guess?

Depends. If you are a roger, then we know that you like geneology, you think that those re-enacters (Civil War) are not overly weird. You like to believe that you behave in a way that would make your family proud. If you are a scott, you crave activity, action, competition. You love a party and are good at telling jokes and making people laugh. A clark will read this and already know where this is all going.

These are mere parlor tricks2  the Wakefield Doctrine is about  understanding those around us. Why they act the way that they do.

What? Why would I need to understand those around me. I know how I act so why would I care?

Because, you have read this far; if you did not care or were not curious, this blog would be 2 clicks behind celebritymoviearchives.com (or some other equally incisive site).

Alright, make your point. Tell me what I need to know to understand (other people).

No.

(My feelings are hurt. I know you are just humoring me. I can see you snicker and wink at your friends, when you think I am not watching…)

If you want to learn about this thing, then you, the overactive one, drumming your fingers because the computer is limited by the speed of light3 go to THIS PAGE  and read everything there, after you finish go to THIS PAGE.

You, the one with the ‘I can’t wait to tell my friends about this silly site’ smile on your face. You go to THIS PAGE and then go to THIS PAGE.

Finally, both of you go to THIS PAGE.

 

…Let me know how you make out.

 

 

 

 

(1) tuning-in an old persons reference to the days of radio when there was only analog and a rotary dial used to move from one station to the other.

(2) parlor  from the days when some homes (the larger ones) had a room used just for entertaining guests, pre-cursor to our modern living room (which, in turn, is being replaced by the ‘family room’).

(3) speed of light equals 186,000 mps (at least thats what everyone but the rogers think it is.)

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clarks talk, scotts act, rogers comfort

The primary and persistent topic of conversation here at the Wakefield Doctrine is:

…what do we say and how do we write it so that a total stranger, coming upon this blog, will Read, Understand and Follow (the directions) of the Wakefield Doctrine?

We know that once a person has grasped the basic concept, they will see the clarks, scotts and rogers  who are all around them, which will then lead to a deeper understanding of both the Doctrine and it’s application in their lives. Unfortunately, this medium (blog/written/by example), is difficult for those of us who, while we have an idea that is valuable beyond measure, when it comes to expressing the idea, we really can’t write so good.

Well, if the answer cannot be found in the Wakefield Doctrine, then what good is that? And the answer is…*

So, what do we think? (By ‘we’, I mean the represented constituency of the Wakefield Doctrine, i.e. clark, scott and roger.)

(Lets just go ahead and ask them).

 

another of usShut up, shut up, I already said that I was the best of all you sorry excuses for persoinality types!!!! Just let me at those readers, I ‘ll make ’em understand, you’ll see. Just watch me.

 

 

yet another of usPlease, people, can’t we all just get along. I feel that you have upset scott, it reminds me of a story…

 

 

another of usShut up with your f*cking stories, you BLT with a side-of-fries walking throw pillow. Do you know I am your master??!!…

 

 

 

yet another of usI do know that and it makes me happy to see how that makes you feel when I hear you say the things that I remember hearing once in a….

 

 

another of usMake him stop!!! Make him stop!!! His soothing voice is ketchup, his peaceful eyes are like those little round potatoes that have gravy just on the bottom half of them and….

 

 

one of usPlease?! Gentleman! We are in a public forum. We must conduct ourselves in a more congenial, and therefore more productive (in terms of the conveying of knowledge to our hypothetical…)…

 

another of usMake him Stop!!!

 

 

 

one of usShut up please

 

 

 

another of us‘Public forum this’, you pendantic, overly talkative motherf*cker!!! I know your kind! And if I ever get a free second from my demanding schedule of intimidating and offending everyone that I meet who is not stronger than me, I’ll murderlize ya’

 

one of usReally? I’m must say that surprises and disappoints me. I actually thought that we were making progress and combining our strengths so that….

 

 

yet another of usMake him stop please, for the love of humanity make him stop. I get so sleepy when he goes on like that, so that all I can think of are the woods; find and run to the woods.  With the correct clothing I can sleep under a bush somewhere…

 

 

another of usYeah go ahead, I’ll still find you, you NY Sytems, up- the-arm-with-relish-and-ketchup-and-that-grey-sprinkly stuff-they-put-on-the-top-that-makes-you-drink-a-full-bottle-of-Coke…

 

 

 

Lets stop here and think about…

                                             think about this

 

yet another of usI feel you are both being totally non-Doctrinistical in your pre-insemmination of the idea. All people with the proper eradication will know that what we have is the pineapple of human understanding…

 

 

 

 

 

*A contest!!**

**For the person who writes the best single Post explanation of the Wakefield Doctrine***

***A hat, of course!

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