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Six Sentence Story -the Wakefield Doctrine-

Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

This is the Doctrine’s contribution to the Six Sentence Story bloghop.

Hosted by Denise defined by it’s numerically eponymous title.

Prompt word:

FOIL

What? Sorry, misheard what you said, this is the rare manuscript department, maybe over in the self-help section?

Yeah, lots of those in our self-published and flash-fiction shelves, one might say that…eccentricities among indie authors… damn, sorry, my age is showing and the hearing is the first to go, especially with the bilabials; have you tried looking next door in the supermarket?

Sorry, as a delicacy, that stuff was outlawed because of the cruelty to the geese; sorry, damn…my French is minimal, maybe you should check in housewares.

Welcome to the Grocery department, yes, yes we do, we even have a choice: Reynolds and Store brand. How many rolls would you like?

 

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Well, what exactly do you want to know? Whether I am a clark or a scott or roger? If you have to ask, then you need to keep reading the Posts for two reasons: a)to get a clear enough understanding to be able to make the determination of which type I am and 2) to realize that by definition I am all three.* *which is true for you as well, all three...but mostly one

Comments

  1. We went a similar route methinks.
    A fun word with so many meanings!
    Thank you so much for a new (to me) word! Bilabial!

  2. Frank Hubeny says:

    Nice one: “that stuff was outlawed because of the cruelty to the geese”

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      I actually looked it up (foi gras) and, according to ‘pedia that is an actual thing. wouldn’t have missed it, what with having the palette of six-year-old and all

  3. Reena Saxena says:

    Age impacts the ears first, before making its way to the brain :)

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      agree (and) ‘ayiiee!’ consider what that does (to the individual)… through mishearing/misapprehension of the world around them, our minds make judgements that are skewed. like seeing a stream become polluted and not making the leap to the effects on the drinker from a nearby well

  4. Smile inducing storytelling.
    (I second the learning a new word – yes, that very one!)

  5. messymimi says:

    One roll, store brand, if I can afford it. Have you priced the stuff lately?!!

    • clarkscottroger clarkscottroger says:

      I am fortunate as I am but the driver, P is the orderer. (Holdover from the Covid, the bulk of the grocery shopping done only with me going and having Jen put the bags in the trunk so I can drive homw and bring them into the house and such)

  6. Chris Hall says:

    Ha ha, what’s not to like? Indie writers and/or strange, weird and funny flash fiction people are the best. Plus, a wonderful new word… ‘billabial’ – wow!

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